The Parasomnial Order: Bæyű!

THE PARASOMNIAL DICTIONARY

PREFACE

This dictionary has been designed by the Prophet Matthew James to provide the people seeking Truth with a collection of definitions and explanations of the concepts that are in association with the Parasomnial Order. It is based upon the septiteuchal text, supplemented by information from the other books of scripture accepted as standard works by the The Church of the Parasomnial Order. Many of the concepts have been taken from the best available scholarship of the world of Parasomnia and are subject to reevaluation based on new research and/or Somniloquy Revelation. The topics have been carefully selected and are treated briefly. If more information is desired, one should comment in the comments section below.

Also, in reading the material on this website, be very certain that you never go past a word you don’t know, or one that you don’t fully understand. The only reason a person gives up on life or becomes confused or unable to learn is because they are not very smart and did not fully understand or comprehend the full meaning of a word.

Abraham, Book of. A book translated by Joseph Smith in 1835 from ancient Egyptian papyrus purported to be an account of Abraham, written by his own hand. Also, Willard used it as a source for the Book of Willard.

Apocryphal Idols. There where many different Apocryphal Idols in the 19th Century that the people generally worshiped; e.g., in America the chief abstractions of worship were the Jehovah’s Witness Watchtower-God, Christian Science Bible-Healing-God, and the Seventh Day Adventist Saturday-God. In the land of Panora, the abstractions of worship were the Mormon Gods of the Godhead, and the forged God of Mark Hofmann, together they included; God of Eternal-Father, God of Jesus-Christ, God of Holy-Ghost, and God of Salamander (Will. 1:5-6). These Apocryphal Idols were purported to be worshiped by way of Parasomnitick Worship (Will. 1:14). But, their (wrong) form of worship was a conscious worship involving: Prayer, Temple Rituals, and Baptism by submersion.

Akasha. The term comes from the ancient Sanskrit language which means aether. Aether is one of the 5 classical elements that Aristotle called quintessence; which is defined as the pure atmosphere or the extension of the heavenly skies where Willard, Elohim, Oleahah, and the Holy Wraith (The Divine Quadrivalence or Akashaic Tetravalance) await for unconscious communication by way of Parasomnitick Worship.

Akashic Records. A collection of mystical knowledge that is stored in a non-physical realm called Akasha, sometimes referred to as the Universal Wang. Basically, every thing that happens in the past, present, or future is recorded and filed on an ‘astral computer,’ e.g., all feelings, thoughts, actions, and events (similar to the Al-Lauh Al-Mahfoodh).

Bæyű. Pronounced Bahyow, it is the secret language of Elohim. When the prophet Matthew James Channels Willard during Somniloquy Revelation he sometimes speaks this language, which can only be spoken while in the Hicohic-State of existence. It is similar to tongues, but not made up, and whoever speaks it will have no recollection of what was said. Therefore, it is the only language for proper worship, seeing that it is unconscious.

Celestialnet. This very Internet is the Celestialnet. Everybody who is connected to the internet has access to the Celestialnet. One must be spiritual in their way of Internet activity in order to truly be apart of the Celestialnet. Seek Willard and you shall find wisdom within the Celestialnet. Always Remember this.

Godhead. According to Mormon theology, the Godhead refers to the supreme Governors of the universe and the Fathers of mankind. There are three separate personages (gods) in the Godhead: God of Eternal-Father, God of Jesus-Christ, and God of Holy-Ghost, i.e., Apocryphal Idols. From Joseph Smith we learn that God of Eternal-Father and God of Jesus-Christ have tangible bodies of flesh and bone, and that the God of Holy-Ghost is of a spirit without flesh and bone.

Gods of Phantasmagoria. According to Willard, the Gods of Phantasmagoria are the Gods we all worship today. Be it Allah, Krishna, JHVH, YHWH, Baal, Horus, Jesus, and etc. for they are all perceived as personages of our imagination. Therefore we are not to worship them since they do not exist. Willard taught that the only correct form of worship was the unconscious worship of the Parasomnial Order, which was done during REM sleep.

Joseph Smith. Prophet, seer, and revelator of the Mormon Church. Read more…

Mahalalel. Enoch’s grandfather. In the book of Enoch, Enoch prophesies in his sleep and Mahalalel wakes him. The first Somniloquy Revelation that we know of, in which he says, “The earth is destroyed!”

Mark Hofmann. The name of a man who forged some documents, had some financial problems, and killed 2 people by way of bombs. He was not a good man and he should have stopped his tomfoolery at the forgeries.

Nocturnal Dysphasia. This is the act of talking, mumbling, and/or prophesying in one’s sleep. The cause of this phenomenon is uncertain, but I believe that it is the will of Willard accompanying us in our sleep, for we are alone at night and we need company.

Nocturnal Mastication. Literally chewing in your sleep. It is a condition that can lead to serious jaw problems, but that is not always the case. It usually sounds like a dog drinking water¹, or a really annoying person chewing gum.

1. Example: The Sound of Nocturnal Mastication. [↩]

Panora. The name of the fourth son of Darbbuhlorn (Will. 1:11); also used to denote the tribe inhabiting the lowland (hence the name) toward the flat of Iowa.

Parasomnia. Refers to the 3 forms of Parasomnitick Worship (Will. 1:14).

Parasomnitick Worship. Is a form of worship that is done while one is sleeping. It is the most correct form of worship and it has been proven to enhance your quality of life. There are three forms of Parasomnitick Worship: Somnabulistic Prostrates, Somniloquistic Incantations, and Enuresis Nocturnus. Each form is an unconscious worship and there are certain rituals that one must do before they go to sleep in order initiate the sacred pine cone, which includes the repetition of a mantra and a form of dreamlike visualization.

Priestcraft - Refers to the priesthood in its purest form. Normally construed in an ill sense as fraud of a priestly order for gain of wealth and status. The Priestcraft was brought forth by Willard for the sake of the Parasomnial Order. One must be ordained in the Willardek Priestcraft before they partake in Parasomnitick Worship.

Salamander, Forged God of. Is the king of Hulett, and one of the four Apocryphal Idols worshiped in the land of Panora; comes from the revelation of Mark Hofmann.

Somniloquy. Is a parasomnia where one talks aloud in one’s sleep. It can be quite humorous and loud at times, and rarely does it ever make sense. Sleep-talking can range from incoherent sounds to long speeches (Will 1:14).

Somni-Sync. Is a new technology that the prophet Matthew James is developing. It’s based off the Hemi-Sync technology, but it is designed to enhance sleep talking. Four testing CDs have been created and the results are yet determined.

Spirit of Willard. When one has maximized their creativity by not copying those around them, and doing something innovated by the power of the Willardek Priestcraft.

Supracreation. Millions of years ago the Lord thine Antegod created Kolob for likeness of his godchildren. It was created in 7 weeks (or sennights), for it was the first time Oleahah had dabbled in creation. Out of his creation we learn about various biological wonders. Kolob is where we as humans strive to go after we pass, for it is where Elohim dwells as of now.