The Parasomnial Order: Bæyű!

And the Antegods ordered, saying: Let the kokaubeam under Uranus be gathered together unto one place and let Kolob come up dry; and it was so as they ordered; – Willard 4:9

I don’t know em’ like em’ someplace.

I don’t know where?

5 hour freight fire sure ire . . . com ah tend to de nash.

This is the 14th straight day, not to be confused with a gay day, that I have written in this disgusting blog. I am writing this from the future for I have not posted it yet. That will make sense if you read this between the times of 11:55pm and 10:00am. It’s strange, but I am trying out future blogging. That’s when one posts before the time it’s documented as a post. I am not sure if that makes sense but seeing that nobody actually reads this blog I figure I could write what ever I want. left to right from read if sense make only will that sentence a with end will I figure I!

P.S. Future blogging doesn’t work…Elohim!

And the Antegods called the gelatinousness, Uranus (unto which is the heavens of Kolob). – Willard 4:8

Yeah I thought of that one too.

But I don’t know the names of the balls.

That these are all the sta- first ones.

Huh?

What?

Can’t get it allf?

Why not?

Matthew James has been vigorously working on his sacred writings pertaining to the Mother Church’s Christ scientists. He has hand-written about 6 pages of real paper – made from the dead trees of which were slaughtered by man. In the next few days the words written on the sacred dead-tree paper will be digitized for Matthew James, for he is in dire need of a good spell check. He has been working hard on his spelling technique but he just can’t seem to get the hang of it. So after the article has been digitized it will be edited by the wonderful editors here at snaglesnatch of whom will edit his masterpiece a thousand times. After all the editing is done, it will be published for you, Matthew James’ people, to read and enjoy and purify your lives with Matthew James sanctified truth. Other than that, no new updates regarding snaglesnatch.

And the Antegods ordered the gelatinousness, so that it divided the kokaubeam which were under the gelatinousness from the kokaubeam which were above the gelatinousness; and it was so, even as they ordered. – Willard 4:7

Oh why iahhll whiiarecp?

I started writing this post about my walk last night and it turned into this long paragraph about some imaginary social event. It was pretty dumb for I knew it needed to be rewritten… Well, last night Elohim came unto me in the form of a ghost. He came by to give me a pat on the back for all my hard work at snaglesnatch. I said my thanks as he tucked me in and he then read me a biblical passage. I don’t remember which one, but it put me right to sleep. Also, my devices keep breaking on me. Yesterday at the Mother Church, my recording device was cursed yet again. I thought the teachings of the church were safely recorded on my disk until I came home to have a listen. The device spoke these words of horror unto me; “unable to read disk”. I felt anger spread throughout my body as I threw this device against the now dented wall. I then knelt down in prayer. I asked my heavenly father for answers to why this piece of junk of a mini-disk keeps giving me troubles. Then he said unto me; “just write about the Mother Church from your decaying memory. Listen to your heart and the words will flow.” I felt his presence ever so strong for I knew I hath made a successful communication. As you may know, my short term memory is far from good. I will try to give you gold but I am not sure how accurate it will be. I will listen to my palpitating heart in hopes to seek wisdom by faith, for I am Matthew James, Evangelical Enthusiast Extraordiniare, who was placed here for the sole purpose of bearing truth. By my praying to the Lord, I know I hath receivith answers, and some day I will muster up the courage to ask; “why is God the father a hermaphrodite?” But for now, the Zohar will show me the light to such multi-genital questions, for it knows of such things. Esther, I pray to you in search for these answers. And you shall answer or ye shall never be set free!

And the Antegods also said: Let there be a gelatinousness in the midst of the kokaubeam, and it shall divide the shigella from the excretory. – Willard 4:6

What are you doing?

Ah no.

Oh no I got a cut.

Yeah, I don’t like this one bit.

What kind of cut?

Do you guys have the a um,

Which one do you have? The G1?

Or do you welcome the G-Tree?

For is the tree I believe, G-Tree.

One two tree four I almost got hit.

Umm-mm, da life umm, da light.

How hard the have the diarrhea notes?

So quiet the have diarrhea.

So now, it is time, for all of my disciples to pray with me for I hath finished my struggles with uploading all of my Somniloquy Revelations. As you may have already noticed none of these audio documents have been translated into what will be known as The Book of Willard. The translations will take time my friends. I haven’t even translated the audio from the year 2004 which was a very significant year for Matthew James. And now the Revelations are up and ready for all to listen. Don’t be frightened, what you hear is a sacred language from the beginning of time. It’s how I communicate with the higher being you call Elohim. Only he understands what I am saying and he will help me translate it for you. Also, on another note, I have just come back from the mother church. I will say it was quite the experience. For something happened today that I would like to share right now but I can’t. I will be writing about the experience later today. It will be posted some time this week or maybe later, I don’t know. For now just hang tight and listen to the audio conversions from the sacred audio tablets.

And the Antegods called the light Dawn, and the darkness they called Dusk. And it came to pass that from day until night they called dusk; and from night until day they called dawn; and this was the first. Or the beginning, of that which they called sennight. – Willard 4:5

Mm, yeah it’s weird, I don’t know if like flaming it,

it’s why, it’s why I don’t like weird.

Cause I just sit there I don’t do anything I don’t even know what to play.

I figure you eat it.

I just never did anything with it.

It’s so weird!

You don’t eat it?

Now are you trying to de the one, de the first?

And de try to be rone approch for writing.

All in one, it’s like a journey stew.

Borassness. Ah, what the peeps though

It’s like, that’s what you were there.

We need more.

Whatheborebop . . . Just funny, let me tell you, funny!

Tomorrow is my big day at the Mother Church. I hope they’re not mad at me for bailing on them last Sunday for I had more important work to do. Work where I got paid to do literally nothing except for going through the pain and agony of cutting my long luxurious locks. It’s been 7 days now and I Believe the hairs are coming back to their original state of harmonious love. The kind of love one gains when going though those tough times of abuse and lack of washing for a week. I plan on the natural process to continue for the next two weeks or so. Then the homo-erotic fluffiness will have no choice but to dissipate into it’s original terror. As for the mad Christian scientists, I want you to welcome me with open arms for I will be in a vulnerable state for reasons of hair loss. Maybe Elohim will help? Maybe not? All I Know is my mini-disk better not break this time. I want a complete recording of the whole experience. If it is cursed again I don’t know what I will do. So probably next week some time you will be granted with yet another (hopefully not as long) journal entry of my experience at church number two of the Church Inquisition.