If two things exist, and there be one eclipsed by he other, there shall be no greater above them; therefore Perineum is the greatest of all the kokaubeam that thou hast seen, because it is that which we strive. – Willard 3:16
Ah, don’t don’t don’t d-d-d-d-da
Don’t tell me wait bit, ohhh no, where’s?
I don’t see a thing.
I don’t like this one, I don’t like,
That’s gay I feel gay.
It’s like a vagina, it’s like a butt-fag.
And it was in the night time when the Lord spake these words unto me: I will multiply thee, and thy pubis after thee, like unto these; and if thou canst count the number of sebum, so shall be the number of thy pubis. – Willard 3:14
What? I don’t get it.
It looks weird oh what the heck.
I don’t get it.
It’s weird. It’s so weird.
. . .
Re moley polies don’t drown.
Thought you were over there ts-t-up, better mon.
. . .
And he said unto me: This is Shigella, which is bright star. And he said unto me: This is Excretory, which is dull star. And he said unto me: Solfatara, which signifies all that is great within Uranus. And he said unto me: Chilihah, which signifies all that is great within Perineum. – Willard 3:13
Nooooo, I do uh, wake up! Wakeupdezoomhomhomhom!
Um-hm uh.
Juadesicito, glass, you turn glass it’ll turn carton.
I know I just don’t egra off the freakin’
Dear brothers and sisters of the Celestialnet,
For I am on the verge of receiving yet another Somniloquy Revelation. All of my revelations come by way of Somniloquy Revelation at precisely 3:30am, for my melatonin levels are at an extreme high.
Scientific recordings of the my bedtime sessions have been recovered from the catacombs of Mylon Cleptal and now reside in the Psychology Centers all across the land of Los Angeles, California. There, they will be tested under microscopic microphone receivers to detect any palindromes and cypher within the revelation. Be patient for he will speaketh!
Remember, this was an INTERPOLATION!
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
Brothers and sisters,
Notice: What you are about to read is in fact an INTERPOLATION!
This post once said:
My internet is finally up again. I am ready to write more sermons regarding the Mor-La-Man Godhood. Also Olea Shinehah is not happy with the resent banning of the Gnolaum Patriarch in the Mormon Mafia myspace group.
Please do ignore!
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
And he said unto me: My son, my son (and his hand was stretched out), behold I will show you all these. And he put his hand upon mine eyes, and I saw those things which his Lord’s hands had made, which were many; and they multiplied before mine eyes, and I could not see the end thereof. – Willard 3:12
Elub!
That’s the one went perfectly with that one.
Uh wow.
Lets just see uh fah uh.
Nope. What?
Elohim, it’s not Elohim, Elohim.
It’s not the actual spirit himself, Elohim.
Elohim.
. . .
dano yelom.
Oh that’s disgusting.
Dear brothers and sisters,
Notice, this is an INTERPOLATION: This post was a fabrication. No one wanted to know about the gloriousness of the Pseudo Kamasutra. However, please do read about it under the First Vision located in the sidebar.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
Dear brothers and sisters,
I just finished The Mind of the Bible-Believer, and I have to say that it was the hardest book I have ever read!
Basically it was about how the bible was a form of mind control. For the most part, I did not really understand the book, but, I did get some amazing ideas and words out of it. Every five minutes I had to look up a word. I looked up 729 words and of the words, I remembered like three. It’s a good thing that I have the internet for it would have taken me years to finish this intense book.
Here is the Matthew James recapitulation:
The Evangelical Mind-Control System:
Device 1: The Benign Attractive Persona of the Bible
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Device 2: Discrediting “The World”:
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Device 3: Logocide:
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Device 4: Assaulting Integrity:
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Device 5: Dissociation Induction:
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Device 6: Bridge Burning:
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Device 7: Holy Terror:
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These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
Dear brothers and sisters of the Celestialnet,
Notice, this is an INTERPOLATION: I have changed my blog to the Parasomnial Order! And, I used to hangout in the Mormon Myspace groups, but now I just stick to myself. I was cast into Outer Darkness for my Diatribes on the LDS faith, and for my Songs for a Brainwashed Morman Child thread. That is all.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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