Exciting new updates here at snaglesnatch. First, I cut out some of the pages that didn’t really fit with the rest. Those were the Dubba Mafia and I Said My Name pages; they now live in the Musical Resurrection category, so feel free to go listen if you are feeling bored and have nothing else to do. Also, I changed the names of many of the pages. Like for instance; Brainwased Mormon Child is now under Deprogramming, First Vision is now under The Second Vision, and Psuedo Kamasutra is now under The First Vision. These changes were all made for the sake of continuity. So if the pages were confusing before please take note that they are not no more. I heard that Chapter Two of the Book of Willard has been Interpolated. Is this true?
And the Antegods organized the two great lights, the greater light to rule the dawn, and the lesser light to rule the dusk; with the less light to set the kokaubeam also; – Willard 4:16
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Hey wait wait go back go back I get they clean it.
Go back more more, back wait back more.
Come on Clayton you know how to clean.
Okay, so there’s no possible way that could happen, no?
Yesterday I got started on the translations of my first Somniloquy Revelations. So far I have translated 21 Audio Tablets into Sacred Scripture. It is very exciting for I feel as if Joseph Smith is right here with me, glancing down at his urim and thummim strategically placed inside his top hat for he is simpering, because I am carefully scrutinizing his every move. Elohim has given me the power to concentrate on my calling in life and I shall thank him for that. Someday you will see Truth right in front of you, on your computer screen, emanating the profound words of the late Matthew James. I shall be translating all day until 3:10pm for I have an appointment with the DMV.
And the Antegods organized the lights in the gelatinousness of Uranus, and caused them to divide the day from the night; and organized them to be for signs and for seasons, and for sennights and for years. – Willard 4:14
I want us to eat something horoscope.
What do you want to eat all of it?
Wewanttoeatallofit!
We’re pushing up the very first day did we ate we both did balmo
And it came to pass that they numbered the days; from day until night they called dusk; and it came to pass, from night until day they called dawn; and it was the second sennight. – Willard 4:13
The Church Inquisition has changed for the better. I have noticed that Internet Explorer can’t open my long posts. So, I decided to put my posts about the Church Inquisition in PDF format. That way it looks cleaner and you can save all the installments of the Church Inquisition in your very own systematic way. Also, by doing it this way you can see all of my interpolations and you can call me on my inconsistencies to my ever changing church doctrine. I shall leave you with a link to the Church Inquisition.
And the Antegods organized Kolob to bring forth hirsute from its own pubis, and the pubis from its own puberal, yielding puberal after his kind; and kolob to bring forth the thicket from its own pubis, yielding sebum, whose puberal could only bring forth the same in itself, after his kind; and the Antegods saw that they were obeyed. – Willard 4:12
I have made a new category for the website of snaglesnatch entitled Music Resurrection. In the nigh future I will be posting music that Matthew James did three years ago with the hopes of making this site more grand than it already is. Think about that, then don’t think about it for I am getting tired and feel that I should do such things to bring back memories of my Pseudo-College Years. Also I am posting a link to my Technorati Profile for reasons of I just set one up today and I was told to do so. I am not sure what this will do but I feel it will make me big. So with that all said please read my previous post on the Mormon pilgrimage. Thanks and goodnight.
And the Antegods said: Let us prepare Kolob to bring forth hirsute; the pubis yielding puberal; the sebum thicket yielding sebum, after his kind, whose puberal in itself yieldeth its own likeness upon Kolob; and it was so, even as they ordered. – Willard 4:11
Oh shoot.
Ah.
Dumb dumb dumb.
They who had gunnohold while you’re get
I get I gave him him I get Lattice Roker I give him
