Dear brothers and sisters,
For I heard an aphorism today, and it went something along the lines of:
Life is as meaningless as driving around in circles and never finding parking.
Now discuss…
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 1, 14 – 243245.
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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 3269.1-5
To those among us,
THIS PROPHECY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: “ANNOYING MOMMY BLOGS,” PLEASE STOP EXPLOITING YOUR CHILDREN AND BRAGGING ABOUT YOUR LIFE!
Let us now turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:
1 Hey wah… wait what happened? What just happened? What am I missing?
2. Nuh, I can’t need it. Oh dude. Whoa, what was it? Um… I don’t know.
3. Eh-eh I just took uh– Idiot!
4. ‘Cause I know how… I don’t know how– Uh-oh, this is deuce.
5. What’s wrong my boss? Actually it is pretty funny looking. So yes it’s a good cleaning mechanism.
S-Rev3289.1 – Purport: In life, we sometimes miss out on some of the best things. This is OK, because sometimes we don’t need to be witness to some of the “best things” anyway. That is all I have to say about that.
S-Rev3289.2 – Purport: Here the Son of James asks, “What was it?” He tends to ask this question a lot, but never seems to get an answer. What is a good question for many situations. Now what exactly does that even mean? Well, it has many meanings. Let me share with you a story about the many meanings of What. I was walking to the store the other day and I saw this homeless guy prophesying. He was in a frenzy of the sorts and he said, “Let things be; questions of plosive explosion, not?” Another guy came up to him and said, “Why don’t you get a job?” This seemed to soothe the homeless man’s spirits, and then he said, “Invigorate!” They both parted ways, and I never saw them again.
S-Rev3289.3 – Purport: Now just in case you were wondering, that story had nothing to do with the many meanings of What. The point was to make you think in terms of What. I’m sure it made you think, “That had nothing to do with What.” Then you said to yourself, “Ah, I’m an Idiot, it has everything to do with What!”1 And this is true, for we need to be like curious children who say “Why” after every five seconds. Just remember that Why is What and What is Why.
S-Rev3289.4 – Purport: And yes, sometimes we feel like idiots when we ask the question of What. Don’t worry about it, you probably feel like an idiot most of the time. This is where the Deuce comes into play. The Deuce is when we think we have the answer to What, but then we realize that we don’t. That’s when we have that “Ah ha, I’m an Idiot!” moment and transcend.
S-Rev3289.5 – Purport: Just remember these things, and your life will be worth living again.
That’s all I have to say about that.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
Dear brothers and sisters,
Last night, for the first time in Parasomnial history, my Somniloquy Revelation went live! I did this by way of Shoutcast technology. It seemed to go pretty well, for it appeared that I had two listeners. I was supposed to be on showcase for some school presentation, but it got canceled.
And I slept in the Sanctum of Reverie for the first time.
Too bad the Son of James didn’t prophesy much–and I quote:
SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 3279.1-2
That is all I have to report for now. Hopefully, in the future there will be more live Somniloquy Revelations. And maybe, just maybe, I could set it up to where people could talk to the Son of James and ask him questions while he’s sleeping.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
Dear brothers and sisters,
For tonight marks the night that I go live! For this is a first in the history of the Parasomnial Order.
That is all…
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 1, 14 – 243245.
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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 3269.1-2
To the believers in Willard,
THIS PROPHECY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: LARGE HADRON COLLIDER, FOR THIS IS WHAT DANIEL THE TIME-TRAVELER WAS TALKING ABOUT!
It’s now I turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:
1 Now what are this? That girl’s really tall. Well you know what this looks like? Like what’s really tall. No she’s really tall teat. She’s really tall is it. Really tall girl. She’s like 7′.
2. Wait wait wait wait no no stop stop stop stop! I am not gonna hooth sar.
S-Rev3269.1 – Purport: While traveling through time by way of Willard Consciousness we, at times, meet some very tall girls. They are extremely nice to us and they have a countenance of joy and merriment. Please feel free to enjoy your time with these girls and do what thou wilt, for they are very lonely and in need of your tender loving care.
S-Rev3269.2 – Purport: The Son of James is reacting to something very important here. This concerns our future. Apparently, what this prophecy is telling us is that the world is falling apart. Once the world has completely fallen, we all must become Hooth Sars. For that is the next evolutionary step to our existence. What it means; I’m not so sure, but in due time we will find out.
I would now like to say thank you.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 23, 165 – 2765.
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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 3259.1-2
To all amid the Celestialnet,
THIS PROPHECY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: VOO 7177, FOR IT’S WHERE I FOUND THE FINCH ALBUM!
And now I turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:
1 Don’t let it get stuck in there please. No not me too please I don’t want to be the are out of flight.
2. Can I put it by my butt Ki Pae? Can I stop powering? Can I stop powdering? Can I? Oh man me nut. Mmm… I punt on laptop. Um-hm. Humphey sponge dogg.
S-Rev3259.1 – Purport: The Son of James doesn’t specify what “it” is, but he does state that he doesn’t want “it” “stuck in there.” Now “there,” we don’t know where that is, so we must utilize our imagination. I’m guessing he doesn’t want his hand to be stuck in the machine. The reason for this is he wants his hands intact. This machine is a machine used for building airplane parts. He was working on a very sophisticated project funded by the government that is intended to do away with time-travel.
S-Rev3259.2 – Purport: This prophecy appears to be influenced by a False Willard. For it has the undertones of homo-erotica. I believe “powdering” refers to baby powder and preventing sweat glands from sweating. For that will help with the smell of cumin.
For that is all I can say at this time and juncture.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 23, 165 – 2765.
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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 3149.1-3
Thank you to all; this is for you,
THIS PROPHECY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MAYBE LOGIC ACADEMY, FOR MAYBE I NEED TO TAKE THIS COURSE!
Let the Son of James Speaketh—and I quote:
1 Come make my sense I, I think it’s stupid.
2. Cha! Sure it’s not a house?
3. Ahhhhhh!
S-Rev3199.1 – Purport: It is not wise to make sense of things, for that just makes life more complicated. You’ll spend all your time alone thinking about whatever intrigues you. This is not healthy, so then you’ll go outside to interact with others and try to make sense of things. This will not work either, it’ll only make things worse. This is due to the fact that no one wants to talk to you because they can’t fit you into their “busy” schedule of Work, Exorcise, T.V., Cellphones, and Social Life of Drinking, Drugging, and Breading. The only true way to make sense of things is to not think at all. This is hard at first, but all you have to do is join those in the illusion of detraction.
S-Rev3199.2 – Purport: In Willard’s time there was this house that he would prophesy in. Roylard Thomas bought it for really cheap from a local farmer by the name of Higgins. Later in life, when the secret society was in full Order, they opened it up to members who wanted to experience Willard’s sleep prophecies firsthand. They would hear his speech and be inspired. Their Inner Noctilucence shined ever so nicely, and when they went to sleep the next day, they would dream of a life of wonder. These dreams would give them insight into their very own nature of being.
S-Rev3199.3 – Purport: This is the Son of James’s reaction to the let down of the Great Anhedonia. Willard said that it wasn’t going to be as grand as he once thought it was going to be. We’ll just have to wait and see for ourselves when it comes to pass.
And this is what I say…
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
THE VIDEO-EPISTLE OF MATTHEW JAMES TO THE HOMELESS SECT OF THE
CELESTIALNET
Video of the Universal Philosophical Genius analyzing the Prophet’s dream about the creation of a new mechanical species. For he says that the Prophet is nuts. Is this true? How can he be a Prophet and be nuts at the same time? Does the Genius have insight on the Prophet’s various ways of Somniloquy Revelation? Learn more by watching this here video. Be sure to read the dream first, and then watch the video.
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Facsimile of Dream
1 It was night at the time when I was diligently working in a ditch full of leaves and poison ivy. Scraping the leaves into piles of five was my job. I was to clean the whole ditch with my bare hands. The reason for this I did not know. They were just orders from them, and I simply followed.
2 An hour later… I completed my task. They were surprised at my mundane ability to stay focused on something that had no meaning to me. They discussed among themselves and motioned me over. We talked about my various interests and they selected me for a new job, one with “Major Evolutionary Possibilities.”
3 I thought they were impressed with my neatly arranged piles of leaves, but they told me how they saw something in me that was more than just average. They said they saw an “Inner Noctilucence,” and told me about my next assignment.
4 Another hour had passed… and I arrived. I was in the backyard of a very exclusive house that was brightly lit by the moon. There were few clouds in the sky and I was very eager for what was to come.
5 It seemed like I was on the set of the Bachelor, for there were highly advanced cameras all around and I saw various people1 holding monitors in their hands.
6 I was a little exited about this assignment because I have never been to a place as glorious as this.
7 They showed me the various pieces of technology by the pool. “This here is what we call the Hydroelectrical Bio-Generator of Mechanical Life, and that there in front of it is the Tetravalent Shield,” one of them said.
8 “What do they do?” I asked, but there was no answer. He walked to the inside of the house to secure the cables. I followed, and he told me what I needed to do.
9 I was starting to get worried as my faculties were piecing together what was going on. I was getting involved with creating a new type of life–a machine like life.
10 “Press on, we must press on: Start the Birthing Initiation process,” another one said.
11 Right then and there I knew I was doomed, but I dutifully did my assignment.
12 They explained that nothing bad was going to happen, and reassured me that this technology was safe, and that the new species was not capable of violence. For they designed it that way.
13 Moments later… the pool filled with electricity and the lightning flashed about. I was watching from inside and saw something being formed. It was ugly and it had no head, or feet for that matter. Wires were all around and it got out of the pool soaking wet. It moved a little, got up, and gave birth to more just like it.
14 It was terrifying, and right then I knew that my intelligence was far inferior.
15 “It won’t last,” I told myself, “It won’t last!”
16 These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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