Somniloquy Revelation 06:21:09

June 21st, 2009 by Prophet Matthew James

Somniloquy Revelation 06:21:09

1. Is that last set.

2. Are you OK?

3. And your punishment?

4. Ahhhhhhhh stick. That says dick!

5. Not to the weah. Sounds like that mother fucker could go. Going down tonight, taking you in. Going down tonight. Midnight ride 1997 come on mother fucker!

6. That guy is the worst– has the worst set, so have ever put togever ever in life. That was the worst shit I’ve… set in, so I have to say, “How’s my horse too?” I can’t put that crap up. 

Mentation Report #218: Weeks Two & Three of Tnemyolp’me!

June 20th, 2009 by Prophet Matthew James

All Companions of Willard,

Behold, this was a silent fortnight!

Indeed.

Last night, Mahalalel’s spirit was witness, as the Son of James breathed.

Nothing manifested.

Hearken these words:

Bless those who live without Willard.

Bless those who know not of Pentameonus.

Bless those who seek where nothing shall be found.

For tomorrow is our only hope for prophecy.

Again. Observe. Repeat.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

Willard Says, “Freedom Is Leftovers”

June 14th, 2009 by Prophet Matthew James

All Praise The Elohim!

June 7th, 2009 by Prophet Matthew James

Somniloquy Revelation 06:07:09

June 7th, 2009 by Prophet Matthew James

Somniloquy Revelation 06:07:09

1. [Mystical Toot.] I am so dumb, I’m sorry. 

Willard Says, “Who Is Weston McTuney?”

June 6th, 2009 by Prophet Matthew James

Mentation Report #217: Week One of Tnemyolp’me!

June 6th, 2009 by Prophet Matthew James

To the Companions of Willard,

Due to the lifting of the Curse, I have been away from Willard’s Work for about a week. It will be like this for the rest of the summer. So be patient, for Willard has many glorious things in store for you.

Therefore tonight, (since it is the weekend) I shall prophesy many a wondrous things.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!