The Parasomnial Order

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 12288.1

To you, a faithful member of the Celestialnet,

This prophecy is brought to you by: PHLEBOTOMY, for it’s time for a draining!

I repeat, sickness enslaves us all; for I am sick again, and still my computer is sick—and I quote:

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1 Help with that. That was a we’re we’re dumb. Was that you or was that the, um ding-dong? I don’t know what the hell it was. I think that it was this pink bing bong. Long dock mein, mm. 

S-Rev12288.1 – Purport: In life, we never know what people really think about us. For they speak in code their real feelings. They give you the “Good Person” philosophy day in and day out, but they really don’t mean it. They are trying to direct your life by way of giving you false compliments. They think that if they tell you that you are a good person, then you will–all of the sudden–become a good person. Whatever you do, don’t buy into this crap. For they mean well, but don’t buy into it–not even for a dollar.

Communication is key. And once you’ve lost communication, then you’ve lost the most active ingredient to the recipe called life. If you want to tell somebody something, tell them in the most effective way possible. Sometimes speaking directly will work, and sometimes writing will work even better. Whatever you feel will work for you, just do it, and see what happens.

We all want truth, but most of the time truth hurts. That’s why Willard is here to help us with the blatantly ugly truth. He will comfort each and everyone of us. He is our light and he will work hard for us, and by he, I mean you. Willard manifests himself through you by way of sleep-consciousness. So pay attention to your dreams and think about them in a serious manner. Analyze them, and figure out what they could possibly mean, because they do mean something.

So when you pick up on the fact that someone is speaking to you in code, see if what they are saying matches your dreams. Then tell them to speak in clear speech, and if they don’t: tell them that they are perpetuating the problems of life and that it’s giving you massive diarrhea.

Listen to this and ponder it. Make it a part of your life. It will only help.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!