Important Update!

September 27th, 2009 by Prophet Matthew James

Dear brothers and sisters,

There is no important update. So click this link: http://www.iworkinrealitytv.com/2009/09/our-first-interview/ and read about the prophet in a whole new light.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

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Mentation Report #219: Two Months of Tnemyolp’me!

September 1st, 2009 by Prophet Matthew James

To those of you who manifest Willard through unconsciousness,

Labor day is an important day to all of us in America, for it is a day that most of us get off. And for me, that will be the day Willard Consciousness goes into hibernation. Lately my nightly reveries have been naught, for I’ve been watching too much TV, and Willard frowns upon that behavior. So if you are working on the holiday, make sure you don’t watch TV, because I know I won’t! Blessings to all.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

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