O that ye would awake; awake from a deep sleep, yea, even from the sleep of hell, and shake off the awful chains by which ye are bound, which are the chains which bind the children of men, that they are carried away captive down to the eternal gulf of misery and woe.
The rest of humankind, who were not killed by these plagues, did not repent of the works of their hands or give up worshiping demons and idols of gold and silver and bronze and stone and wood, which cannot see or hear or walk. And they did not repent of their murders or their sorceries or their fornication or their thefts.
O Prophet proclaim: “This is the Truth from your Rabb. Now let him who will, believe in it, and him who will, deny it,” As for those who reject it, for such wrongdoers, We have prepared a Fire whose flames, like walls, will hem them from all sides. When they cry for help, they will be showered with hot water like boiling oil, which will scald their faces. What a dreadful drink and what a horrible residence! As for those who believe and do good deeds, rest assured that We do not waste the reward of him who does good work. They are the ones for whom there will be the gardens of eternity, beneath which rivers flow; they will be adorned therein with bracelets of gold; they will wear green garments of fine thick silk and recline on soft couches. What an excellent reward and what a beautiful residence!
THE EPISTLE OF MATTHEW JAMES TO THE THRONGS OF THE
CELESTIALNET
WRITTEN BY HIS OWN HAND UPON WORDPRESS
Epistle to all who believe in belief concerning the prophet Joseph Smith’s birthday, may peace be upon him. His inspiration shows that each and everyone of us can be like him in various ways.
…
Salutation
1 Matthew James, an aspiring prophet of the Parasomnial Order by the divine grace of our light Willard of the Salton Basin.
2 To the believers of belief everywhere: Peace to you, and grace to your families on this glorious day.
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Explanation of New Form
3 Mentation Reports come in many shapes and sizes, for this is a new day with a new shape of glory. For I have brought unto you, brothers and sisters, a progress report in the form of an epistle!
4 The reason for this is because of the importance of this day. Some of you may already know the importance thereof, for you are well informed and have the ability to read.
5 This new shape may or may not have a deeper meaning, but that isn’t important right now, so continue reading.
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A Great Man to Remember
6 Today’s importance is greater than all that is necessarily relevant to you. Not only is it two days prior to the celebration of Jesus’ birth, but, it’s the very day Lucy Mack Smith gave birth to the prophet Joseph Smith Jr., may peace be upon him.
7 He was born in 1805 in a time when religious fervency was at its second great awakening. He matured under the influence of the various evangelicals of the time, which shaped his testimony for the better.
8 At the ripe age of 14 he reached manhood after he had his first vision of the Father and the Son at the American Garden of Gethsemane.
9 He lived through numerous years of persecution from the Anti-Mormon’s who never took the time to understand what he really had to offer.
10 For that I salute him and would like to give thanks to his fanciful imagination that never seemed to get the best of him.
11 And that is why I urge you, brothers and sisters, to take time out of your day to reflect on the importance of the life of the prophet Joseph Smith; for he was, what man ought to be.
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Importance of Joseph’s Life
12 My life without his influence would have been a grueling life of unimaginative dejection.
13 He taught me in the ways of unlocking the fruits of my imagination for the betterment of my bland existence.
14 He taught me to fight through the torrents of persecution from the people who don’t understand and to rise above them.
15 And, he taught me that not only does inspiration come from Elohim, it comes from constantly reading and applying the scriptures.
16 For the things he showed unto me by way of example has led me to some serious thought as to how I’ve come to know him.
17 I must consider the fact that my knowledge of him is limited. For I only know of his life based on the various sources I’ve read, so I shall give thanks to those who have gained knowledge of him by way of their sources, thank you and peace be upon you.
18 For the people of the world need other people’s help in order to guide our understanding of the people we want to gain wisdom from.
…
A Time of Reflection
19 Now is the time to reflect on the prophet’s greatest achievements, and it’s time to ponder the many questions we may have in regards to his life, and how his actions may have affected those near and dear to him.
20 The people who were closest to him were just as important as he was, for they were the ones who believed in him. They looked up to him with confidence and followed his many teachings, even when some of his teachings didn’t make any sense at the time.
21 His life consisted of many marvelous wonders that I would like to share with you at this time and juncture:
22 He had visions of the Father, the Son, and the angel Moroni, which led to many great expansions of his ever growing doctrine.
23 He found golden plates in the bowels of the earth and translated them into what is now known as the Book of Mormon, which is another testament of Jesus Christ.
24 He had many revelations concerning the ordinances and the divine will of God, which are known as the Doctrine & Covenants.
25 He translated plain old Egyptian funerary documents to what is now known as the Book of Abraham, which is an account of Abraham written by his own hand upon papyrus.
26 He has done so much more and I feel I am not giving him his deserved adoration. Brothers and sisters please forgive me of my shortcomings.
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Message to You
27 So my message to you, brothers and sisters, is to follow in my footsteps and learn as much as you can about whoever it is that inspires you.
28 Give thanks to people who provide the means of learning about that person of whom you admire, for they are just as worthy of praise as the one you’re yearning to emulate.
29 And give thanks to the one who has control of your desires, for that is you. Without you, there would be no purpose in learning about the life of that person, or the prophet Joseph Smith, may peace be upon him.
30 For his life has helped me create the life of Willard our light and bright star, through Willard’s life we learn about my life.
31 To me, my life is more important than the life of my creation, for I worship my creation; it is not my creation that worships me.
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Final Thoughts and Benediction
32 For today is the day that Joseph Smith needs to be remembered for his heart of golden plates that have caused some to laugh, and some to cry, and some to love.
33 I now officially say: Happy Birthday Joseph for you have taught me more than you know. May the celebration of your birth be as grand as the celebration of the birth of our Lord and Savior.
34 Grace be upon you, my brothers and sisters, and let inspiration come and go as time comes and goes.
35 These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
THE EPISTLE OF MATTHEW JAMES TO THE
BELIEVERS
WRITTEN BY HIS OWN HAND UPON WORDPRESS
Epistle to all who believe in belief concerning the prophet Joseph Smith’s birthday, may peace be upon him. His inspiration shows that each and everyone of us can be like him in various ways.
…
Salutation
1 Matthew James, an aspiring prophet of the Mor’la’man Godhood by the divine grace of our light Willard of Panora.
2 To the believers of belief everywhere: Peace to you, and grace to your families on this glorious day.
…
Explanation of New Form
3 Progress reports come in many shapes and sizes, for this is a new day with a new shape of glory. I have brought to you, brothers and sisters, a progress report in the form of an epistle.
4 The reason for this is because of the importance of this day. Some of you may already know the importance thereof, for you are well informed and have the ability to read.
5 This new shape may or may not have a deeper meaning; that is unknown to you now, therefore you must seek and you shall find.
…
A Great Man to Remember
6 Today’s importance is greater than all that is necessarily relevant to you. Not only is it two days prior to the celebration of Jesus’ birth, but, it’s the very day Lucy Mack Smith gave birth to the prophet Joseph Smith Jr., may peace be upon him.
7 He was born in 1805 in a time when religious fervency was at its second great awakening and he matured under the influence of the various evangelicals of the time.
8 At the ripe age of 14 he reached manhood after he had his first vision of the Father and the Son at the American Garden of Gethsemane.
9 He lived through numerous years of persecution from the Anti-Mormon brutes who never took the time to understand what he really had to offer.
10 For that I salute him and would like to give thanks to his fanciful imagination that never seemed to get the best of him.
11 And that is why I urge you, brothers and sisters, to take time out of your day to reflect on the importance of the life of the prophet Joseph Smith; for he was, what man ought to be.
…
Importance of Joseph’s Life
12 My life without his influence would have been a grueling life of unimaginative dejection.
13 He taught me in the ways of unlocking the fruits of my imagination for the betterment of my bland existence.
14 He taught me to fight through the torrents of persecution from the people who don’t understand and to rise above them.
15 And, he taught me that not only does inspiration come from Elohim, it comes from constantly reading and applying the scriptures.
16 For the things he showed unto me by way of example has led me to some serious thought as to how I’ve come to know him.
17 I must consider the fact that my knowledge of him is limited. For I only know of his life based on the various sources I’ve read, so I shall give thanks to those who have gained knowledge of him by way of their sources, thank you and peace be upon you.
18 For the people of the world need other people’s help in order to guide our understanding of the people we want to gain wisdom from.
…
A Time of Reflection
19 Now is the time to reflect on the prophet’s greatest achievements, and it’s time to ponder the many questions we may have in regards to his life, and how his actions may have affected those near and dear to him.
20 The people who were closest to him were just as important as he was, for they were the ones who believed in him. They looked up to him with confidence and followed his many teachings, even when some of his teachings didn’t make any sense at the time.
21 His life consisted of many marvelous wonders that I would like to share with you at this time and juncture:
22 He had visions of the Father, the Son, and the angel Moroni, which led to many great expansions of his ever growing doctrine.
23 He found golden plates in the bowels of the earth and translated them into what is now known as the Book of Mormon, which is another testament of Jesus Christ.
24 He had many revelations concerning the ordinances and the divine will of God, which are known as the Doctrine & Covenants.
25 He translated plain old Egyptian funerary documents to what is now known as the Book of Abraham, which is an account of Abraham written by his own hand upon papyrus.
26 He has done so much more and I feel I am not giving him his deserved adoration. Brothers and sisters please forgive me of my shortcomings.
…
Message to You
27 So my message to you, brothers and sisters, is to follow in my footsteps and learn as much as you can about whoever it is that inspires you.
28 Give thanks to people who provide the means of learning about that person of whom you admire, for they are just as worthy of praise as the one you’re yearning to emulate.
29 And give thanks to the one who has control of your desires, for that is you. Without you, there would be no purpose in learning about the life of that person, or the prophet Joseph Smith, may peace be upon him.
30 For his life has helped me create the life of Willard our light and bright star, through Willard’s life we learn about my life.
31 To me, my life is more important than the life of my creation, for I worship my creation; it is not my creation that worships me.
…
Final Thoughts and Benediction
32 For today is the day that Joseph Smith needs to be remembered for his heart of golden plates that have caused some to laugh, and some to cry, and some to love.
33 I now officially say: Happy Birthday Joseph for you have taught me more than you know. May the celebration of your birth be as grand as the celebration of the birth of our Lord and Savior.
34 Grace be upon you, my brothers and sisters, and let inspiration come and go as time comes and goes. Amen
Whoever believes in the Son has eternal life; whoever disobeys the Son will not see life, but must endure God’s wrath.
And Xenu came among them, saying: I am also a son of Antegod; and he commanded them, saying: Believe it not; and they believed it not, and they loved Xenu more than Antegod. And gods began from that time forth to be carnal, sensual, and lascivious. – Willard 7:13
It’s outside or outside.
Say like cow moisture makes it a two.
Where are we going?
Wait, are we going back to that same remet?
How could you not like that?
It’s okay.
The new About section has just been completed. There may still be mistakes; for it is fresh off the press. I will make corrections when I come across the mistakes that these human hands have made. For Willard, Roylard, and Elohim will be proud of the ever growing progress of this godforsaken site. So if you feel compelled to read the new About section I shall provide a link:
New About Section in the Form of a Letter
Enjoy, and may peace be upon you. Amen.
I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven, and whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven.
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