THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 4, pp. 36, 456 – 457.
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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 715.1-4
To those of the Celestialnet,
BROUGHT TO YOU BY: CARMAGEDDON, THEY ARE CLOSING THE 405 FOR MY BIRTHDAY BASH!
Welcoming myself back, for it’s been awhile–and I quote:
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1 What do they site this sidewalk? OK now um, what are the soft balls? Now this is what we need to find out: Everything soft! OK. And we need to find everything soft. Mm-kay. Poft first. So everything like goes over here, so take that, and put it in the light.
2 Nice, that’s money. Money! Ta-ay dogg.
3 It’s like from Italy, real Italy. From boobies.
4 Basically I’m tired. I’m beat. I have all my clothes.
S-Rev715.1 - Purport: All good things in life are soft. Food, towels, beds, socks, and balls, to name a few. Soft balls are very important. Why? Because they’re soft. If you had hard balls you’d be one miserable person. Why? Well, because they’re hard. It’s that simple.
S-Rev715.2 - Purport: Sometimes when we are in a bad mood we just need to give out compliments–even if they are undeserved. For it will make you feel better. I’ll give you an example, “My your ginger hair is glowing today!” See, now I feel much better.
S-Rev715.3 - Purport: As it turns out, things from Italy are quite amazing. Now if those things are boobies, they are even more amazing. Why? Because they’re boobies… and they’re from Italy.
S-Rev715.4 - Purport: We all get tired. I find that I get really tired after lunch. So, if I have the luxury of taking a nap, I’ll say, “I have all my clothes,” and then I’ll take a nap. If that’s not possible, I’ll say, “I don’t have all my clothes,” then I’ll try very hard to stay awake for my second wind.
Now to those who say, “All good things come to those who wait.” I say, “That’s not true. Stop waiting; do something!”
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!