Somniloquy Revelation 08:25:09
1. Where is the other ones? I (don’t) think there is another one. Not that I remember, or recall. Or is there a top one?
2. That’s pretty cool. Now they-they got this thing. This fuckin’ thing is (going) to fall on me. And my surfboard is going to get stolen. I ain’t take-take my surfboard.
3. Arh, whr-whr. Um he’ been on the floor. He needs to hit him one more ahmah.
THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 4, pp. 345, 566 – 587.
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Companions of Willard,
THIS PROPHECY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: FIDDLER ON THE SUBWAY, FOR A BELL RANG BUT NO ONE SEEMED TO NOTICE!
Another day shall bring time, and I shall utilize that time to the best of my abilities, but so for now I turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:
1 Ahan torque. Tore. Workout hets’t. Co workout, in your co– outer core. Core. Look at that core!
S-Rev820.1 – Purport: These days working out seems to be very important. In those days, working out was just as important, but it wasn’t talked about like it is today.1 They just got their exorcise as they worked hard doing their many labors. Today we have to find time to workout, but, as we all know, that can be hard to do.2 So I would suggest that you walk as much as you can, and/or put a pull-up bar by your bathroom; that way, after every time you pee you can crank out five pull-ups.
That is all I have to say about that.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 154, pp. 3, 56 – 253.
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To those amid the Celestialnet,
THIS PROPHECY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: FREAK REVOLUTION, A BLOG PURPORTED TO BE RUN BY SELF-PROCLAIMED FREAKS!
I have yet to step outside today, but for now, I turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:
1 Are those half in the street? Where? I don’t even see that crap in the street anymore.
S-Rev817.1 – Purport: This prophecy is referring to one thing only, and that is, those among us on the streets. They look at us as we walk along the sidewalks. They size us up as they walk by. They choose to acknowledge us, or to ignore us. For they are our fellow travelers who will probably never know us. But the thing is, they are people, just like us, and they are not crap. How you treat them should be no different than how you treat your close personal friends. But that’s not always the case, we treat each person we know differently. This is because of our level of comfort with them. For example, Willard, he’s a friend I talk to almost every night. We can talk about almost anything, but I can’t talk about Elohim in a joking manner, because he will get butt-hurt. If I disrespect him, he will send me, literally, to hell and back. So, with that said, don’t call the people you see in the streets crap–even if they look like crap. They are human just like you an me.
Read carefully, heed earnestly, and repeat effortlessly.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
Somniloquy Revelation 08:16:09
1. Uh-oh, uh… The heck is that? What the heck is wrong with this place man? Oh my gosh!
2. Oh, what do you mean? Ibo think like a bower.
Somniloquy Revelation 08:03:09
1. Najadarth, were there really? No, serious joke, seriously? You gotta fuckin’ stupid doja drill in.
2. Dalbatghi! Oh wait how long? I doubt I just you guys eat I’ll charge El Gallito. I wont a–
3. Fuckin’ farm bergains video pah. Out san guy can’t grit be aut.
4 Poopercon. Open up airways for the baby’s’t. Now where’s this little kid? Brooke can help.
Somniloquy Revelation 08:02:09
1. I know what I’m doing I’m not stupid. Dang dude.
2. There’s different ones. (?) Oh man I didn’t know Bert had…
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