The Parasomnial Order: Bæyű!

Dear brothers and sisters,

This was an old post; now I have deleted it.

Think about that.

These things I say in the name of Willard, thou ascendeth!

Dear brothers and sisters,

This is a minor INTERPOLATION:

I got bored with reviewing all the Somniloquy Revelations so I am going to take a break and put this lovely picture up for you and me to enjoy and together we will ponder all the wonderful questions we have regarding life and luxury and Joseph Smith. I think you deserve this wonderful picture.

So please feel free to pray with me and the lord will guide us to the light.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

This site is slowly becoming something that it once should be. Many updates today. I put up “Dubba Mafia” and “I Said My Name” which looks fantastic. It’s nice putting up old crap and making it some what new. It makes me feel big. Now that I am unemployed I can go back to writing diatribes on the Mormon mafia group or maybe start my Mormon stuff in other Mormon groups. The future is looking bright for this site for I feel the fervent in the mons pubis. Somniloquy Revelation is up next. That’s going to take a while but its well worth it. You all must hear the glorious sounds that Matthew James makes when he is sleeping. Good thing Tom Cruise told me to record myself in my sleep. Thank you Tom…

Pseudo Kamasutra has been updated with a fabulous new review. I am proud to say that the Dubba Mafia will be up as well. I listened to it for the first time in a while and it brought a tear to my eye. I can’t wait to put it back up. Going to get some sleep now. I still need to catch up on my sleep for the bags are forming.

Brothers and sisters,

This I bring forth is yet another INTERPOLATION:

I came back from my trip. This is what I saw on my drive to Montana:

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!