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Monthly Archives: March 2004

Somniloquy Revelation 03:05:04

Now, this priest had offered up on this altar three virgins and one of homo penchant, who were the children of Coriumtes, one of the royal descent directly from the loins of Darbbuhlorn. These virgins were offered up because of their virtue; they would not bow down to worship gods of phantasmagoria, therefore they were killed upon this altar, and it was done after the manner of the Hulettans. – Willard 1:11

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Hey, no, no no, wait no one can go in, go in.

Why do we keep going in this stupid place?

Hey, hi, what are you guys doing? What’s going on?

What are you guys doing? Why are you stealing it? Oh we’re stealing it.

I’m sorry, that’s a two green, two realities, are eat, that’s cra’ah.

Now how fun that is to have you in there, amazing.

I don’t know he say right there, bye, I gotta go, party afternoon.

Somniloquy Revelation 03:04:04

Even the thank-offering of a child did the priest of Salamander offer upon the altar which stood by the flat called Cumorah’s Flat, at the head of the plain of Guthrie. – Willard 1:10

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How do I get out of here? Uh, oh man!

I don’t wanna get stuck.

I don’t, I know, ah no I no I, I, all about.

[Evil toad speaketh in triadic tongue]

Somniloquy Revelation 03:03:04

And it came to pass that the priest made an offering unto the god of Salamander, and also unto the god of Holy-Ghost, even after the manner of the Panorians. Now the god of Holy-Ghost was the sun. – Willard 1:9

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Huh, do you know where he lives?

Shut ba down. un-uh.

Oh that’s tight, that looks really tight.

I love the way the Indians are shaped in there,

Aren’t they cool? They better in the know.

Then there’s much better das better,

Mon dia is much better, it’s way better, it’s a.

What are we? Ah like I said ehh, that’s how I have to not, not.

Eh eh you’re not making fun of,

Marching the faith to um mithe, um.

You’re you’re not gonna like it from the front, now watch trust me,

You’re only looking from the back now watch, trust me it’s all right.

Dude that’s how um, ah, Uriss that’s my buddy that’s my buddy I don’t,

I don’t know if you could travel all over, but,

You know, what the F, I don’t give a buck.

This comes right off if you should deck it that out.

Mmm, Chicago, Chicago, mm, Chicago.

Nothing, Bayshool.