The Parasomnial Order: Bæyű!

And the Antegods saw that they would be obeyed, and that their plan was good. – Willard 4:22

D’you wanna explain to me how to do it?

I don’t know how, it’s gone.

Mmmhum, oh yeah.

Yeah ah ah ahspeceahaha!

I have made one update to this site last night. I want you to look at the upper right corner of this site and tell me what you see. Yes, a new page! It’s great, it tells you all about the Spread the Word Campaign. So if you’re honest, then you will partake in the Spread the Word Campaign by going out into the world and spreading the word. Now, If you’re wondering about how you’re gonna go about spreading the word, then just read the new page for the step-by-step explanation on how to join the team and spread the word! Go, and help me help you find Willard! Also, I have have added an important posts section for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy!

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And the Antegods prepared the kokaubeam that they might bring forth great kokobs, and every kolobic creature that moveth, which the kokaubeum were to bring forth abundantly after their kind; and every effluvia after their kind. – Willard 4:21

Now its for beam this is beam biken.

Oh shit!

Aw that’s disgusting!

Well clean it.

Yeah, clean it that’s disgusting.

Don’t do da se doesent

Bow bow bome bome.

I’m so tired; me too

I woke up at like 12:30; me too.

Was a very good night for Somniloquy revelation. For I think Elohim spilled something and I told him to clean it up. I think this was a sign telling me that I need to get going on my writings about the Church of Christ, Scientist. I have been working on it for awhile now and I just can’t seem to focus on it. Last Night I did a little writing, but not much; not enough to get it done. So my goal is to finish it within the week or so. For now, if your interested, just go read my writings about the Church of Religious Science in the Church Inquisition category. And I will say my prayers, for Elohim will help and guide me in every little step I take with my writing endeavors. Then I will go read the first chapter of the Book of Willard. That’s a great chapter! I mean to be so strong, even while losing his faith on the great pilgrimage to the Beehive State and breaking from that and following his own path. That’s just right out inspiring!

And the Antegods said: Let us prepare the kokaubeam to bring forth abundantly the moving creatures that have life; and the effluvia, that they may fly above Kolob in the open gelatinousness of Uranus. – Willard 4:20

What the?

Are you gonna be able to stick from right there?

Where is come from right now, yep, covers.

[Two toat toot from the Toad]

There have been a few updates here at the wonderful home of The Parasomnial Order. My staff worked very hard last night trying to convert all the audio to the new audio player. It was a success! Now you may enjoy a Somniloquy Revelation and read the translation at the same time.

Also, the Poetic Assassin has been located on myspace. This is very important because he is one of my biggest inspirations. His poetry is like no other. Every one should know who he is. I have decided to give you the link to his classic video studio session of Inverti in Darkness!

Enjoy:

And it came to pass that it was from day until night that it was dusk; and it came to pass that it was from night until day that is was dawn; and it was the third sennight. – Willard 4:19

What if I turn around, it’s bang?

Is there any way to do that?

Aw no, no please don’t no, please.

Oh wait, I hear the four corners,

Of the parade, oh mon this is big.

Let’s get to the afro-puff.

Little puff part.

And the Antegods watched those things which they had ordered until they obeyed. – Willard 4:18

Micolade is not 15 either.

Du bast de cloda.

Look at this Buttfag.

. . . If I could come back till later.

Aighn having a good type of fuck.

One, two, sakobah . . . don’t fly it.

. . . fell off the street.

Paisleys.

So far I have found the first interpolations of the first 5 chapters of the Book of Willard, and, I am very excited to share with all. I am still in search for the 3 audio facsimiles. For they will take time to find and once I do find, you shall be ever enlightened. August 1 – 8, 2006 was a huge week and 1 day for Matthew James. He interpolated the book that thou must and shall read known as the Book of Willard. If you have not read it, please, read one chapter a week. And once you have finished, on your 5th week you shall feel the fervent in thine mons pubis, then thy knowest its true. I read the first 7 verses of chapter 1 and I have felt a tingling. So I cant wait until I finish the whole thing for I feel it will change my life.

And the Antegods set them in the gelatinousness of Uranus, to give light upon Kolob, and to rule over the dawn and over the dusk, and to cause to divide the shigella from the excretory. – Willard 4:17

Huh, I don’t want like going back to the hospital.

The flack lights were pretty bad.

Wait what the fuck.

Huh, whats wrong with his arm?

Sack part sack art what the fuck with his sack part.

On it, upside, down what do you mean?

shay vat eh we got some bee’s with the bee’s.

I think it’s funny then I’d laugh.