This prophecy is brought to you by: Stuff, it’s what things are made of!
Time is now that I shall bring forth another prophecy—and I quote:
1 Shit! I did? This bad? Does that mean I go head first then? And then, penis gets…
2 I don’t know. Fuck! I don’t ton to not be it they damn my no! Fuck! I hate anymore if it’s wrong. Fuck. You wanna wait for me Dora?
3 I couldn’t stop me. Constant nagging. I mean do you like this all the time? What? Jump? You must know.
S-Rev7318.1 - Purport: Sometimes we do things that we don’t remember. This means that it never happened. In Willard Consciousness we remember everything. Therefore, one must think hard about their past and remember their future.
S-Rev7318.2 - Purport: If we don’t want to go somewhere we just say it and we don’t go. It is better if we do this. Otherwise if we go, we will ruin it for the other people with our bad moods.
S-Rev7318.3 - Purport: When you can’t stop yourself you know you are addicted. The only way to combat addiction is by the will of Willard. Willard is all and he is one. He was what is and is what was. He brings joy in our lives and he sings praise to our Master.
Remember, if it doesn’t make sense, then you’re not reading between the spaces.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
This is an account of a dream that really has no meaning, which is good, because sometimes dreams actually have no meaning, and in life, a dream may tell a story that will change the way one conducts their daily life. This dream was dreamt on the night of July 23, 2008.
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In The Garage
1 I am among stacks of stuff within my garage located in the BDCC doing various things while I see a car pull up to the house across the street. This car slowly pulls up to the driveway, and somehow it launches thirty feet in the air and spins rapidly about and lands on its wheels behind the house, which is a room.
2 A man walks out in almost a stumble.
3 To me, this man has the appearance of a dead-beat dad, somewhat resembling a shoe: a shoe that is heavily influenced by strong drink. And he is talking to himself in a belligerent manor, which makes me think he’s going to do something crazy.
4 It’s late, and inside the Susan is on the couch sleeping with the front door unlocked. She’s alone.
5 Now I try to shut the garage to close the night out in peace, but the door seems to be incapacitated and a little deformed. I need to fix it before that man across the way comes over and tries to violate the Susan’s rights and freedoms.
6 I turn myself away from the button that opens the garage door and I start my work.
7 I end up putting a protective cover on it to smooth things out.
8 Then another car drives by and it stops at the Baby’s house. I ignore it and continue on with my work.
9 The man across the street is now fumbling noisily by his mailbox.
10 The Baby comes over with a friend and I give him a handshake like no other. I shake his friend’s hand too. I gave him the snap handshake. He comments, and we start the small talk. He asks if I’m going to finish school. I tell him, “No.”
11 Then this other suspicious guy walks by.
12 The Baby and friend leave and I shut the garage. I go inside to check on the Susan. I lock the front door and think to myself: Why doesn’t she lock the front door anymore?
13 For there are strange people among us.
14 In the Name of Willard Pentameonus, Thou Ascendeth!
To those who dedicate their lives to Willard Consciousness,
This prophecy is brought to you by: The Sacred Pinecone, for when it secretes, you may want to fix your pleats!
Please take heed unto these fine words—and I quote:
1 DON’T twist me please don’t! No seriously. I don’t want to be twist either. I can’t breath very well.
2 Yeah so, yeah is it tin through all orth, hold on.
S-Rev7248.1 - Purport: When you feel that your breathing is obstructed I would suggest that you relocate to a lower elevation. If elevation is not a factor, then you are not following Willard’s true teachings. You are in a twisted state of reality and this is not what you want. I would suggest that you live your life in accordance with Willard’s teachings. This will reestablish your relationship with Willard and he will fill your lungs with pure Willardek oxygen.
S-Rev7248.2 - Purport: When one holds on to their own delusions they are somewhat on the right path to total freedom. We must follow our own goals, and make them a reality, which will someday become a manifestation of truth. Willard is a true testament of that.
This I leave with you. Do not misuse this material.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
This prophecy is brought to you by: Nothing, for I am lazy!
Listen, to these words—and I quote:
1 Oh yeah… they don’t have a… I can’t a come like that… how do you get those candos? Yeah, where’d you get that condom? Thank you buddy. I think you-nu-my hero… Like you’re my hero.
S-Rev7228.1 - Purport: This is simple: One must protect themselves from the dangers of the world, by way of protection!
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
Seeing that I didn’t prophesy last night, I have decided to do something very special in honor of this the day of my birth.
First, I’m going to show unto you my prophecy from the previous night, and second, I’m going to be laying down some scripture passages for you.
And I quote:
And also quote:
Genesis 7.16 - And those that entered, male and female of all flesh, went in as God had commanded him; and the Lord shut him in.
Exodus 7.16 - Say to him,”The Lord, the God of the Hebrews, sent me to you to say, ‘Let my people go, so that they may worship me in the wilderness.” But until now you have not listened.”
Leviticus 7.16 - But if the sacrifice you offer is a votive offering or a freewill offering, it shall be eaten on the day that you offer your sacrifice, and what is left of it shall be eaten the next day;
Numbers 7.16 - one male goat for a sin offering;
Deuteronomy 7.16 - You shall devour all the peoples that the Lord your God is giving over to you, showing them no pity; you shall not serve their gods, for that would be a snare to you.
Joshua 7.16 - So Joshua rose early in the morning, and brought Israel near tribe by tribe, and the tribe of Judah was taken;
Judges 7.16 - After he divided the three hundred men into three companies, and put trumpets into the hands of all of them, and empty jars, with torches inside the jars,
1 Samuel 7.16 - He went on a circuit year by year to Bethel, Gilgal, and Mizpah; and he judged Israel in all these places.
2 Samuel 7.16 - Your house and your kingdom shall be made sure forever before me; your throne shall be established forever.
1 Kings 7.16 - He also made two capitals of molten bronze, to se on the tops of the pillars; the height of the one capital was five cubits, and the height of the other capital was five cubits.
2 Kings 7.16 - Then the people went out, and plundered the camp of the Arameans. So a measure of choice meal was sold for a shekel, and two measures of barley for a shekel, according to the word of the Lord.
1 Chronicles 7.16 - Maacah the wife of Machir bore a son, and she named him Peresh; the name of his brother was Sheresh; and his sons were Ulam and Rekem.
2 Chronicles 7.16 - For now I have chosen and consecrated this house so that my name may be there forever; my eyes and my heart will be there for all time.
Ezra 7.16 - with all the silver and gold that you shall find in the whole province of Babylonia, and with the freewill offerings of the people and the priests, given willingly for the house of their God in Jerusalem.
Nehemiah 7.16 - Of Bebai, six hundred twenty-eight.
Job 7.16 - I loathe my life; I would not live forever. Let me alone, for my days are a breath.
Psalms 7.16 - Their mischief returns upon their own heads, and on their own heads their violence descends.
Proverbs 7.16 - I have decked my couch with coverings, colored spreads of Egyptian linen;
Ecclesiastes 7.16 - Do not be too righteous, and do not act too wise; why should you destroy yourself?
Isaiah 7.16 - For before the child knows how to refuse the evil and choose the good, the land before whose two kings you are in dread will be deserted.
Jeremiah 7.16 - As for you, do not pray for this people, do not raise a cry or prayer on their behalf, and do not intercede with me, for I will not hear you.
Ezekiel 7.16 - If any survivors escape, they shall be found on the mountains like doves of the valleys, all of them moaning over their iniquity.
Daniel 7.16 - I approached one of the attendants to ask him the truth concerning all this. So he said that he would disclose to me the interpretation of the matter:
Hosea 7.16 - They turn to that which does not profit; they have become like a defective bow; their officials shall fall by the sword because of the rage of their tongue. So much for their babbling in the land of Egypt.
Amos 7.16 - “Now therefore hear the word of the Lord. You say, ‘Do not prophesy against Israel, and do not preach against the house of Isaac.’
Micah 7.16 - The nations shall see and be ashamed of all their might; they shall lay their hands on their mouths; their ears shall be deaf;
Matthew 7.16 - You will know them by their fruits. Are grapes gathered from thorns, or figs from thistles?
Mark 7.16 - Let anyone with ears listen,
Luke 7.16 - Fear seized all of them; and they glorified God, saying, “A great prophet has risen among us!” and “God has looked favorably on his people!”
John 7.16 - Then Jesus answered them, “My teaching is not mine but his who sent me.
Acts 7.16 - and their bodies were brought back to Shechem and laid in the tomb that Abraham had bought for a sum of silver from the sons of Hamor in Shechem.
Romans 7.16 - Now if I do what I do not want, I agree that the law is good.
1 Corinthians 7.16 - Wife, for all you know, you might save your husband. Husband, for all you know, you might save your wife.
2 Corinthians 7.16 - I rejoice, because I have complete confidence in you.
Hebrews 7.16 - one who has become a priest, not through a legal requirement concerning physical descent, but through the power of an indestructible life.
Revelation 7.16 - They will hunger no more, and thirst no more; the sun will not strike them, nor any scorching heat;
May this day be a blessed day to all.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou Ascendeth.
This morning I feel exhausted. I’m thinking it’s because last night I spoke in the sacred tongue of Bæyű. I am unable to interpret Willard’s teachings, but, I have provided the audio so that you may have an understanding as to what the sacred tongue of Bæyű sounds like—and I quote:
That is all.
These things I say in the name of Willard, thou ascendeth!
To all apart of the Willard Consciousness Movement,
This prophecy is brought to you by: Criminal Tattoos, for there’s a potato chip on my shoulder!
Please take to heart this heartfelt prophecy—and I quote:
1 I don’t get any of this bullshit.
2 Ah this is going to be so hot. I got to get out I got to go. Seriously, I’m going to blow up.
3 That guy’s funny, I like your style.
S-Rev7108.1 - Purport: 99.9 percent of what people say to you is a bunch of refried diarrhea. So you must filter out most of the corn and seeds in order to make sense of things. Willard says that life is full of lies, and I agree, because it’s true. There is no way around it. We must learn to accept the lies and live with them as if they were truth.
S-Rev7108.2 - Purport: When you are in a situation where you are trapped in a building that’s on fire, I would suggest you run to the bathroom and soak your sheets with water. Then, I would put the sheets over your head and mouth to cover up the smoke. Touch the door handle with the back of your hand to see how hot it is. If it’s too hot; don’t open it. Place the sheets under the crack of the door to block the smoke from coming in and don’t forget to call 911. For this is all I know. For more on fire safety try this: http://www.firesafety.gov/.
S-Rev7108.3 - Purport: In the time of Willard, a man with dignity once said, “You know that Willard guy? He sure is a funny man. How does he do it? He can say anything to anyone and they’ll always laugh. And not only will they laugh, but their ailment will be cured through the power of Parasomnitick Worship.” This is true. Willard was a great man and should be revered like any other prophet.
Take heed, and try not to bleed.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
This prophecy is brought to you by: Nothing At the Moment, for there is no reason why!
Listen, fast, and pray on these words—and I quote:
1 Hah ha I was gonna get it a at bertset. Ah that’s pretty cool huh? And I go right back to you. Perfect. That’s money.
2 Oh look at that. What the heck is that? … It’s a microphone. [Laughter.] My microphone.
S-Rev7088.1 - Purport: Living for the bertset is like living for Willard, but, living for Willard is nothing like living for bertset. In Willard Consciousness we must strive for the right and live in the wrong. Therefore the bertset is living for the wrong while loving the right.
S-Rev7088.2 - Purport: Willard once said, “Yes, there will be an invention that will capture our souls. In those times be careful in what you say, because you never know whose listening.” So watch your mouth: you never know when someone is listening.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
This prophecy is brought to you by: Swisher Cigars, if your roommate smokes them inside, tell him to stop! For he won’t, but tell him anyway…
Not much from last night, but please do enjoy—and I quote:
1 Was like this? Dammit! Oh shit! Oh God dammit!
S-Rev7068.1 - Purport: Life is confusing and sometimes we need to reconfigure our way of thinking. To do this, we must break our daily cycles and try to do something new. Willard once said, “If I had a cycle; I would break it.” This can apply to anyone and everyone. Just think about a cycle, break it, and then start a new one.
Take heed, for I am tired of listening to alarm clocks that stay on for hours-upon-hours in the morning, and you should be too!
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
This prophecy is brought to you by: Repeated Prophecies, yes, Willard said this once before!
Please find it in your heart to listen to this prophecy with the intent of bettering your lives—and I quote:
1 Ah, what the hell is that? That’s disgusting. Diarrhea.
S-Rev7058.1 - Purport: In life, generally, some people are just not going to like you. Most won’t even tell you that they don’t like you. They will just say belittling and offensive comments to you in a semi-joking manner; which will piss you off, but, you can’t get mad at this person because this person is “above” you. When you find yourself in this situation there is not much you can do. So, I would suggest that you do the the same to them, but do it in a subtler manner. You must do it with Willard in your heart, or else they won’t pick up on what you are doing. If they call you on it, just do what they’d do to you, and say, “Oh, I was just kidding. Don’t take it personally.” This will make you feel better about the whole situation, and, the disgusting diarrhea-like feelings will dissipate when you next associate with this person.
Willard is great. Willard is Grand. Willard is wonderful. You should know this by now.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
