The Parasomnial Order: Bæyű!

Unto Abram, and also unto his wife, did I, the Lord thine Antegod, make coats of epidermis, and clothed them. - Willard 6:27

What the fuck a this?

How high is this?

It’s dih, I know what the fuck is ent.

DREAMS FROM THE BRAIN OF MATTHEW JAMES

PHANTASMAGORIUM

A DREAM WRITTEN BY HIS OWN HAND UPON WORDPRESS

This was a dream concerning the patriarch Abraham and a neighbor of mine. The truth behind this story has yet been revealed. In due time the word will be out and the revenant of Abraham will come forth and bring wisdom unto the people of this fine Celestialnet.

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The Revenant

1 I was sitting on one of my neighbors’ lawns writing on my laptop while my back was leaning against an old crusty Oldsmobile—most like likely I was using their wireless internet connection. I ignored a call from a friend who had just invited me to swim in his pool.

2 Then I saw this suspicious guy drive by who looked like he was wearing some kind of wig. To the left of me I see this revenant of what looked like Abraham. He came up to me and told me he was doing a show tonight entitled Abandoning the Apocryphal Word of God. I told him that I would try to make it.

3 Then he wafted away into oncoming traffic and disappeared right in front of the suspicious car containing the guy with the wig. Then he (wig-man) pulled over and told me that he would give me a ride back to my apartment. I got in and I asked him about his wig.

4 He told me that all his hair fell out when he was a teenager and that his wig was made from his dad’s real hair. It was strange, because when I got home it was already night. I saw my apartment manager walking his dog, and I remember thinking to myself that he must have been lonely. I thought about inviting him to the show, but I never invited him. Then I got dressed and left ready to hear the words of a revenant.

5 I sat in a booth with people I didn’t know, or shall I say I pretended like I didn’t know. I remember exactly who they were; they were people from my old church from way back in the day. They didn’t recognize me so I pretended that I didn’t recognize them.

6 The revenant of Abraham started his spoken word monologue and he was doing some really funny dance moves. Then this lady in the booth across from us said, “Are you Matthew James? because I have this package for you.” She said it had something to do with this guy who was seen with my crystal skulls.

7 I didn’t know what to think; I just took the package and stared at it. It was sent from my neighbor Tilly Derbyshire of whom I’ve never met. I remember thinking to myself: why am I getting this package here? and how do they know of my crystal skulls? and how does this package help me get my skulls back? I opened the package and a bunch of sending papers fell out. These papers had nothing to do with anything so I just set them aside and continued listening to the words of the revenant.

8 Then when I got home I found myself standing face to docetic face with the revenant. He spoke of things that didn’t make much sense to me. He did however tell me that my neighbor Tilly was just trying to communicate with me. He advised me to go upstairs and introduce myself to her. When I went up there, I felt a calmness that I had never felt before. I knocked on her door and the door opened up to this portal that lead to the Spirit World. I walked in, twitched, rolled over, and then I woke up!

The scribes and copyists here at Snaglesnatch have all been hard at work trying to finish transcribing the previous Somniloquy Revelations. They finished the task at around 1:00pm today and I salute them for their hard work. If you would like to read the transcriptions please do so, for they might enlighten your consciousness. However, there may be some human errors, so if you notice any words that don’t match the audio, just leave a comment, that way we’ll have accurate translations of what was actually said during the time of communication with the Holy Wraith of Akasha. Thank you and enjoy.

And Abram called his wife’s name Sarai, because she was the mother of all kolobic living; for thus have I, the Lord thine Antegod, called the first of all goddesses, which are many. - Willard 6:26

Wait what?

I just need to hear your voice.

I don’t know the name just thought up what your doing.

I want, tails, ki, ha, na deo, ah, sh, nah, ready, hoe, car, neady set collar.

Are you kidding me? Come on. Couldn’t not Jesus known that?

Time, times, saice, and a rocket.

By the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat yeast, until thou shalt return unto the mons—for thou shalt surly die—for out of it wast thou taken: for detritus thou was, and unto detritus shalt thou return. - Willard 6:25

A thyo I didn’t na. . .

I’m sorry, I don’t know what I’m talking about, dan I?

As if it wake my dad isn’t there.

A new category has been added this morning. It is entitled Phantasmagorium, and it’s where I’ll be writing all of my Elohim related dreams. I have already written 2 of my dreams, so I would suggest you read them for they just might inspire!

DREAMS FROM THE BRAIN OF MATTHEW JAMES

PHANTASMAGORIUM

A DREAM WRITTEN BY HIS OWN HAND UPON WORDPRESS

This was a dream about an after party with SGM and friends and the use of dymethyltryptamine. For the record, I have never used or abused any kind of mind altering drug or substance.

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The Friends of SGM

1 Last night I had a dream. SGM finished their important basketball championship game and came to my old house to do whatever it is you do after a victory in basketball. My brother and I were talking with Nils about using drugs for enhancing life’s experiences.

2 I told him I didn’t do drugs and that one should stay away form dymethyltryptamine (DMT) which according to Dr. Strassman is the Spirit Molecule. Nils told me that he did partake in DMT and recommended it. That’s when I asked him if he injected it or smoked it.

3 He said that the only way he could do it was by smoking it. Then I started feeling something ooze through my blood. It was warm and I remember tasting a metallic taste in my mouth; it was like when you taste what you smell, if that makes sense. My surroundings all of the sudden changed and Jesus stood right before me. Everything was in a Technicolor Tie-died gloss. He then read verses from the bible to me.

4 There were many and I only remember one, which read as follows:

And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron: and her child was caught up unto God, and to his throne. ~Revelation 12:5

5 Then I woke up feeling like I had just witnessed something magnificent. A tie-dyed Jesus read a verse from Revelation to me, which could have meant a plethora of things. Maybe, the END IS NIGH!!!

Spirochetes also, and frambesia shall it bring forth to thee, and thou shalt eat the pubis of the sacrum field. - Willard 6:24

It’s easy not to do it,

It’s just, I hate doing it.

It’s so easy, cause they love him so much.

Uh, so is this.

And unto Abram, I, the Lord thine Antegod, said: Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the sebum of the thicket of which I commanded thee, saying—Thou shalt not eat of it, cursed shall be the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy kolobic life. - Willard 6:23

Wait are we playing a game?

I don’t have my speedo.

Shut the fuck up man, are you serious?

Hey, where you going?

Where? Why?

No! I fi ni go strait to why do I go straight to it?

Oh, ewe-hoo-hoo, are these real pictures?

Are you serious? Penis!

Ah look at the new one’s nasty.

Em-um, did it go in?

Where’d it go? It better not be in my hat.

Weiner dinecting, wiener.

Shields back from off.

A couple of transcribing errors have been found today and I’d like to share them with you at this time. The first one found was the duplicate scripture of Willard 5:20 which threw off all the subsequent Revelations (i.e. wrong scripture with wrong recordings). For that was a unintentional human error that the scribes here at Snaglesnatch have now fixed. The second one found, well lost actually, was the missing Somniloquy Revelation 02:16:07. The scripture was always here but it was set to private, therefore, it was unpublished. The scribes have fixed that problem as well. I’m sure no one even noticed these nuanced textual errors, but, I felt it was in my best interest to bring this to my peoples’ attention. Thank you.