THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 4, pp. 36, 456 – 457.
SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 915.1
To those of the Celestialnet,
BROUGHT TO YOU BY: FACEBOOK, FOR WE ALL SHOULD DELETE OUR ACCOUNTS!
Again, I’m slowly coming back to my prophetic senses–and I quote:
1 Are you serious? What do you mean? Now what are you guys doing? What? Matchbox 20. That is one word accord, they don’t appreciate this Nile-sharing business bullcrap. Yeah. Only you know, the beach.
S-Rev915.1 – Purport: If you find that you have listened to Matchbox 20 within the last 24 hours I would suggest you stop whatever it is you’re doing and go straight to your computer… OK, now that you are at your computer, go online and delete your Facebook account. The reason I say this is because Facebook is a waist of time. That’s right, it is. Mark Zuckerberg is collecting more information about you than Larry Page. This is true. And shame on you for looking at Facebook while at work, shame on you.
Now, when you delete it, send me an email and tell me all about it. Your life will be that much better, and, you will be that much closer to Willard.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!