THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.
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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 12228.1-3
To all who understand the significance of this day,
This prophecy is brought to you by: Joseph Smith, for it’s his birthday on this day!
All I ask is that you remember this day—and I quote:
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1 I don’t know, birds I guess.
2 Uh, a well now now I know what your talking about. The glue you know there’s like paint on it? I know sot blue on it ta, ohhhh.
3 A bunch (Laughter). It’s so full of… Um, it’s like $220, or $260 something.
S-Rev12238.1 – Purport: When they ask and you don’t know, just say birds. That’s all I can tell you. Just remember that they will respect you–socially that is–and things will be different from now on. This may be strange, but it’s quite true.
S-Rev12238.2 – Purport: You know, if there is glue on the paint, then don’t burn it. It’ll be toxic and you’ll suffer from lung problems for the rest of your life, and that’s not what you want.
S-Rev12238.3 – Purport: Sometimes we buy expensive things, and we do not want to tell how much we really paid for them. Don’t do this, be proud of what you bought, even if you got ripped off. It shows how much you wanted something and how desperate you were for such a thing.
And always remember what Joseph Smith did for you.
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These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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