The Parasomnial Order: Bæyű!

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 4, pp. 36, 456 – 457.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 128.1

To the Willardites,

BROUGHT TO YOU BY: THE FIRST REAL TIME MACHINE, FOR WE ARE GETTING CLOSE!

And if it still hurts, travel back in time and fix it–and I quote:

1 [Mumbles] When it hits it to himself. Then a mossmo dick goes backwards, then it reverses through time, and then, a huge exploration. Awesome Bosom.

S-Rev128.1 – Purport: Here, Willard has found the key to time travel!

And that is all I have to say about that.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

Somniloquy Revelation 01:27:10

1. Uh-oh someone’s face is mangled. Uh-oh face off [Spit].

2. Mm-uh plane? That’s a nice two-soap(?). Now that’s money.

3. Ahh. Finally, finally, finally get to sit on something goddammit! Fuck! Jeez!

4. Apparently through the allume track. You know, extra dalue, hm. Valium, it’s like Valium, which is probably is not good for you.

Somniloquy Revelation 01:26:10

1. Um, listhen um, you uh would like to talk about? Um.

2. Nice. Thank you, A-hole!

3. You have a heart of gold.

Somniloquy Revelation 01:25:10

1. Hang on!

2. Huh. I don’t. Getting heavy now. Who would have thought? I don’t. Twinkle in my eye. You get your foot out of my twinkle.

3. If that’s not a commercial to get me going, I don’t know what is.

Somniloquy Revelation 01:24:10

1. Hey, where are you going? No.

2. Ha-ha-ho! What? What? What the fuck? How the fuck did you get on that thing? Are you kidding me? You fuckers are crazy… Someone’s gonna get butt fucked.

3. All the shift oh shit. Oh… Oh crap! Takebe can’t and your more. (?)

4. [Strange noises] It’s Michael Dunn right there. That’s funny. And it’s same face.

5. That’s disgusting. That’s like really bad. It’s like k’ulkins coat.

6. Chum dem chuenum!

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 4, pp. 345, 566 – 587.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 123.1-2

To the Willardites,

BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE PROPHET’S WORD OF THE DAY: LAUDABLE, FOR WE CAN ALL HEAR THAT IT’S PRAISEWORTHY!

Today, a slow day, but still a day indeed—and I quote:

1 Uh-Huh. So gross. Thank you.

2 It’s too skinny. It’s the, Era of Bones. She has no butt, no meat on her bones… (and what is you beat, up!)?

S-Rev123.1 – Purport: Um yes, things can be gross from time to time, but that is something we have to deal with and get used to. So when the time comes just say thank you. It’s as easy as that.

S-Rev123.2 – Purport: We are living in the Era of Bones where skin and bones prevail. It has become a problem, and there is nothing we can do about it. One thing we can try, is to encourage binge eating, but that doesn’t always seem to work. So just set an example of how important food is, and demonstrate how it nourishes and strengthens our bodies; for it’s the good that we need.

Very interesting indeed, so take heed, and believe.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 4, pp. 345, 566 – 587.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 122.1-2

To those amid the Celestialnet,

THIS PROPHECY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MACHIAVELLIAN INTELLIGENCE, FOR WE ALL NEED THIS INTELLIGENCE TO MAKE IT!

For it’s been awhile, and now the Son of James speaks—and I quote:

1 Ship! Uh-oh. Wait, don’t do it yet! Oh shoot.

2 Um-a-he-a. Elueh-eh-eh-hue. Be out of focus for five hours.

S-Rev122.1 – Purport: Anger, it’s a strong emotion, and most of the time anger leads to yelling. It’s hard to explain why we yell, but it’s something we humans do from time to time. We must let out this anger in a constructive and fulfilling manner. So when you feel the anger a brewing, just let it out in a manner that makes you–and those around you–feel OK.

S-Rev122.2 – Purport: One of the ways you can let out your anger is through song. It can be any song; a song you just made up. Hum it as loud as you can. Enjoy it for what it is. It will take the focus off the anger and you will feel much better.

These are the things that Willard taught to his people. Now we must teach them to our people.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

Somniloquy Revelation 01:21:10

1. Eldle do hoff. Oh please don’t. And die. I don’t wanna die.

2. Ah, is it really all that side? Bah.

3. I highly propetch I kill you woman. I kill you, I’ll kill you I’ll kill your mother. I said it. I said it. I said it. I said and I said it which I meant.

4. Um-hm, are you serious? Just dropped her head off.

Somniloquy Revelation 01:13:10

1. I’ll take it both and both now done… Hm-hm.

2. Now wait now look, this is very intricate I mean, really uh.

3. Wait what? She was raped?

Somniloquy Revelation 01:08:10

1. Hey please Don’t!

2. Oh! Ouch. I need help. I would have broken it. I would have broken my feet. That would have killed me.