Somniloquy Revelation 02:20:10

February 20th, 2010 by Prophet Matthew James

Somniloquy Revelation 02:20:10

1. [Speaking the Sacred Tongue of Bæyű!]

Somniloquy Revelation 02:13:10

February 13th, 2010 by Prophet Matthew James

Somniloquy Revelation 02:13:10

1. Oh way! No way. Ah that’s scary. ‘El no.

2. Tilted kilt. Tilted kilt.

Somniloquy Revelation 02:11:10

February 11th, 2010 by Prophet Matthew James

Somniloquy Revelation 02:11:10

1. What is that? It’s a sliding pickup, obviously. What is that, nob? Like it changes the pitch.

2. Ah ‘T.’ That’s always ‘C.’ I don’t care about propers or nimpropers or o’ cares I’d rather have… Hey-a Brad!

Sh(t Eat3rs!

February 10th, 2010 by Prophet Matthew James

Willard Says, “Sleep, Then Life Shall Begin.”

February 9th, 2010 by Prophet Matthew James

Somniloquy Revelation 02:07:10

February 7th, 2010 by Prophet Matthew James

Somniloquy Revelation 02:07:10

1. Huh. You have every– Whatever you want it’s your spesble I don’t have one. It’s all yours Super Two Sue. It’s all yours.

2. Ooh a big bologna fold I don’t– No I’m not doing that. Not right. That’s my dod.

Somniloquy Revelation 02:06:10

February 6th, 2010 by Prophet Matthew James

Somniloquy Revelation 02:06:10

1. Who picked the restroom? I don’t understand that. Tiaras of the gods of the good. The worst part. You know what? I like that one. Exactly.

2. I won’t wants to be the bottom fedomp. La da da…

3. How did you steal that, goddamn damn calm? You’re a ru– the high-oat challenges.

Somniloquy Revelation 02:04:10

February 4th, 2010 by Prophet Matthew James

Somniloquy Revelation 02:04:10

1. How. No I don’t want to get the cancer. Ma Gah

2. Dumb. I hate I hate the uhwe.

The Key To Time Travel

January 28th, 2010 by Prophet Matthew James

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 4, pp. 36, 456 – 457.

SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 128.1

To the Willardites,

BROUGHT TO YOU BY: THE FIRST REAL TIME MACHINE, FOR WE ARE GETTING CLOSE!

And if it still hurts, travel back in time and fix it–and I quote:

1 [Mumbles] When it hits it to himself. Then a mossmo dick goes backwards, then it reverses through time, and then, a huge exploration. Awesome Bosom.

S-Rev128.1Purport: Here, Willard has found the key to time travel!

And that is all I have to say about that.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

Somniloquy Revelation 01:27:10

January 27th, 2010 by Prophet Matthew James

Somniloquy Revelation 01:27:10

1. Uh-oh someone’s face is mangled. Uh-oh face off [Spit].

2. Mm-uh plane? That’s a nice two-soap(?). Now that’s money.

3. Ahh. Finally, finally, finally get to sit on something goddammit! Fuck! Jeez!

4. Apparently through the allume track. You know, extra dalue, hm. Valium, it’s like Valium, which is probably is not good for you.