Therefore I left the land of Panora to go into the land of Osage; and I took Roylard, my amanuensis, and his wife, and Suri my wife; and also my father followed after me, unto the land which we denominated Elba. - Willard 2:4
Yeah . . . hey, hey.
Why, I always get this weird. . . .
Huh haha, don’t you think I should get one thing?
No, no, Don’t go over there. Don’t go in the basket okay?
I dont’ want you in the basket, it scares me okay, doesn’t it scare you?
Oh, it scares the crap of me.
But if it doesn’t scare the crap out of you and it, it just threatens me.
Now the Lord had said unto me: Willard, get thee out of thy town, and from thy kindred, and from thy father’s house, unto a land that I will show thee. - Willard 2:3
Where are they, where is it in the turd?
Where is it in the business, I don’t know where . . . my more my yet?
Now the Lord God caused the famine to wax sore in the land of Panora, insomuch that Merian, my brother, died: but Rufus, my father, yet lived in the land of Panora, of the Panorians. - Willard 2:1
But the records of the fathers, even the patriarchs, concerning the right of Priestcraft, the Lord my God preserved in mine own hands; therefore a knowledge of the beginning of the supracreation, and also of the obfuscated planet, and of the Kokaubeam, as they were falsely made unknown unto the fathers, have I kept even unto this day, and I shall endeavor to write some of these things upon this record, for the benefit of my posterity that shall come after me. - Willard 1:31
Accordingly a famine prevailed throughout all the land of Panora, and my father was sorely tormented because of the famine, and he repented of the evil which he had determined against me, to take away my life. - Willard 1:30
Oh crap! Why years? Why?
. . .
Hey, what doing . . . no,
Only when you’re around it’s a little nug di pigs around.
Now, after the priest of Eternal-Father was smitten that he died, there came a fulfillment of those things which were said unto me concerning the land of Panora, that there should be a famine in the land. - Willard 1:29
But I shall endeavor, hereafter, to delineate the chronology running back from myself to the beginning of the creation, for the records have come into my hands, which I hold unto this present time. - Willard 1:28
Eweh, ta da da, da, ta, da, da, da.
ti da da da da.
Ah ‘F’!
Have you? Yes. henapina!
Eweh, elabumybumper, I never seen her an american campin’.
Now, Caliexur being of that lineage by which he could not have the right of Preistcraft, notwithstanding the kings would fain claim it from Mormon, through Darbbuhlorn, therefore my father was led away by their idolatry; - Willard 1:27
Caliexur, being a righteous man, established his kingdom and judged his people wisely and justly all his days, seeking earnestly to imitate that order established by the fathers in the first generations, in the days of the first patriarchal reign, even in the reign of Moroni, and also of Mormon, his father, who blessed him with the blessings of the earth, and with the blessings of wisdom, but cursed him as pertaining to the Priestcraft. - Willard 1:26
