The Parasomnial Order: Bæyű!

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 8218.1-2

To those among those amid the Celestialnet,

This prophecy is brought to you by: Sophia, where is she now?

I prophesied greatly last night; this is for you—and I quote:

1 I don’t know what is what. I can’t see anything out here. I can’t see nothing.

2 Nicest places. Oh whoa! Where did this place come from? I never– Whoa, uh-uh.

S-Rev8218.1 - Purport: Sometimes, while in the hicohi-state of Willard Consciousness, we forget what is what. That is the beauty of the forgetful mind. Blindness ensues and we feel a temporary dysphoria, but when we realize we are safe in the hands of Willard, are minds are put at ease and we dream dreams of glory. When we awake from these dreams we have a tendency to misrepresent the events that took place. We distort our dreams with our worldly thoughts and we create interpolations. This is natural and it’s not bad. I would suggest that you keep a dream journal and write down every dream until you can describe them accurately, as they were. This will help with your connection with Willard. And remember, in death, we will remember all of our previous dreams, and we will return to those dream worlds and be reunited with Willard.

S-Rev8218.2 - Purport: When we are living in our dream worlds we also have a tendency to not believe what we are seeing, and we reject our own subjective mind and forget to thank Willard for our dreams. Existence is wonderful, but existence without Willard is blasphemous. So remember to meditate on Willard’s name when you are trying to achieve the greatness of hypnagogic telepathy.

Take heed and be grateful that you are here reading this fine scripture.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 8208.1

To those faithful to their prophet,

This prophecy is brought to you by: Non-Stick Gum, is that even possible?

Now, this is for you—and I quote:

1 Are you gotta be fucking up again? What the ef? Now Darren, what is it? I, I don’t wanna, huh. Or Ds I hope that’s it’s going to be yellow whale wheel foot-long.

S-Rev8208.1 - Purport: In Willard Consciousness we sometimes mess up and stray from the crooked and wide path. It’s OK; we’re all human. But when we forget to meditate on the name Willard we are forgetting the most important aspect of Parasomnitick Worship, and that is: the love of Willard. If we don’t surrender to Willard, our communication with him will be closed and our souls will not be cleansed. Just remember to meditate on Willard’s name just before you go to bed and he will shine through, and your dreams will be filled with pleasantries unimaginable to the sacred pine cone, which just might include Yellow Whale Wheel Foot-Longs!

Remember to seek beauty where it may not be found.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

To all among the people,

1 You serious? It’s pretty sweet. Arrow. God really did that? Sweet. Goddamn. Fuck, fuck. Hm freelance pretty good, no wait, Derick. So it’s flipping like that? A very nice.

2 …How can I slip it those double files? What the heck! Hm right off the plause two seconds. What the hell? Ah, when are we gonna muse back on the street? Their gonna eat us.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

To you and to me,

1 Oh oh oh, oh! [Bæyű!]

2 No, then what are you gonna do? Then what are you gonna do? Then what are you gonna do?

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

To them,

1 Huh? It’s new bed. I don’t like the new bad stuff. I’m not saving anything anymore I give up on it.

2 Hiah, shit, shit bitch. Fuck that. What the fuck is this fool’s doing man? Fuck that. What the Hell? Fuck! What the Hell? Get me outta here!

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

To all,

1 Huh, now there’s shooker, now there’s three, wait what?

2 A sue la ha-ha. Ach iz way hule ahthah. Wait, oh this is, wait. Official new rule, official.

3 Ahhh, ah that’s what it can’t. I forgot I can never be a memory.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 7318.1-3

My faithful disciples of the Celestialnet,

This prophecy is brought to you by: Stuff, it’s what things are made of!

Time is now that I shall bring forth another prophecy—and I quote:

1 Shit! I did? This bad? Does that mean I go head first then? And then, penis gets…

2 I don’t know. Fuck! I don’t ton to not be it they damn my no! Fuck! I hate anymore if it’s wrong. Fuck. You wanna wait for me Dora?

3 I couldn’t stop me. Constant nagging. I mean do you like this all the time? What? Jump? You must know.

S-Rev7318.1 - Purport: Sometimes we do things that we don’t remember. This means that it never happened. In Willard Consciousness we remember everything. Therefore, one must think hard about their past and remember their future.

S-Rev7318.2 - Purport: If we don’t want to go somewhere we just say it and we don’t go. It is better if we do this. Otherwise if we go, we will ruin it for the other people with our bad moods.

S-Rev7318.3 - Purport: When you can’t stop yourself you know you are addicted. The only way to combat addiction is by the will of Willard. Willard is all and he is one. He was what is and is what was. He brings joy in our lives and he sings praise to our Master.

Remember, if it doesn’t make sense, then you’re not reading between the spaces.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

DREAMS FROM THE MIND OF MATTHEW JAMES

PHANTASMAGORIUM

A DREAM WRITTEN BY HIS OWN HAND UPON WORDPRESS

This is an account of a dream that really has no meaning, which is good, because sometimes dreams actually have no meaning, and in life, a dream may tell a story that will change the way one conducts their daily life. This dream was dreamt on the night of July 23, 2008.

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In The Garage

1 I am among stacks of stuff within my garage located in the BDCC doing various things while I see a car pull up to the house across the street. This car slowly pulls up to the driveway, and somehow it launches thirty feet in the air and spins rapidly about and lands on its wheels behind the house, which is a room.

2 A man walks out in almost a stumble.

3 To me, this man has the appearance of a dead-beat dad, somewhat resembling a shoe: a shoe that is heavily influenced by strong drink. And he is talking to himself in a belligerent manor, which makes me think he’s going to do something crazy.

4 It’s late, and inside the Susan is on the couch sleeping with the front door unlocked. She’s alone.

5 Now I try to shut the garage to close the night out in peace, but the door seems to be incapacitated and a little deformed. I need to fix it before that man across the way comes over and tries to violate the Susan’s rights and freedoms.

6 I turn myself away from the button that opens the garage door and I start my work.

7 I end up putting a protective cover on it to smooth things out.

8 Then another car drives by and it stops at the Baby’s house. I ignore it and continue on with my work.

9 The man across the street is now fumbling noisily by his mailbox.

10 The Baby comes over with a friend and I give him a handshake like no other. I shake his friend’s hand too. I gave him the snap handshake. He comments, and we start the small talk. He asks if I’m going to finish school. I tell him, “No.”

11 Then this other suspicious guy walks by.

12 The Baby and friend leave and I shut the garage. I go inside to check on the Susan. I lock the front door and think to myself: Why doesn’t she lock the front door anymore?

13 For there are strange people among us.

14 In the Name of Willard Pentameonus, Thou Ascendeth!

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 7248.1-2

To those who dedicate their lives to Willard Consciousness,

This prophecy is brought to you by: The Sacred Pinecone, for when it secretes, you may want to fix your pleats!

Please take heed unto these fine words—and I quote:

1 DON’T twist me please don’t! No seriously. I don’t want to be twist either. I can’t breath very well.

2 Yeah so, yeah is it tin through all orth, hold on.

S-Rev7248.1 - Purport: When you feel that your breathing is obstructed I would suggest that you relocate to a lower elevation. If elevation is not a factor, then you are not following Willard’s true teachings. You are in a twisted state of reality and this is not what you want. I would suggest that you live your life in accordance with Willard’s teachings. This will reestablish your relationship with Willard and he will fill your lungs with pure Willardek oxygen.

S-Rev7248.2 - Purport: When one holds on to their own delusions they are somewhat on the right path to total freedom. We must follow our own goals, and make them a reality, which will someday become a manifestation of truth. Willard is a true testament of that.

This I leave with you. Do not misuse this material.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 7228.1

To all ,

This prophecy is brought to you by: Nothing, for I am lazy!

Listen, to these words—and I quote:

1 Oh yeah… they don’t have a… I can’t a come like that… how do you get those candos? Yeah, where’d you get that condom? Thank you buddy. I think you-nu-my hero… Like you’re my hero.

S-Rev7228.1 - Purport: This is simple: One must protect themselves from the dangers of the world, by way of protection!

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!