Tomorrow starts a new month, and that month is the month of February. What does Willard have in store for us? Will he reveal more than he did this month? Will he bring me closer to my followers? Will he help with my troubles of indolence? What will he communicate in my dreams? Will Parasomnitick Worship grow? Will there be a Willard Cafe? What about Willard Dream Beanies?
These are important questions for the month of February. May we see the noctilucence with full intent of finding our inner lightness.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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It’s been awhile since Willard has shown unto us his wisdom—and I quote:
1 And diths… I think I’m gonna die.
2 Wait… Now I’m scared for you, how long have you bean there? Wait wait. Don’t… It’s crazy. Just did.
S-Rev1319.1 – Purport: There are times when we feel that we are actually going to die. This happens from time to time. In order to see things clearly we must step away, and see through the eyes of Willard. This is a complicated process, but we must try in our hearts to see the world as Willard sees it. He helps us figure out what we need to do next. Rather than just give up and die; seek Willard.
S-Rev1319.2 – Purport: Sometimes we are fearful of others negligent actions. When we feel this emotion, stay calm and count to ten, then communicate your concerns to that other person. If they do not take heed, then it was meant to be. Always say something, or else you will always wonder, “Should I have said something?”
Let us have a wonderful Saturday evening, and let Willard’s noctilucence shine beyond our minds.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
I awoke a few times in the night with dreams fresh on my mind, but I didn’t write them down fast enough. I only remember one, and it was a frightening one. I fooped! It went everywhere and I couldn’t even clean it up. The other dream is lost. Only Willard knows where it went. He may reveal it to me through the power of association. The only problem with that, is I’ll probably inadvertently add details that weren’t really there.
Also, I spoke of an ancient book. It is not known as to what book I was talking about. It’s possible it was the Book of Willard. When Willard was growing up, he learned from heavenly beings who taught him in the magic art of Parasomnitick Worship, which is the worship I practice today. It helps in taking from your dreams and converting them into action. Dreams are usually meant to be forgotten, but I want to remember mine for the sake of Willard. He’ll teach me the way, since no one else will.
For now that is all I have to say about that.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
I woke up this morning with the word coppertaut stuck in my head. It’s not a real word, and it doesn’t seem to make much sense. I associated it with the word dreadnought; I don’t know why. There were many dreams, one of which was about evil cats trying to bite me while I was throwing them off a jungle gym. For some reason, I was expecting to dream about the Nephilim and the Watchers, but I didn’t.
This all makes me think of the Sons of Willard, who may or may not have been coppertauts,1 who came down for the sake of spreading their noctilucence, which lead to prophetic frenzy.
For that is all I have to say about that at the moment.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
Actually, come to think of it, coppertauts kind of sounds like cosmonauts, which means that I just might have been dreaming about the Watchers, for they were beings from another dimension. [↩]
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This, this right here is what Willard Consciousness is all about—and I quote:
1 Mm-mm, don’t drop that thing.
2 Dude I like it how ish, that’s a-a that dude’s a dis gut for you at this is good I like this part.
3 Thank you sir, you failed me, miserably, next time…
S-Rev1269.1 – Purport: When someone tells you not to drop something, the first thing you do is ask, “Why?” He will explain why and you will now understand why you’re not supposed to drop it. If you do drop it, then you’ll have to pay the consequences.
S-Rev1269.2 – Purport: We don’t always make sense in waking life. When someone mumbles, or just says something that directly contradicts what was just said, I would suggest that you listen to your gut. Humans love contradictions and they will always contradict themselves–most of the time without even knowing it. And whatever your gut tells you, just take heed.
S-Rev1269.3 – Purport: This is what happens when you drop something. The person who told you not to drop it will be angry with you. This is OK, for that’s how we learn.
And don’t forget to watch Logan Brogan tonight.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
This I tell you as a reminder to myself for later purposes. For a dream came unto me in the night. A big purple grape and his friends were very angry at me. They were out to get revenge. For what? I didn’t know.
That is all.
These things I say in the name of Willard, thou acsendeth!
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Take heed, this is all true—and I quote:
1 Tomorrow we gonna n’mor mor… Don’t wanna here that.
2 Crey Goose.
3 Super Nintendo Style.
S-Rev1259.1 – Purport: Fear not, tomorrow brings joy. Yes, yes it does. This I tell you because hopefully there is a tomorrow. When there is no tomorrow, there’s no more!
S-Rev1239.2 – Purport: This is a special drink we drink in Willard Consciousness. It helps with the repositioning of Hicohic delusions. It takes you to the reverie you’ve always wanted–all without the mess.
S-Rev1239.3 – Purport: Sometimes we dream in Nintendo colors, and sometimes we dream within the world of super Nintendo games. These dreams are glorious dreams that are so real they seem fake.
My apologies for the poor quality prophecies.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
For the sacred tongue came upon me in the night—and I quote:
1 [Sacred tongue of Bæyű!] Mm hmm… Nah, wait.
2 Yo fellip dog? Captain Fernando… Suarez.
S-Rev1239.1 – Purport: This is the true form of worship, when one speaks in this manner. It sounds like gibberish to the soul living life without Willard, but, it’s definitively not. It’s true prophetic frenzy. For this is a form of ecstatic prophecy and I am here to interpret for you. Basically, what this means is that you must come out of your shell and confront your issues, whatever they may be. Don’t be afraid of those in power above you. It is true that they can control your existence, but you are the only one who can control your inner existence.
S-Rev1239.2 – Purport: It is uncertain who Capt. Fernando Suarez is, but we do know who Father Fernando Suarez is. He is a man of the Lord who claims to have healing powers. This is a form of prophecy in the miracle sense, for one must believe in order to receive. That is why you must believe in yourself to become full in Willard Consciousness.
Be that as it may, this shall serve as a reference to the holy shrine we call life.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
When they were going from there to Gibeah, a band of prophets met him; and the spirit of God possessed him, and he fell into a prophetic frenzy along with them. When all who knew him before saw how he prophesied with the prophets, the people said to one another, “What has come over the son of Kish? Is Saul also among the prophets?” A man of the place answered, “And who is their father?” Therefore it became a proverb, “Is Saul also among the prophets?” When his prophetic frenzy had ended, he went home.
