Bless thee, for the Son of James spoke words of mastication. For prophecies were all but nothingness. Connection to Pentameonus was naught! Therefore, moreover, and furthermore, I’m in debt to Willard.
All those Willardites amid the Celestialnet put out thine hands and repeat after me:
Holiest thou, bring the Son of James to realization. This is now, and now will be lost.
The manifestation is complete.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
THIS PROPHECY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: A NEW WAY FORWARD, FOR IT’S TIME TO BREAK THE BANKS!
And now, yet again, I turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:
1 I can’t go in there. I’m not going in there myself, F that! Oh no way, uh-uh.
2 Shewed, a hurt so bad. Oh boy. Oh, boy.
3 The hang up since like freakin’ ‘92 dogg.
4 It should be true.
S-Rev5189.1 – Purport: Sometimes we are afraid of what life brings forth. You must take that fear and utilize it to its maximum potential. It’s rather simple, really. Read on for how to do such a thing.
S-Rev5189.2 – Purport: First thing you have to know is that it’s going to hurt. Not necessarily in a physical manner, but in a psychological manner. Use the pain as a vacuum cleaner to suck up your fear.
S-Rev5189.3 – Purport: Once the pain has completely vacuumed the fear, you should start feeling the utilization of the maximization within about 92 seconds.
S-Rev5189.4 – Purport: For it’s that simple. And it’s true! Now take this new found maximization, and soar!
Doesn’t make sense? Ask Willard…
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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And for the umpteenth time, I turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:
1 So light on so actually turn left handed. Left-hand brain = Creativity!
S-Rev5139.1 – Purport: Do any of my faithful Willardites consider themselves as a left-hand brain kind of person? Well, if so, then good for you. As we can see, Willard once said, “Left-hand brain equals creativity.” I’m not sure if this is scientifically correct, but I think Willard might be on to something.
So in honor of this prophecy, please go out and do something creative. And by creative, I don’t mean it has to be artsy. In other words, you don’t have to wear those glasses and silly scarfs to be creative.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
