THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.
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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 1124.1-2
To all among me,
This prophecy is brought to you by: The Ascension, for it’s coming real soon!
Take heed, for you will be enlightened—and I quote:
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1 How did I do that? How do I live(?) that? What do they do? I don’t get it. What does that mean mom?… What?
2 A when we had Gingers in hand.
S-Rev11248.1 – Purport: The questions “how” and “what” are a very important questions in Willard Consciousness because they help us find meaning to our everyday life. Usually, we ask our mothers first, and if they don’t know the answers to our questions we move on to the next potential holder of wisdom. That potential holder of wisdom should be Willard, but most don’t even know who he is. The real point here is to ask questions to anybody, and if they give you answers you don’t like, then move on to the next person.
S-Rev11248.2 – Purport: If you find yourself with Gingers in hand I would suggest you run to the restroom and try to wash them off. If they don’t wash off, then it’s a sign. The meaning of this sign is uncertain. One must find out the meaning for themselves.
This was not much, therefore go thy way.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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