I have made one really important update to the site and it just happened five minutes ago. Please take a glance at the previous post. You will find that I have transcribed the Somniloquy Revelation in its raw form. I decided to do this because it gives you something to read in the meantime while I translate. Then when translated, I will go back and write the scripture next to the raw babblings. Thank you. I hope you enjoy.
But, behold, I was Oleahah’s Beloved Son, which was his Beloved and Chosen from the alpha, I said unto Antegod—Father, thy will be done, and the glory be thine forever. – Willard 6:2
Try not to spray,
You had no water.
Oh please no water, please.
These are fine, these are fine.
I don’t want water.
I just don’t the Canadian ones,
Or just water ones.
I don’t want the combo.
No concoction with the water.
The prophet has taken some time off with his Somniloquy recordings for reasons of: “I have now started sleeping on the couch in my living room,” as quoted in Time Magazine. Matthew James recently configured his living room situation in such a way that he is now able to continue on with the recording of his incoherent sleep talking—that for some reason, no one seems to listen to. So in the nigh future, there will be some more Somniloquy Revelations for you to enjoy. He has recently purchased a new microphone. The old one wasn’t working spiritually like he wanted it to. Now, with this new state-of-the-art microphone, he will be able to record clear, clean, and crisp recordings—which, will sound the exact same as the previous recordings, because he really didn’t buy a new microphone. So stayed tuned for some more exciting Revelations of the Somniloquy persuasion.
Also, Matthew James has been working diligently on the third installment of the Church Inquisition. It shall be posted sometime later next month. So, sing a song, and pray with me:
Dear Willard,
I pray thee for the strength and courage to get us through this tumultuous time of confusion and bewilderment. Please bless our followers that they may lead extraordinary lives and follow in the teachings of Matthew James. Let them serve Willard with all their might, and let them be free from whatever ails them at this time and juncture. Help them find the time to read the sacred Book of Willard, for it will change their lives. I know it has changed my life, and soon there will be more chapters to come for the enrichment of our lives. In closing, I would like to thank Matthew James for bringing forth his Somniloquy Revelations for all of us to receive his tongue of truth, and I give thanks to all the holders of the Willardek Priestcraft.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, Pay Lay Ale.
May your day bring you peace and happiness for the sake of yourself and the entire nation, for we are one. One nation under Willard.
. . . I felt that this post needed one more paragraph to make it complete. It looked so empty with that weak two line paragraph. Now I know this won’t make it any better, because I am not adding anything profound or anything that needs to be added. This is all for the look of this whole post. It probably would have been better if I just left it alone, but, I think this adds a more personal feel to this great post. It makes you feel like I am talking to you, right? Well I am, and I would like to say thank you and may Willard be with us all . . .
Dear brothers and sisters,
This is an interpolation, for what was here was wrong. For I was misguided by a false Willard.
That is all.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
Last week for my Church Inquisition, I attended City Church in Venice, CA. It’s a new church (going strong for about 2 years now) and I feel it will continue for some years. I had an interesting experience. I met some nice kids, and, I shall be writing about my pleasant time at this wonderful church in the nigh future. I just thought I should share with my faithful non-existent followers.
[INTERPOLATION] If you would like to read about my experience at City Chruch please CLICK HERE.
In the mean time, I would suggest watching the wonderful sidewalk sermons by Senior Sidewalk Pastor Eman Laerton at www.churchacrossamerica.com. For they will change your life!
This is a post for the best of the best of my Somniloquy Revelations. I have gone through a bunch of my Revelations and picked 5 of them to post. Out of these 5 I want you, my people, to vote on your favorite one. Whichever one gets the most votes, wins a prize! Are you wondering what that prize is? Read the Book of Willard and you shall see. (Wait, why does the best Somniloquy Revelation win a prize? Is that even possible?)
1. Somniloquy Revelation 02:11:04
2. Somniloquy Revelation 02:15:04
3. Somniloquy Revelation 02:19:04
4. Somniloquy Revelation 02:25:04
5. Somniloquy Revelation 03:05:04
If anybody wants to watch the first part of the Frontline Documentary called: The Mormons, here’s the link:
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