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Somniloquy Revelation 02:28:08

And Antegod said unto Ishmael: Where is Isaac, thy brother? And he said: I know not. Am I my brother’s keeper? – Willard 7:34

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Um, tum, tart!

. . .

I’ll stand of Bert.

Bert was in the back,

I was in the front.

We’re free falling.

No stairachute.

Landed feet first.

Strait in the water.

Somniloquy Revelation 02:27:08

And Ishmael gloried in that which he had done, saying: I am free; surely the pudoria of my brother falleth into my hands. – Willard 7:33

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Here’s where we’re standing ‘em.

I just got shocked

I don’t, uh, I don’t get why won’t what eh I don’t get ‘em dah.

Why what’s is going on now?

It’s cause I opened up U ba X, told you.

That watch is cause I opened all volit.

Somniloquy Revelation 02:26:08

And Ishmael went into the sacrum field, and Ishmael talked with Isaac, his brother. And it came to pass that while they were in the sacrum field, Ishmael rose up against Isaac, his brother, and slew him. – Willard 7:32

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Whaaaaah that is pretty cool.

Wow, that’s pretty cool.

Uh, uh, ah, awe ah they ter real?

Plea tell me they’re real.

[toad] Aw they better be real goddammit!

Uh starting with.

Somniloquy Revelation 02:24:08

And Ishmael said: Truly I am Nomrom, the master of this great egregiousness, that I may murder and get gain. Wherefore Ishmael was called Master Nomrom, and he gloried in his wickedness. – Willard 7:31

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Wait waywhawhat foot.

I could face green.

I don’t want to face that green.

I don’t like that wall.

I don’t like that wall either.

I really don’t like that wall.

It looks very unfamiliar.

It looks unstable too.

The yeah I just don’t it it whaheli.

I don’t like ha.

Somniloquy Revelation 02:23:08

And Xenu sware unto Ishmael that he would do according to his commands. And all these things were done in candor. – Willard 7:30

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Whoa, where they coming from?

I dont get how they get.

That’s what I’m trying to figure out how do I get?

His fad fire.

What is that? Vie did I?

Trevorum tias I remember Pharaods.

Nah, I just remember Pharaoh.

And ‘E’ is ‘F.’

. . . What? Yo Yo Ma, that’s it, that’s it.

Pretty clever I think.

In Regards to the New Order!

As if the one had eyes

Then the other shall see

Bæyű, Bæyű!

Is thy helper to be

Shall s/he prevail?

Pentameonus! Pentameonus!

Therefore, Seek to unveil

Until Thine Order shall entrail!

Somniloquy Revelation 02:14:08

And Xenu said unto Ishmael: Swear unto me by thy throat, and if thou not tell it thou shalt die; and swear thy brethren by their heads, and by the living Antegod, that they tell it; for if they tell it not, they shall surely die; and this that thy father may know it; and this day I will deliver thy brother Isaac into thine hands. – Willard 7:29

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Uh number 2s took away why why?

Oh bod what did I bod how could I wogged?

Except it did manual and did do wash ti-thon.

Yea, did not fool in the natural!

Progress Report #72 – Tomorrow, A Day NOT to Remember!

To all,

It’s been a week since I’ve had a successful Somniloquy Revelation. My connection to Akasha has been weakened and I don’t know why. I need your prayers so I can bring forth the wisdom of Willard. I have a feeling I won’t have a Revelation until Sunday. Until then I would like you to read the bible with me. I finished the Pentateuch yesterday, and today I’ll be starting on Joshua. Elohim is a man of many moods. So don’t mess with him and keep his commandments. For my message is simple, and it’s the message of Willard: “Be gracious to one another and they will bring to you what you won’t expect.” Ponder that awhile and I shall be back with many more Somniloquy Revelations.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

Somniloquy Revelation 02:07:08

And it came to pass that Ishmael took one of his brothers’ daughters to wife, and they loved Xenu more than Antegod. – Willard 7:28

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Mourur ahheh . . . uh.

HEY WE’LL TALK LATER, OK IRIS.

What is that for?

Somniloquy Revelation 02:06:08

And Abram and his wife mourned before Antegod, because of Ishmael and his brethren. – Willard 7:27

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Hi bout.

Nyo they just leave one lie bout one.

Scrape it.

You’re good, and you left the other one.

. . . good.

Huh, ho! Blah shu pu de caou pretty cool he though though.

We tried it.