The Parasomnial Order: Bæyű!

For Antegod doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as antegods, knowing hygienic and treponema. - Willard 6:11

Hey? I got the . . . aw I don’t . . .

Aw Sick . . . on an idiot . . .

Fucking dick!

I should have brought two.

. . .

That’s not I was wondering who’s gonna get that,

I thought you were?

Dear brothers and sisters,

I thought I’d share this inspirational paragraph taken from The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins:

One religion that was intelligently designed, almost in its entirety, is Scientology, but I suspect that it is exceptional. Another candidate for a purely designed religion is Mormonism. Joseph Smith, its enterprisingly mendacious inventor, went to the lengths of composing a complete new holy book, the Book of Mormon, inventing from scratch a whole new bogus American history, written in bogus seventeenth-century English. Mormonism, however, has evolved since it was fabricated in the nineteenth century and has now become one of the respectable mainstream religions of America - indeed, it claims to be the fastest-growing one, and there is talk of fielding a presidential candidate.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

And the salamander said unto the goddess: Ye shall not surely die; - Willard 6:10

I don’t wanna do another one.

No wait wait wait.

mm-mm my hand go far.

Yeah, what happened to the sticks?

. . .

Uh man!

umm umm-m hmm-mm.

But of the sebum of the thicket which thou beholdest in the midst of the cleft, Antegod hath said—Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die. - Willard 6:9

Mmm that’s pretty cool!

. . .

Gone get it, I don’t want the 8-ball.

Shoot!

You cool?

No Gods sorry take it back.

Not very strong.