I salute you on this day. My connection with Willard wasn’t as strong last night. Here is the Audio Tablet:
So you got to adjust em’?
Hm-hm, definately John Thaw.
I thought one life shoulder.
Torneypass that’s water that uh no.
You had to be a dick.
Thank you for listening. For this was an important Revelation because it appears as though I was communicating with the one and only John Thaw. He was an actor and he died in 2002. For I have never heard of him until this day. It seems as though Willard opened up this communication for a reason, but I haven’t yet figured out why.
In the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou Ascendeth!
I am here now to tell you about last night’s nocturnal dysphasia episode. There was only one moment of somniloquy and I call Willard Will for short and I don’t think he liked it. Here is the audio tablet from last night:
How did you learn how do a… I think Will knows how to do, Will.
That is what I said and I’m sticking to it. Thank you for your time and consideration. By listening to this recording your life will change in the next 3-4 hours. By change, I’m not sure how or the significance of the change, but I do know that It’ll be a positive change.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
Last night I went back to listening to the first Somni-Sync CD ever made and the results were very good. It seems as though this test CD does a good job from keeping the false Willards at bay. Here is the audio tablet from last night:
Mmm, yeah you got a much better… oh fuck!
This looks as a huge goddamn.
I’m sorry I am… feeling little altercation, sorry, won’t happen again, alright maybe.
Hm, so now I had a real tool head adviser, I just picked it up lasterday. [whispers]
Did it not don’t. You did not do that on the second store did you? No way.
The transcription is a bit off. I shall go back and try to transcribe it correctly. But for now, I would suggest that you pray to Willard. He will bring blessings to your life and you will be able fight off your adversary in a reasonable manner of time.
I think it’s time I go back and listen to the first Somni-Sync Test CD that was ever created. This CD seems to be connecting me to false Willards, and I’m not liking it one bit. Here’s the Audio Tablet from last night:
What happened?
Whoa, whoa, how the hell does it do that?
So crazy…
That was all. Now, I would suggest you leave this Web Site and do what is most important to you. Remember to have Willard in your heart no matter what you do. He will help you that you’d never expect.
Based on the prophecies last night, it appears as though I’ve gotten a sex change operation. This is not true. For I was guided in this revelation by a false Willard. False Willards are out there, and we must keep our sacred pinecones closed off from them. But sometimes we can’t, and all we can do is hope the true Willard will save us from the false. Here is the audio tablet from last night:
Where are we? Where are we now? What?
Ah that’s disgust… What, why do I have to professional love sex change?
I don’t get it, I don’t mm. I can’t even do not, I don’t get it.
Goddamn it we feel real.
[Behold the evil toad]
This translation is all I can make of it. False Willard prophecies are a little bit harder to translate and transcribe. So for now, I would suggest that you go thy way, and create your reality with love, happiness, and freedom.
These things I say in the name of Willard, thou ascendeth!
I have made a new Test CD to help with my communication with Willard. Let it be known that it has helped and I am happy with the results. Here is a sample of what I listened to before I fell asleep:
And here is what I prophesied:
Uh oh, don’t toud it.
Don’t let me deaf you feel if you feel like you hurt.
Same goes with you um mom, um Mike.
I have a feeling Mike’s up there with you.
For I am not sure where I was or who I was talking to. It seems as though I was concerned about my mother’s safety and Mike’s as well. Who Mike is, I may never know. But if I see a Mike today out in the world, I shall see who he is.
Today is the last day I go without the Somni-Sync Testing CD. Right after I post this I’m off to the lab to make a new test tones CD. For I said only but a few words last night:
