The Parasomnial Order: Bæyű!

Dear brothers and sisters,

I got a new friend request today on Myspace that I would like to share with you.

Eternity2day has a lot of helpful information about our salvation and I think it is very important to read the books 23 minutes in HELL, A Divine Revelation of HELL, and Heaven Is So Real. For it will change our lives, and we will live a straight and narrow life full of joy and jubilation, and it will guides us on the path to “Elohim and friends,” which will be airing soon on HBO.

So I urge you to read and reread these books or just go to the site and take a look around and see what they have to offer.

Warning: You might get brainwashed and send them thousands of dollars for a ticket to heaven so just continue reading about the Willardek gospel and that alone will set you free!

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

Dear brothers and sisters,

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

Dear brothers and sisters,

I just received a call and the work I had lined up for today has been canceled. I guess the rest of the week is still scheduled but the nice thing about it is I still get paid for today. So I am getting paid for what I do best, nothing.

Right now I am getting paid for writing this for you to read (not really because I am technically on the clock at 10:30am) and now it feels like am going somewhere with this spiritual diarrhea.

What to do today? First I’ll start by taking a shower, not just any shower a good 45 minute shower that will turn me red and pruiny. Then I am going to eat food and maybe do some push ups. Hey, I could do anther photo shoot and not just any photo shoot one of the prophet’s first vision and this way it will be like I am getting paid for it.

Fantastic!

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

The first ever vision of Matthew James has been posted under the First Vision page for all my faithful followers to read and enjoy. It takes me back to a time when I was child and the Mormon bishop told me that “self abuse” was wrong. Boy! was he ever wrong. If I had know that masterful “self abuse” summoned Lilith I would have taken it up long ago. I also posted some sleep talks from the year 2004. I will be posting a lot more but first I must go through all of them then they will be here for you to enjoy!

Dear brothers and sisters of the Celestialnet,

I felt I needed to share this with everybody for I have felt the wrath of God through Brenda’s enlightening experience. Please Please Please read this story for your life will be changed for the better and you’ll live a great hellfire-free death and escape the depths of hell. I know I’ll surly follow the light and not stray from the true teachings of Christ. After reading this glorious piece of insight from our Lord and Savior you will now enjoy life to the fullest without a care in the world. And remember Jesus loves us! And you should love us as well!!!

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!