Somniloquy Revelation 04:20:09
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1. Oh yeah… Pardon? T’now? The doe-ding-dong’s oven.
2. (Laughter) It’s like pretty hairy right there.
3. Why is there? What in the world.
To my brothers and sisters,
Willard did not speak to me last night; my dreams were completely nonexistent. As for today, that shall change. For I go on a Willard Quest to find myself. Actually, I go to find Willard, for his noctilucence is out there, and I am ready to breathe it all in.
Not much more to report.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
THE SACRED TONGUE OF BÆYÜ
DIRECT CONTACT WITH THE ANTIPODIC EXISTENCE
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 3, pp. 5, 73 – 67.
To those with understanding,
THIS PROPHECY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: THE ANTIPODIC EXISTENCE, FOR WE MUST KNOW WHAT THAT IS!
Now I turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:
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1 What uh, why d’you wanna get up? Oh eye de tu camp back there gap it to’s mime too.
S-Rev4179.1 – Reverie: Clumps of backwards chocolate cornrows enter and stay for only but a moment’s time. Fear settles in. A stranger along the trail? Friend or foe? Maybe a confidant? No one knows… Centered up row by row as if the itch has not been scratched. The dribble of a little glide will form. Don’t forget the powder of the babies, for that is the key to success!
Decipher that if you will.1
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 8, pp. 56, 76 – 432.
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To those in need,
THIS PROPHECY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: THE FLYING CAR, I WONDER ABOUT HIT AND RUNS!
Now I turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:
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1 I’m so rude.
S-Rev4169.1 – Purport: Yes, I know this is a short prophecy from the Son of James, but it holds a lot of truth. At times we can be rude to one another, this is true. And, at other times we can be nice to one another, this is also true. It all depends on the situation. I’m not sure how I feel on this one, for sometimes it’s necessary to be rude, and sometimes it’s just outright mean to be rude. So I’m asking you to beseech Willard on this one, and let his noctilucence warm your bosom.
That’s all I’ve got.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
Dear brothers and sisters,
I am back from yet another Willard Quest. The curse was lifted; now it’s back. Therefore, I shall have the time to write about my many haunted dreams.
There shall be more…
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 8, pp. 56, 76 – 432.
…
To those among us,
THIS PROPHECY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: QUANTUM JUMPING, PLEASE TAKE THAT FIRST JUMP INTO THE ANTIPODIC EXISTENCE, FOR IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE, APPARENTLY.
And now I turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:
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1 No, stop stop stop stop stop. No I can’t do it. No seriously, seriously don’t do it, Berry please don’t. I can’t do it either. I’m too scared now.
S-Rev459.1 – Purport: Don’t be afraid to try new things. We only live once. If you feel like you are going to have a panic attack because thoughts of trying something new scare you, then go seek help from the scriptures. This will distract your mind from its mental ailments and it will soothe your soul. When your soul is soothed, your mind will think clearly now that the rain is gone. You will start to understand that this new activity is nothing new at all. You will be at peace with yourself and you will have Willard’s blessing.
For that’s how he works.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
Dear brothers and sisters,
Right now my machine is making noises that I’ve never heard before. This could be a bad thing, but that’s beside the point.
Last night I slept in the Sanctum of Reverie and no Somniloquy Revelation manifested itself. However, as per usual, I had many a dream, and I quote:1
I saw a guy plummet to his death. He jumped off this cliff by the water. I was on top of the cliff in my wetsuit. For I knew in my heart I had flying-squirrel capabilities. So I jumped and let the wind take over. I soared through the sky w/ my squirrel wings bubbling. I was high in the sky, and I noticed that as I tilted down I was kind of able to descend closer to the water. Moments later I ended up at the Baby’s old house. I was hovering by the roof and my memory disconnected and I jumped…
(Notice: The term “jump” is a term I learned from Daniel the time traveler. Here I am using it in the context of jumping from one dream to the next.)
There were many more dreams that I wrote down. But as of now, I’m too lazy to write them down on this very important Web site. Maybe someday it will be posted under the Phantasmagorium category; just maybe.
Much was said, now I must leave.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
To the Neophiliacs,
Nothing new here, except for the fact that I didn’t get shut down.
Wish there were more.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
Dear brothers and sisters,
Due to “Unusual and Harmful Content Violations” this site is being shut down by the Internet Police. As of tomorrow The Parasomnial Order will be no more. For I am sad and well… very Angry! This is unfair and not right. There is no good reason for this and there is nothing I can do.
This is my final farewell.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!