The Parasomnial Order: Bæyű!

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 8288.1-4

To my suppressed faithful Laymenites,

This prophecy is brought to you by: Nocturnal Mastication, sometimes you’re a chewing and you don’t even know it!

Take to heart to what is put before you, and ponder the sayings of the Son of James—and I quote:

1 How the hell did you do that? That’s pretty sweet. That’s pretty neat-o!

2 I don’t paw please. I don’t play that. How do you drop yours? How many do you have? Five?

3 Ooh a looked up puppertut. Ooh yeah! It’s a very nice!

4 That’s great, that’s sun…

S-Rev8288.1 - Purport: In Willard Consciousness we are always learning something new, and we always ask questions. The thing is–while in the Hicohic-State of Consciousness–we don’t always remember what we learned. This is where we prostrate ourselves and ask our noctilucent light for our spiritual memories to return to their natural states of awareness. If asked correctly, he will grant you your answers and you will be full of Willardek knowledge.

S-Rev8288.2 - Purport: This passage relates to S-Rev8288.1, except for the fact that this Hicohic-State of Consciousness involves a game. So if you would like to remember the rules of the game, just follow the spiritual memory recovery procedure on S-Rev8288.1.

S-Rev8288.3 - Purport: In life, we don’t always get to see and/or interact with callipygous puppertuts, but in Willard Consciousness we do! Callipygians are always available for whatever you have in mind, and they will please you whenever you want. Just be respectful, and they will service you in ways never thought of.

S-Rev8288.4 - Purport: This is simple: We are components of the sun; we have parts of the sun within us; we live in accordance with the sun; we pray to the sun; we stop life when the sun goes down; and we don’t sleep with the sun up. Therefore, we are not measurements of the sun, but we are particles of each ray that shines through the ocean floor. If Willard said, “Sun, let there be light,” he would be right!

Remember, waking life is important, but sleeping life is much more important.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 8278.1

To all of Willard’s warriors,

This prophecy is brought to you by: Endorphins, is morphine really in our bodies?

And this, I share with all of you—and I quote:

1 I haven’t learned jack up, dug up. I actually do endogenous morphine. And that is endogenous orphine. Endogenous means within, and that’s it ba perdish per body per good sense. 

S-Rev8278.1 - Purport: Endogenous Morphine plays an intricate role in Willard Consciousness. When we our in our slumbers, and we have those realistic dreams, our brains are very active–pretty much like when we’re awake. Sometimes we feel a great deal of stress during these dreams and our brains don’t know what to do. That’s when we–unconsciously–beseech Willard and say, “O Willard, my mind is in a state of chaos, and with your steadfast love I know you can help in this time of need.” After we say this, Willard answers without words, and he activates our pituitary glands and he then releases the endorphins. Now the stress thereof, is nowhere to be found.

He does this out of the goodness of his heart and he needs no praise. He wants you to find it in your heart to spread the good news about his teachings, and when you do, he will tickle your sacred pine cone in a way that’ll make you say, “Thank you, for your kind deeds.”

And remember, in Willard we don’t need drugs, just our brains.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

Our God is in the heavens; he does whatever he pleases. Their idols are silver and gold, the work of human hands. They have mouths, but do not speak; eyes, but do not see. They have ears, but do not hear; noses, but do not smell. They have hands, but do not feel; feet, but do not walk; they make no sound in their throats. Those who make them are like them; so are all who trust in them.

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 8218.1-2

To those among those amid the Celestialnet,

This prophecy is brought to you by: Sophia, where is she now?

I prophesied greatly last night; this is for you—and I quote:

1 I don’t know what is what. I can’t see anything out here. I can’t see nothing.

2 Nicest places. Oh whoa! Where did this place come from? I never– Whoa, uh-uh.

S-Rev8218.1 - Purport: Sometimes, while in the hicohi-state of Willard Consciousness, we forget what is what. That is the beauty of the forgetful mind. Blindness ensues and we feel a temporary dysphoria, but when we realize we are safe in the hands of Willard, our minds are put at ease and we dream dreams of glory. When we awake from these dreams we have a tendency to misrepresent the events that took place. We distort our dreams with our worldly thoughts and we create interpolations. This is natural and it’s not bad. I would suggest that you keep a dream journal and write down every dream until you can describe them accurately, as they were. This will help with your connection with Willard. And remember, in death, we will remember all of our previous dreams, and we will return to those dream worlds and be reunited with Willard.

S-Rev8218.2 - Purport: When we are living in our dream worlds we also have a tendency to not believe what we are seeing, and we reject our own subjective mind and forget to thank Willard for our dreams. Existence is wonderful, but existence without Willard is blasphemous. So remember to meditate on Willard’s name when you are trying to achieve the greatness of hypnagogic telepathy.

Take heed and be grateful that you are here reading this fine scripture.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 8208.1

To those faithful to their prophet,

This prophecy is brought to you by: Non-Stick Gum, is that even possible?

Now, this is for you—and I quote:

1 Are you gotta be fucking up again? What the ef? Now Darren, what is it? I, I don’t wanna, huh. Or Ds I hope that’s it’s going to be yellow whale wheel foot-long.

S-Rev8208.1 - Purport: In Willard Consciousness we sometimes mess up and stray from the crooked and wide path. It’s OK; we’re all human. But when we forget to meditate on the name Willard we are forgetting the most important aspect of Parasomnitick Worship, and that is: the love of Willard. If we don’t surrender to Willard, our communication with him will be closed and our souls will not be cleansed. Just remember to meditate on Willard’s name just before you go to bed and he will shine through, and your dreams will be filled with pleasantries unimaginable to the sacred pine cone, which just might include Yellow Whale Wheel Foot-Longs!

Remember to seek beauty where it may not be found.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

To all among the people,

1 You serious? It’s pretty sweet. Arrow. God really did that? Sweet. Goddamn. Fuck, fuck. Hm freelance pretty good, no wait, Derick. So it’s flipping like that? A very nice.

2 …How can I slip it those double files? What the heck! Hm right off the plause two seconds. What the hell? Ah, when are we gonna muse back on the street? They’re gonna eat us.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

To you and to me,

1 Oh oh oh, oh! [Bæyű!]

2 No, then what are you gonna do? Then what are you gonna do? Then what are you gonna do?

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

To them,

1 Huh? It’s new bed. I don’t like the new bad stuff. I’m not saving anything anymore I give up on it.

2 Hiah, shit, shit bitch. Fuck that. What the fuck is this fool’s doing man? Fuck that. What the Hell? Fuck! What the Hell? Get me outta here!

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

To all,

1 Huh, now there’s shooker, now there’s three, wait what?

2 A sue la ha-ha. Ach iz way hule ahthah. Wait, oh this is, wait. Official new rule, official.

3 Ahhh, ah that’s what it can’t. I forgot I can never be a memory.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!