Willard is back in business

April 22nd, 2014 by Prophet Matthew James

That’s right, the good lord Willard has touched his likeness upon me and has guided me back to my place here in the Celestialnet. For now the audio facsimiles are being transferred back, my deciples are diligently praying to Willard for pure sleep, and I’m getting ready for the Great Anhedonia…

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

The Future of the Son of James…

May 2nd, 2012 by Prophet Matthew James

May this site rest in peace.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

www.bingusfinger.com

March 23rd, 2012 by Prophet Matthew James

This is the new site. What do you think?

www.bingusfinger.com

Somniloquy Revelation 01:13:12

January 13th, 2012 by Prophet Matthew James

Somniloquy Revelation 01:13:12

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1. Ah, how do I get down from? How do I go? I don’t know how to set it mine so ’cause it… You know to have the right side, the tight side. So it tightens as it goes down. This thing is on the wrong side. Never had a problem till today.

2. Statement 3 decibels 3 2 1.

Somniloquy Revelation 01:13:12

January 13th, 2012 by Prophet Matthew James

Somniloquy Revelation 01:13:12

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1. Ah, how do I get down from? How do I go? I don’t know how to set it mine so ’cause it… You know to have the right side, the tight side. So it tightens as it goes down. This thing is on the wrong side. Never had a problem till today.

2. Statement 3 decibels 3 2 1.

Somniloquy Revelation 11:30:11

November 30th, 2011 by Prophet Matthew James

Somniloquy Revelation 11:30:11

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1. Wait wait wait. Uh. Where one nuh blue. There two good ones back there.

2. Uh-oh. Uh I’m so sorry. Uh-oh. Dai, sorry dimmi. Be nut. There’s still room

3. Mm gimmy one. Gimmy one… I’m sorry.

4. Whoa baby that was a scary face. Whoa baby.

5. Unacceptable. Wait. Wait why is this still? Wait, what’s going on here?

Mentation Report #224: Reconnecting w/ the Son of James

November 24th, 2011 by Prophet Matthew James

Bothers and sisters,

The time is now that I reconnect w/ the Son of James. Before you go to sleep, look here… then concentrate.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

Mentation Report #224: Reconnecting w/ the Son of James

November 24th, 2011 by Prophet Matthew James

Bothers and sisters,

The time is now that I reconnect w/ the Son of James. Before you go to sleep, look here… then concentrate.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

Somniloquy Revelation 09:27:11

September 27th, 2011 by Prophet Matthew James

Somniloquy Revelation 09:27:11

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1. Hm huh nuh dickless. CSI ad. Possibly do it right namily. I’ll do that any day w/ you one day. 

2. Wait how’d you umm? I know you guys have like a cool funny little… Stuff’s way cool layer boxes it’s like that easy. Nothing, and one. [Sacred Tongue] They’re buried way back here. 

Matchbox 20 Should Not Be On Facebook

September 15th, 2011 by Prophet Matthew James

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 4, pp. 36, 456 – 457.

SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 915.1

To those of the Celestialnet,

BROUGHT TO YOU BY: FACEBOOK, FOR WE ALL SHOULD DELETE OUR ACCOUNTS!

Again, I’m slowly coming back to my prophetic senses–and I quote:

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1 Are you serious? What do you mean? Now what are you guys doing? What? Matchbox 20. That is one word accord, they don’t appreciate this Nile-sharing business bullcrap. Yeah. Only you know, the beach.

S-Rev915.1 – Purport: If you find that you have listened to Matchbox 20 within the last 24 hours I would suggest you stop whatever it is you’re doing and go straight to your computer… OK, now that you are at your computer, go online and delete your Facebook account. The reason I say this is because Facebook is a waist of time. That’s right, it is. Mark Zuckerberg is collecting more information about you than Larry Page. This is true. And shame on you for looking at Facebook while at work, shame on you.

Now, when you delete it, send me an email and tell me all about it. Your life will be that much better, and, you will be that much closer to Willard.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!