Saturday, February 28, 2004
Now, at this time it was the custom of the priest of Salamander, the king of Hulett, to offer up upon the altar which was built in the land of Panora, for the offering unto these strange gods, men, women, and children. – Willard 1:8
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Hey it’s flat, hey.
Why is it bamwitch?
Hey, so what’s going on?
Who else is in here?
Is there anyone else here?
Oh shoot! . . . Huh, ah.
Let’s talk, now lets talk about Carl’s,
Now is where I’m gonna have trouble.
This is where I’m gonna have trouble step.
Now’s where trouble where is step
Oh yeah, it’s awful, I forgot about this part [toad].
Ah dude, I don’t wanna surf pro.
Thursday, February 26, 2004
Therefore they turned their hearts to the sacrifice of the depraved in offering up their children unto these apocryphal idols, and hearkened not unto my voice, but endeavored to take away my life by the hand of the priest of Eternal-Father. The priest of Eternal-Father was also the priest of Salamander. – Willard 1:7
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. . .
N-n-n-no n-n-no, damn.
Damn there not mean anything.
. . . For real? . . .
The buck out!
. . .
Wednesday, February 25, 2004
For their hearts were set to do evil, and were wholly turned to the god of Eternal-Father, and the god of Christ, and the god of Holy-Ghost, and god of Salamander, king of Hulett. – Willard 1:6
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Hey, what is this?
The heck is this?
Hey! aow! this thing hurts.
Ah, F the F, was that really?
No way, that’s amazing.
Ah let me see it where my thumb is,
That’s pretty good, isn’t it?
It’s like F, thumbnail.
that’s pretty good, right?
. . .
Ah that’s nasty!
Thursday, February 19, 2004
My fathers, having turned from their righteousness, and from the holy commandments which the Lord their God had given unto them, unto the worshiping of the gods of the depraved, utterly refused to hearken to my voice of truth; – Willard 1:5
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I don’t like the way it sounds right there.
Crap ah that’s tight.
That’s tight did you see that?
That was dope.
Look at that butt, put your boner to it.
Whoa!
I hate these fuckin’ cigarette things
Goddammit, stupid shits.
What?
um?
[Behold the evil toad and answers the question of what?]
Monday, February 16, 2004
I sought for mine appointment unto the Priestcraft according to the appointment of God unto the fathers concerning the truth. – Willard 1:4
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I don’t worry about the. . .
I hear something.
Hear the hanna hanna hanna anna.
Oh sorry.
Oh, hey who’s this girl running at me?
Alright got this, oh one dude won’t it,
Black one hit me straight on the peek.
. . . other hot cheek.
Straight one.
Yeah.
Sunday, February 15, 2004
It was conferred upon me from these fathers; it came down from the fathers, from the alpha of time, yea, even from the alpha, or before the extinction of the megalosaur, or before the origin of the golden plates, down to the present time, even the right of the first protoplasm or first ape of the morminoid species, who is Mormon, or first father, through the fathers unto me. – Willard 1:3
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Choo choo. . .
Ah crap!
Aha that’s diarrhea, aw sick!
Ew!
Ew!
That’s so gross.
Perfect one.
Saturday, February 14, 2004
And, finding that there was greater jubilation and harmony and rest for me, I sought for the blessings of the fathers, and the right whereunto I should be ordained to administer the truth; having been myself a blind follower of righteousness, desiring also to be one who possessed great knowledge, and to be a greater follower of my own righteousness, and to possess my own greater knowledge, and to be a father of my colony, a prince of harmony, and desiring to receive instructions to keep the commandments of God, I became a rightful heir, a self proclaimed leader of truth, holding the right belonging to the fathers. – Willard 1:2
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Hey,
Oh that’s disgusting
Hey, is that the Rocket School?
. . .
Oh, why can’t he host?
I like the, I like the oreos better.
I like the holes better area.
I area better i they disorder.
Yeah . . . yeah . . . yeah!
Wednesday, February 11, 2004
In the land of the Panorians, at the residence of my fathers, I, Willard, saw that it was needful for me to obtain another place of residence; – Willard 1:1
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Who is this?
No no no don’t do this, NO!
Hey, no no no!
Hey, no don’t don’t don’t!
No hand on board.
No hand on foot.
No hand on virgine.
200,
Oh . . . chupa me velga.
Where’s your viaweah?
Where the hell?
What the fuck?
Oh no, oh dude, dude, ah dude . . . sock.
Sock.
Time tells time and time is now, for I must prophesy about things to come on the date of March 2nd, 2008:
Inside insight one could almost see into the future, right?
As for tonight, the future holds promise for a new organ ionization.
For once, it has shifted paradigms!
Under a new name anointed by the Son of James by the power of the Willardek Priestcraft,
I, Pentamoenus, shall bring forth change unto all people of the Celestialnet.
O hear my words trickle down to the bottom while the note hits the brown (4-9hz).
For time is now, to decipher the life of the Son of James!
Praise Tnemy’ol’pmenu! Praise the Dey’ol’pmenu!