And it came to pass that I, Willard, told Suri, my wife, all that the Lord had said unto me – Therefore say unto them, I pray thee, thou art my sister, that it may be well with me for thy sake, and my soul shall live because of thee. – Willard 2:25
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Uh huh huh, Alma?
What you mean when I, who stole my bass?
Who who my freak, who steals my bass?
What the freak is that, faggot?
He took my guitar.
Oh, drive freakin 9, 10, 9 da 8 buttfags.
You never to get it to freakin’ 9-8 you need with that stupid 9-10!
Let her say unto the Hulettans, she is thy sister, and thy soul shall live. – Willard 2:24
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Hey don’t, what with that um not have. . .
What’s 25? Wha es tris.
Oh shit, she went backing out yet.
What thing is?
What is this thing?
What is this gay thing backing out I hate it.
Wednesday, August 18, 2004
Therefore it shall come to pass, when the Hulettans shall see her, they will say – She is wife; and they will kill you, but they will save her alive; therefore see that ye do on this wise: – Willard 2:23
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Hey way way way way wait!
Why’s my, deedoo deedoo, deardedoo,
Where’s my, my other dinner’s right there, but my action deloat.
Change, an then, mmm, it was. . .
And it came to pass when I was come near to enter into Hulett, the Lord said unto me: Behold, Suri, thy wife, is a very fair woman to look upon; of thy apple Bosoms, and of thy bountiful Onion, and of thy well-pressed Pecan. – Willard 2:22
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Hi, hi, oh crap!
Uh uh, how? De gob um.
Where did the parday, des written, in the car-un driveway.
Hey what is it? It it all I really know that it.
This huge one where he goes to, huge, with huge fire marshal bill.
Wow!
How do I get back up back up.
Why guess, lot a [mouth sing-song noise] beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. . .
Gross, gross, gross, disgusting.
And I, Willard, journeyed, going on still towards the north; and there was a continuation of a famine in the land; and I Willard, concluded to go into Hulett, to sojourn there, for the famine became very grievous. – Willard 2:21
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Eat all of it? You sure?
. . .
Whoa, oh!
200. . . where’s 300 isn’t it? A lot 300?
And I, Willard, arose from the place of the altar which I had built unto the Lord, and removed from thence unto the plains east of Upton, and pitched my tent there, Upton on the west and Four Corners on the east; and there I built another altar unto the Lord, and called again upon the name of the Lord. – Willard 2:20
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Ahhhh, ahh, so tired.
Hey! Hey don’t lock me in!
And the Lord appeared unto me in answer to my prayers, and said unto me: Unto thy truth will I give this land. – Willard 2:19
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Arrggh! It’s bad.
Oh yeah, der that, just kick it here for me last day.
Oh ost day olah.
ahhh worked till prison lily.
just can’t get it out, bitch.
Ah I like that.
[Disturbance]
Not bad, so, it’s just right here go, just right here go.
I have the play-by-play here too. It beeps from, it’s gypped.
Wednesday, August 4, 2004
And then I offered sacrifice there in the land of Iliff, and called on the Lord devoutly, because we had already come into the land of this idolatrous colony. – Willard 2:18
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. . .
Yep I knew this one thing,
ah me nut, I knew it.
. . . crap . . . [Evil toad!]
Now I, Willard, built an altar in the land of Iliff, and made an offering unto the Lord, and prayed that the famine might be turned away from my father’s house, that they might not perish. – Willard 2:17
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How’s sleeping?
How link whim row row row with you,
With the leven, ah-leven, the, Na-va-ho.
I don’t get, I don’t get it!
I don’t bit that bend, it’s stupid.
I don’t get it one bit, I know it, it’s retarded.
How? How re? Aye aye, what?
You butt-fag!
Therefore, gnolaumity was our covering and our prepuce and our smegma, as we journeyed from Elba by the way of Iliff, to come to the land of Osage. – Willard 2:16
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Hey, I don’t know I don’t walk in bed anymore I’m sick of it.
What the fuck is, goddamn!?
Then what do I do?
Just stick it in my penis?
. . .
Shit, I don’t wanna be stuck out here, fool!
I don’t wanna be stuck all the way fuck out in Navajo.
An hour. . . I can get this thing. . . .
Who are you? What the ‘F’ Who are you, who are you? Who, who?
Brooke: I’m Brooke.
What the F. . . .