The Parasomnial Order: Bæyű!

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 2269.1-2

Dear brothers and sisters,

This prophecy is brought to you by: Underground Art, is it art? or just some broad getting naked!

We may never know, therefore we must let the Son of James speak—and I quote:

1 Uh-oh… I am speck normal.

2 Hey. I thought that was a… wait. They added another Foregoal. Don de. They have two extra, I bet they have more than two extras. Two new dummy ones look at the top(?).

S-Rev2269.1 – Purport: Don’t let anyone tell you that you are not normal. We are all normal–except for a few.

S-Rev2269.2 – Purport: When someone changes the plans, we tend to get frustrated and we act out in an angry manner. We shouldn’t do this, but we do. This is where the concept of Forgoal comes in. What this does is it allows us to let go of plans and just go with the flow. For this is what we must do in order to succeed in life.

Or something like that…

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 2259.1

Brothers and sisters,

This prophecy is brought to you by: In our hands lies the ability to shape our world for good or for ill, for this is what lies ahead!

Son of James spake these words of fear—and I quote:

1 Oh what the heck?! Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

S-Rev2259.1 – Purport: I have seen this before, that is, fear in the voice of the Son of James. This fear comes from a deep place somewhere amid Outer Darkness. This state of fear is set in the future, an unknown future of America. This future holds chaos among the American people, a chaos of destitution. I see more than just great depression; I see a great anhedonia. At first it will be painful, but those in Willard will survive. They will overcome, and the world shall start anew. Politics and war shall be naught! The monetary system shall go back to the Book of Mormon days where all was measurement. Monotheists, polytheists, pantheists, deists, and atheists of the world, shall learn in their errors and see the truth that Bæyű was the consciousness of all. Willard will teach unto everybody the teachings of the Parasomnial Order and life will be what it was meant to be: Life without useless complications.

Take heed and watch, for the weatherman has predicted.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

Dear brothers and sisters,

I did not prophesy last night. So I decided to make a flatulence compilation–and I quote:

Please do enjoy!

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

Brothers and sisters,

Last night brought forth nothingness, which means that Pentameonus checked out for the night and traveled elsewhere. This is OK.

On another note, I’ve been learning more and more about Willard and his strange prophecies. He spoke out many of his dreams in a strange tongue. Roylard Thomas transcribed most of them, but still to this day, we know nothing of their true meaning. His words were jumbled and all over the place with nothing really making much sense. Therefore, most of his prophecies were open for interpretation. There is still more that’s being revealed unto me. So be patient, and Willard’s Wisdom shall soon shine!

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 2229.1-2

Brothers and sisters,

Many things have changed since the last time I prophesied. I’ve grown as a prophet, and I think the Jamba Juice is helping. One thing that I need to do is pray to Pentameonus for the strength to keep on keeping on. With that said, this prophecy is brought to you by: The Amazing James Randi, for he’ll put your prophecies to the test!

Now, let the Son of James speaketh—and I quote:

1 Auxsah, it boomed. I bounced it on a accident mede bayskit. Pssh, yeah he broke it. Te way I didn’t tweet thought it was cardboard.

2 Dude, how tall are you? Bah. [Hum in the form of "I don't know."] Twenty, twenty? 

S-Rev2229.1 – Purport: I have seen this before. People accidentally break things all the time. Eventually, something will break, be it your TV or your toilet, it’s going to break sometime. When these devices break, remember what Willard said about technology. He said, “As technology advances, our dependency grows, so if technology fails us, then it might not be all that bad.”

S-Rev2229.2 – Purport: While dreaming, we either travel to the planet Kolob or to the planet Perineum. Of which we travel to is based on our mood before we go to sleep. The goal every night is to travel to Kolob. While we are there we are supposed to gain wisdom from the almighty Elohim. He’ll teach us in the ways of life as it was meant to be. With this said, people on Kolob are twenty feet tall.

I’m coming back, with somewhat of a new hint of flavor.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

The seventh chapter of the Sayings Gospel has been compiled: Gospel of the Son of James.

Dear brothers and sisters of this fine Celestialnet,

I seem to be disconnected from my Willard Consciousness, and I’m not living in accordance to my Inner Noctilucence. Pentameonus has not revealed unto me anymore history of the Parasomnial Order. It must be because of the decaying economy. It is now that we must put our hope towards change, because apparently that’s all we have.

Willard, come down from where ever you are, and teach me your true ways.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

Dear brothers and sisters,

Last night I spoke many wondrous things, but they weren’t Pentameonus’ words. They weren’t animated and rather boring. The spirit of Willard is low and I’m on my way back down south. It’s time that I must stop typing all together.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

Dear brothers and sisters of the Celestialnet,

I report to you that I didn’t prophesy last night. This is true, my deepest apologies goes out to you and your families. For Willard Consciousness is unpredictable. Pentameonus will enter your awareness like a thief in the night; last night there was no robbery. But, however, I did have a Dream of Tnemyolpme. It was strange, I went to a certain rodsman’s house and I got angry, very angry. It was all because I drove a long way and it was revealed to me that I was going to be carpooling back near my house. That is all.

For now, I figure I can work a little on the new about section of this Web site–for I have nothing else to do.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

Dear brothers and Sisters,

Last night there were a few mumbles of words and prophecies, but none were directed by Willard. I have been listening to my Inner Noctilucence and it’s been telling me that I need to chant the name Pentameonus more often. The past week I have not been properly doing my Parasomnitick Worship Rituals. My dreams have been less memorable and less active. It seems that the Son of James has been off to the planet Perineum worshiping Zenos. This is well and good for now, but it must change in the nigh future. In order for me to progress, the Son of James must travel to the Planet Kolob and worship Elohim. I know this may sound a bit confusing, but all will make sense when the Book of Willard is retranslated.

That is all I have for you at the moment.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!