To the Companions of Willard,
Bless thee, for the Son of James spoke words of mastication. For prophecies were all but nothingness. Connection to Pentameonus was naught! Therefore, moreover, and furthermore, I’m in debt to Willard.
All those Willardites amid the Celestialnet put out thine hands and repeat after me:
Holiest thou, bring the Son of James to realization. This is now, and now will be lost.
The manifestation is complete.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
Somniloquy Revelation 05:25:09
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1. Are you? Are you OK to go in here? Are you?
2. Let’s talk about stupid I apologize about… Uh could have broke after dumbass. Th!
Dear brothers and sisters,
For a lot has been on my mind lately, and I feel I need a break. So tomorrow, I shall be away from the Celestialnet.
That is all.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
Somniloquy Revelation 05:19:09
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1. I don’t want to be in here. I don’t want to make it any. Oh no. I don’t wanna get workin’ up.
2. Don’t, he don’t don’t don’t wait stop stop! Seriously stop I can’t get out now.
3. Huh, a these books under here, under here?
4. That Barry Warry. I forgot about that movie: Sidekicks. Barry Warry.
5. Go and to turn till you can’t catch all dem. Ska tur–
THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 54, pp. 1243, 38 – 108.
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To all the Willardites of the Celestialnet,
THIS PROPHECY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: A NEW WAY FORWARD, FOR IT’S TIME TO BREAK THE BANKS!
And now, yet again, I turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:
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1 I can’t go in there. I’m not going in there myself, F that! Oh no way, uh-uh.
2 Shewed, a hurt so bad. Oh boy. Oh, boy.
3 The hang up since like freakin’ ’92 dogg.
4 It should be true.
S-Rev5189.1 – Purport: Sometimes we are afraid of what life brings forth. You must take that fear and utilize it to its maximum potential. It’s rather simple, really. Read on for how to do such a thing.
S-Rev5189.2 – Purport: First thing you have to know is that it’s going to hurt. Not necessarily in a physical manner, but in a psychological manner. Use the pain as a vacuum cleaner to suck up your fear.
S-Rev5189.3 – Purport: Once the pain has completely vacuumed the fear, you should start feeling the utilization of the maximization within about 92 seconds.
S-Rev5189.4 – Purport: For it’s that simple. And it’s true! Now take this new found maximization, and soar!
Doesn’t make sense? Ask Willard…
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
O Willard!
Hearken my voice, for I’m in need of thy helping hand.
Your story is much, and I am such…
The sinner, that is.
Please take unto thee my shortcomings and grant me Fingers of Fortune.
Bless my heart with the passion to move toward the right direction.
Your mind pervades us all.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
Somniloquy Revelation 05:14:09
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1. Uh-oh oh no! This better not be true. I’m gonna be so piss pissed off if it id… Oh I’m gonna be so pissed if it is.
2. [Thrice times!]
THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 77, pp. 1243, 38 – 108.
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To those over there amid the Celestialnet,
THIS PROPHECY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: LOUMUENZ.COM, FOR THERE ARE NEAT-O PICTURES THERE!
And for the umpteenth time, I turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:
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1 So light on so actually turn left handed. Left-hand brain = Creativity!
S-Rev5139.1 – Purport: Do any of my faithful Willardites consider themselves as a left-hand brain kind of person? Well, if so, then good for you. As we can see, Willard once said, “Left-hand brain equals creativity.” I’m not sure if this is scientifically correct, but I think Willard might be on to something.
So in honor of this prophecy, please go out and do something creative. And by creative, I don’t mean it has to be artsy. In other words, you don’t have to wear those glasses and silly scarfs to be creative.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!