Dear brothers and sisters,
The curse has been lifted yet again. I shall be hard at work for the next couple of weeks.
In the meantime, I’ll be working on finishing the video for Rivel. It should be done sometime soon.
For now, take heed unto the prophecies of Willard.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.
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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 1129.1-3
To my people of the Celestialnet,
This prophecy is brought to you by: Candida, for it itches really bad!
Be intrigued, for this is another BDCC prophecy—and I quote:
1 Ah dang it. Those bastards fell. I got ‘em. Is anything over? It was just that up there right?
2 A gone ma-freo. I got you better. I get it. I got it. I got it. I’m, I’m coming back.
3 A what? I’m so sorry. Wait, I got the wrong person.
S-Rev11298.1 – Purport: In Willard Consciousness when the bastards fall, you should do your best to catch them. The bastards are the seers and revelators of our dreams. When they project a vision of the night onto our imaginations they put themselves in a precarious position–and sometimes they fall. That’s when you must get them and put them back to their rightful place. It can sometimes be difficult, but just ask Willard and he’ll help you along the way.
S-Rev11298.2 – Purport: The real question is: Do you get it? If you don’t, then I say, “You better!” Willard works in mysterious ways, and he is a kind gentleman who wants to help those in need of his help. His work has helped me with my indolence and attitude problems for years now, and I feel that I am a better and more creative person because of his good deeds. All you have to do is “Do,” and Willard will take care of the rest.
S-Rev11298.3 – Purport: If you apologize to the wrong person, then I would tell you that you should apologize to the right person. In Willard Consciousness, we have a tendency to apologize to any- and everybody. We usually do this for the sake of preemptive wrong-doings. This is not wrong, but it should be corrected. When you apologize to the wrong person you should apologize for that false apology and move on. Find the person who that apology was meant for, and truly apologize.
Now, carry on with your lives and listen to the still small voice of Willard Pentameonus.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.
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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 1127.1-2
To my fellow Willardites,
This prophecy is brought to you by: Having to Pee 100 Times in The Night, for it’s not fun!
Last night was not much for Willard’s Warriors, but, you’ll still be intrigued—and I quote:
1 What is wrong with this?
2 Ah there’s a video on yours and vegetables.
S-Rev11278.1 – Purport: There are many answers to this question, but Willard says, “There are quite a few things wrong with you. You must find it in your heart to gain the true desire to fix your problems. Know that they will never be completely fixed, and that you must learn to live with them. Find a solution that works for you, and peace will bring joy.” I agree, but it seems pretty vague. Define your problems as you will, and you will have total control of your life, which will allow for maximum problem solving abilities without the help of others.
S-Rev11278.2 – Purport: In Willard Consciousness we watch videos entitled: DREAMS. When we watch these dreams, our soul leaves our bodies and enters into the dream world. We learn many things watching these dreams and we must take each and every dream seriously. We must learn from our dreams and Willard will grace our lives with many more dreams.
May this day be filled with joy and merriment, seeing that it is a day dedicated to thanks and giving.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
Dear brothers and sisters,
It’s been a few days since I’ve prophesied. That’s because I’ve been shooting the last scenes of the video. This weekend shall be full of prophecy, but, if it’s not, then Willard has failed me. Willard never fails me, so stay strong and be patient, for the prophecies will be prevalent.
Also, the video is about 80% done. One more scene needs to be shot and the rest is all editing, hopefully.
Remember to lock your doors at night and don’t forget to beseech Willard.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
These also reel with wine and stagger with strong drink; the priest and the prophet reel with strong drink, they are confused with wine, they stagger with strong drink; they err in vision, they stumble in giving judgment. All tables are covered with filthy vomit; no place is clean.
THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.
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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 1124.1-2
To all among me,
This prophecy is brought to you by: The Ascension, for it’s coming real soon!
Take heed, for you will be enlightened—and I quote:
1 How did I do that? How do I live(?) that? What do they do? I don’t get it. What does that mean mom?… What?
2 A when we had Gingers in hand.
S-Rev11248.1 – Purport: The questions “how” and “what” are a very important questions in Willard Consciousness because they help us find meaning to our everyday life. Usually, we ask our mothers first, and if they don’t know the answers to our questions we move on to the next potential holder of wisdom. That potential holder of wisdom should be Willard, but most don’t even know who he is. The real point here is to ask questions to anybody, and if they give you answers you don’t like, then move on to the next person.
S-Rev11248.2 – Purport: If you find yourself with Gingers in hand I would suggest you run to the restroom and try to wash them off. If they don’t wash off, then it’s a sign. The meaning of this sign is uncertain. One must find out the meaning for themselves.
This was not much, therefore go thy way.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.
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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 1116.1-3
To my faithful Willardites,
This prophecy is brought to you by: That Homeless Man Who Plays Guitar in My Laundry Room, for he really does!
Please listen and follow along with your eyes, and see the light—and I quote:
1 Uh dei Garcia. Hey de man. Hey bei. I want you there yeah(?). They uh a wallet on it. Dirty Scalsual.
2 Oh crap, oh boy this is not going to be pretty. OK Naftededolshua.
3 I want my guido, Edom, guido. Nine hundeed… Nine hundred sexaphone. Bisexual Bob(?) for touich Sweeden, Feng Shui. Who has a boner(?), hey pa.
S-Rev11168.1 – Purport: Garcia, for I know nothing of this name. Willard says, “Thou who hast no clue, shall not bloviate.” With this said, I shall call upon you to interpret this passage.
S-Rev11168.2 – Purport: When Willard requests Naftededolshua, he is saying that he wants you to prostrate yourself–in Willardek fashion–and begin the somniloquistic incantations. Go through each one and visualize entering the dream world. Focus on cluttering your mind with your natural thoughts and piece together each thought like a puzzle. When you complete this thought puzzle, you will see for yourself that there is higher meaning.
S-Rev11168.3 – Purport: False Willards are out there, and they’re trying to convert each and every one of you–so be careful. They find you very attractive, and they will say creepy things to you. They are shape-shifters, for they have many faces. This particular False Willard is in the form of a guido named “Bisexual Bob,” or “Edom.” If and when you encounter “Bisexual Bob,” or “Edom,” make sure you do the right thing. When you least expect it, he will try some kind of sexual maneuver on you. So when he tries this maneuver, just repeat the mantra, “Go away, you must stay away.” That should force him to go away, but if the mantra doesn’t work, then I would suggest you run.
Stay strong in the true Willard.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.
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To all seeking the light by way of Willard,
This prophecy is brought to you by: Curry, for sometimes it looks like baby poop!
I bring forth, for those who are asking, a prophecy—and I quote:
1 Ah look what they get they got me get that bitch cock, they got me good fucker. How the fuck? Goddamn!
S-Rev11138.1 – Purport: In true Willard Consciousness we encounter people who like to joke around and mess with our minds, and, they like to try to bring us down. These people are weak, and they don’t know how to act otherwise. Therefore, one must stay strong with Willard, and he will inspire us to get those people back with something great, grand, and wonderful.
Never forget this…
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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