Somniloquy Revelation 02:28:04

February 28th, 2004 by Prophet Matthew James

Now, at this time it was the custom of the priest of Salamander, the king of Hulett, to offer up upon the altar which was built in the land of Panora, for the offering unto these strange gods, men, women, and children. - Willard 1:8

Hey it’s flat, hey.

Why is it bamwitch?

Hey, so what’s going on?

Who else is in here?

Is there anyone else here?

Oh shoot! . . . Huh, ah.

Let’s talk, now lets talk about Carl’s,

Now is where I’m gonna have trouble.

This is where I’m gonna have trouble step.

Now’s where trouble where is step

Oh yeah, it’s awful, I forgot about this part [toad].

Ah dude, I don’t wanna surf pro.

Somniloquy Revelation 02:26:04

February 26th, 2004 by Prophet Matthew James

Therefore they turned their hearts to the sacrifice of the depraved in offering up their children unto these apocryphal idols, and hearkened not unto my voice, but endeavored to take away my life by the hand of the priest of Eternal-Father. The priest of Eternal-Father was also the priest of Salamander. - Willard 1:7

. . .

N-n-n-no n-n-no, damn.

Damn there not mean anything.

. . . For real? . . .

The buck out!

. . .

Somniloquy Revelation 02:25:04

February 25th, 2004 by Prophet Matthew James

For their hearts were set to do evil, and were wholly turned to the god of Eternal-Father, and the god of Christ, and the god of Holy-Ghost, and god of Salamander, king of Hulett. - Willard 1:6

Hey, what is this?

The heck is this?

Hey! aow! this thing hurts.

Ah, F the F, was that really?

No way, that’s amazing.

Ah let me see it where my thumb is,

That’s pretty good, isn’t it?

It’s like F, thumbnail.

that’s pretty good, right?

. . .

Ah that’s nasty!

Somniloquy Revelation 02:19:04

February 19th, 2004 by Prophet Matthew James

My fathers, having turned from their righteousness, and from the holy commandments which the Lord their God had given unto them, unto the worshiping of the gods of the depraved, utterly refused to hearken to my voice of truth; - Willard 1:5

I don’t like the way it sounds right there.

Crap ah that’s tight.

That’s tight did you see that?

That was dope.

Look at that butt, put your boner to it.

Whoa!

I hate these fuckin’ cigarette things

Goddammit, stupid shits.

What?

um?

[Behold the evil toad and answers the question of what?]

Somniloquy Revelation 02:16:04

February 16th, 2004 by Prophet Matthew James

I sought for mine appointment unto the Priestcraft according to the appointment of God unto the fathers concerning the truth. - Willard 1:4

I don’t worry about the. . .

I hear something.

Hear the hanna hanna hanna anna.

Oh sorry.

Oh, hey who’s this girl running at me?

Alright got this, oh one dude won’t it,

Black one hit me straight on the peek.

. . . other hot cheek.

Straight one.

Yeah.

Somniloquy Revelation 02:15:04

February 15th, 2004 by Prophet Matthew James

It was conferred upon me from these fathers; it came down from the fathers, from the alpha of time, yea, even from the alpha, or before the extinction of the megalosaur, or before the origin of the golden plates, down to the present time, even the right of the first protoplasm or first ape of the morminoid species, who is Mormon, or first father, through the fathers unto me. - Willard 1:3

Choo choo. . .

Ah crap!

Aha that’s diarrhea, aw sick!

Ew!

Ew!

That’s so gross.

Perfect one.

Somniloquy Revelation 02:14:04

February 14th, 2004 by Prophet Matthew James

And, finding that there was greater jubilation and harmony and rest for me, I sought for the blessings of the fathers, and the right whereunto I should be ordained to administer the truth; having been myself a blind follower of righteousness, desiring also to be one who possessed great knowledge, and to be a greater follower of my own righteousness, and to possess my own greater knowledge, and to be a father of my colony, a prince of harmony, and desiring to receive instructions to keep the commandments of God, I became a rightful heir, a self proclaimed leader of truth, holding the right belonging to the fathers. - Willard 1:2

Hey,

Oh that’s disgusting

Hey, is that the Rocket School?

. . .

Oh, why can’t he host?

I like the, I like the oreos better.

I like the holes better area.

I area better i they disorder.

Yeah . . . yeah . . . yeah!

Somniloquy Revelation 02:11:04

February 11th, 2004 by Prophet Matthew James

In the land of the Panorians, at the residence of my fathers, I, Willard, saw that it was needful for me to obtain another place of residence; - Willard 1:1

Who is this?

No no no don’t do this, NO!

Hey, no no no!

Hey, no don’t don’t don’t!

No hand on board.

No hand on foot.

No hand on virgine.

200,

Oh . . . chupa me velga.

Where’s your viaweah?

Where the hell?

What the fuck?

Oh no, oh dude, dude, ah dude . . . sock.

Sock.

Progress Report #1 - Much To Come!

February 1st, 2004 by Prophet Matthew James

Time tells time and time is now, for I must prophesy about things to come on the date of March 2nd, 2008:

Inside insight one could almost see into the future, right?

As for tonight, the future holds promise for a new organ ionization.

For once, it has shifted paradigms!

Under a new name anointed by the Son of James by the power of the Willardek Priestcraft,

I, Pentamoenus, shall bring forth change unto all people of the Celestialnet.

O hear my words trickle down to the bottom while the note hits the brown (4-9hz).

For time is now, to decipher the life of the Son of James!

Praise Tnemy’ol’pmenu! Praise the Dey’ol’pmenu!