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Monthly Archives: May 2004

Somniloquy Revelation 05:03:04

Monday, May 3, 2004

But I, Willard, and Roylard, my amanuensis, prayed unto the Lord, and the Lord appeared unto me, and said unto me: Arise, and take Roylard with thee; for I have purposed to take thee away out of Elba, and to make of thee a minister to bear my name in a strange land which I will give unto thy truth after thee for an everlasting possession, when they hearken to my voice. – Willard 2:6

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Or not!

[Fumbling with keys and whatnot]

Got damn, oh this is, goddamn diculous goddamn ka,

goddamn, this is stupid sh-

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Somniloquy Revelation 05:01:04

Saturday, May 1, 2004

And the famine abated; and my father tarried in Elba and dwelt there, as there were many flocks in Elba; and my father turned again unto his Mormon idolatry, therefore he continued in Elba. – Willard 2:5

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I re, luked towel, I remember that.

It’s a blue one, it’s right there.

Oh, stop s-s-s-s stop, s-s-s-s-s stop.

It’s bad, we got freakin’ two, two,

Two mother fuckers, two mother fuckers, two. . .

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