The Parasomnial Order: Bæyű!

Dear brothers and sisters,

I am back from a two-month journey.

I saw many things, but couldn’t find what I was looking for. The curse is back, and now I must proceed w/ Willard’s work.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

Dear brothers and sisters,

There is no important update. So click this link: http://www.iworkinrealitytv.com/2009/09/our-first-interview/ and read about the prophet in a whole new light.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

To those of you who manifest Willard through unconsciousness,

Labor day is an important day to all of us in America, for it is a day that most of us get off. And for me, that will be the day Willard Consciousness goes into hibernation. Lately my nightly reveries have been naught, for I’ve been watching too much TV, and Willard frowns upon that behavior. So if you are working on the holiday, make sure you don’t watch TV, because I know I won’t! Blessings to all.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

Somniloquy Revelation 08:25:09

1. Where is the other ones? I (don’t) think there is another one. Not that I remember, or recall. Or is there a top one?

2. That’s pretty cool. Now they-they got this thing. This fuckin’ thing is (going) to fall on me. And my surfboard is going to get stolen. I ain’t take-take my surfboard.

3. Arh, whr-whr. Um he’ been on the floor. He needs to hit him one more ahmah.

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 4, pp. 345, 566 – 587.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 820.1

Companions of Willard,

THIS PROPHECY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: FIDDLER ON THE SUBWAY, FOR A BELL RANG BUT NO ONE SEEMED TO NOTICE!

Another day shall bring time, and I shall utilize that time to the best of my abilities, but so for now I turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:

1 Ahan torque. Tore. Workout hets’t. Co workout, in your co– outer core. Core. Look at that core!

S-Rev820.1 – Purport: These days working out seems to be very important. In those days, working out was just as important, but it wasn’t talked about like it is today.¹ They just got their exorcise as they worked hard doing their many labors. Today we have to find time to workout, but, as we all know, that can be hard to do.² So I would suggest that you walk as much as you can, and/or put a pull-up bar by your bathroom; that way, after every time you pee you can crank out five pull-ups.

That is all I have to say about that.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

1. For I don’t think the term even existed. [↩]
2. Unless you’re unemployed. [↩]