And they (the Antegods) comprehended the light, for it was bright; and they divided the light, or caused it to be divided, from the darkness. – Willard 4:4
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What is that? A Slime?
Se chip?
Charlie.
Wait who’s this clown?
Need Help, ne hump bo hump. . .
[Behold, the toad speaketh!]
There have been a lot of updates here at the home of the Parasomnial Order. First, I would like to say thanks to my friendly staff for all their hard work over the past couple days. They really made some progress in the Somniloquy Revelation department. They uploaded about 60 audio files from the Sacred Audio Tablets found in catacombs of the psychiatric ward in Mylon Cleptal. As you will notice the Somniloquy Revelations are still waiting for their translation. This could take months to translate. Each Audio file will translate into one verse of scripture from the Book of Willard. So please be patient. Second, I added a new page entitled snaglesnatch which simply contains the definition of this fine word. Feel free to experience these wonderful new updates and have a nice day from the people here at snaglesnatch.
And they (the Antegods) said: Let there be light; and there was light. – Willard 4:3
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Oh shoot, wait what shoot’s where my baby.
Wait, where’s whamybig!
Anyone?
Look at that stomach that’s a nice stomach.
What’s the name Pink Tink?
Pink, blond blond, broad? Did we do. . .
What the fuck, why do. . .
Why do I ought to be all so weird?
Why are they so stupid?
INTERPOLATION: THIS WAS OLD; FOR THERE IS NO SNAGLESNATCH!!!
And Kolob, after it was formed, was empty and desolate, because they had not formed anything but Kolob; and darkness reigned upon the surface of the mons, and the Thetan of the Antegods was brooding upon the cluster of the kokaubeam. – Willard 4:2
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No, not tisulimit.
I’m not touching nothing even I don’t trust that crap.
What, wait where do you go? On top.
I pick ye bop, let him pick e bop, on Netscape.
You pick one Netscape on top of Netscape or ewe.
New and exciting updates are now here for you to not notice unless I show you where they are for the sake of clarity. I have made some changes to the about page where I explain the new categories for all of you to inhale and exhale while sipping your morning decaf coffee brought to you by Starbucks. I also made some corrections to my first Church Inquisition post and to the Songs for a Brainwashed Morman Child page. I think they read better now for I am a master at rewriting my ever changing doctrine. I just noticed yesterday this blog doesn’t work in ie explorer. The side bar doesn’t show up and only like two and a half posts show up. It’s very bizarre but I think it has to do with my long Church Inquisition post because if you go straight to www.snaglesnatch.com/home it works fine until you click on the Church Inquisition category. It’s very strange so I am gonna have to wait it out until that blog gets buried to see if thats the problem and figure it out from there. Or I could go read the wordpress support section to see if others are having the same problem. I am not very good when it comes to the technical side of blogging. I should be seeing that I am Prophet in training! Those are all the updates for now and I’ll see you next time!
Dear brothers and sisters,
Interesting how the future can erase the past w/ fabrications! INTERPOLATION.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
Dear brothers and sisters,
This post is an INTERPOLATION. For this post was irrelevant to the teachings of the Parasomnial Order. Please relocated your attention to the doctrinal sidebar and go from there.
Thank you.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
And then Antegod said: Let us go down. And they went down Perineal Pass at the beginning, and they, that is the Antegods, organized and formed Uranus and Kolob. – Willard 4:1
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[Behold, unable to transcribe for I speaketh in tongues.]
Mostly I ever met been fun.
That’s what there for.
. . . making you stop.
That’s my only shirt.
Hm, that’s fun.
Director I think, [BANG!]
Dear brothers and sisters,
As I was looking through the phone book for answers to which Church I should attend next Sunday I found the ultimate answer for life: SAY NO TO DRUGS. I thought this was pretty funny seeing that it’s right under the listings for churches.
As I was giggling to myself I heard my phone ring. I answered with a curious hello. It was my oh-so-very-nice assistant asking me if I would be available to work on Sunday. Even though it conflicted with my original plan of going to the Church of Christ Scientist I told her I might be available.
She told me that Big-Time-Hollywood producers were thinking of using me as a photo double for Craig T. Nelson on the movie “Blades of Glory”. Seeing that acting is my backup plan I felt bad for even considering it. I don’t even look like the guy. But hey, if Big-Time-Hollywood producers want me, I’ll do it!
Then she told me that there is a slight problem. I might have to cut my long luxurious locks. I cried out to Elohim and told him if they cut my hair it would be all his fault. He then told me that it was my choice and I would have to live with the consequences of my actions.
So I thought to myself, is being an actor more important than doing the Lord’s work? Oh, I prayed and prayed and fasted and fasted for about 5 minutes and said:
“Yes! Acting is more important for now, considering I have been unemployed for a while and could use a little extra cash”.
This Sunday will be fun, exciting, and intriguing. I will be hanging with Mr. Craig T. Nelson and gossiping with the stars about who’s sleeping with whom. Think about that Craig T. Nelson.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!