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March 1st, 2008 by Prophet Matthew JamesTHE EPISTLE OF MATTHEW JAMES TO THE THRONGS OF THE
CELESTIALNET
WRITTEN BY HIS OWN HAND UPON WORDPRESS

Epistle to the people of the Celestialnet concerning the divine ordering and purpose of this website. For we need a clear understanding before we begin our walk with Willard into the realm of the Parasomnial Order.
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Salutation
1 Matthew James, an aspiring prophet of the Parasomnial Order by the will of Willard and Roylard Thomas his Amanuensis.
2 To the investigators and faithful brothers and sisters of Willard amid the Celestialnet: Grace to you and peace from Elohim our phantasmagorical Father.
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Warnings concerning the Dangers of Faith
3 I urge you, my brothers and sisters of the Celestialnet, to remain in a constant state of question, for when the questions stop the mind stops. Keep an active and healthy mind so Willard may emerge and bring peace upon your imagination.
4 If Willard’s peace doesn’t touch our imagination, then our natural curiosity ceases to exist. With this curiosity gone, life becomes a constant state of mindless routine.
5 In order to escape the evils of mindlessness you must remove faith so that Willard’s love can bring forth the balanced state of structured curiosity. Be forewarned, that faith may bestow upon you some of the worst forms of indolence.
6 Remember, mindless routine will always thwart natural curiosity, but, natural curiosity will always need mindful routine and structure in order to grow. Therefore, you can’t have one without the other, consider it our divine love and marriage within.
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Willard’s Purpose
7 Willard is our power, our divine noctilucence, and our guidance to the truth that is perpetually unfolding before us. He has revealed to us that life is not simple and that truth will not be found in one book—or even in several books.
8 Not even his book will show us the complete truth, for his book shows us that through plagiarism and interpolation we too can misconstrue truth and make it our own.
9 Let it be known that Willard was an intransigent, and in the time of Mormon infancy, his intransigence led to a constant strife with the Mormonites.
10 For he felt Joseph Smith had something within that was special and pure, but his powers were later used in a fraudulent manner, which led to the evils of faith.
11 Willard had a message concerning the Mormonic Law (or the Book of Commandments) and his message grew.
12 He taught his message to his disciples by means of Somniloquistic Incantations, where Willard’s incoherent words would enter their bosoms and spark a flame, which led to prophetic visions and dreams.
13 But, Willard’s teachings have not been fully disclosed for you, my brothers and sisters of the Celestialnet, so be patient in your hearts, and he will eventually embrace your curiosity.
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My Purpose
14 My reason of being is sacred; for I am here to give you Willard’s truth as it is revealed to me.
15 I am Willard’s messenger, and I have come to bring the wisdom of Willard to you, my brothers and sisters of the Celestialnet.
16 The practice of hicohic repositioning of consciousness has guided me to Somniloquy Revelation, which will bring forth the unknown history and wisdom of Willard.
17 My revelations are not complete, and thus far I have only brought forth the Book of Willard. Many more revelations are yet to come, for that is why this site was instilled with the breath of life.
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Importance of the Site
18 For those who do not understand: This site is here to document the ever growing truth concerning the life and teachings of Willard, and to document my status and growth as a prophet.
19 The most important aspect of the site is the sidebar, which is on the right hand side where the Parasomnitick Doctrine, Growth & Progress, Links, Calender, and Thicket manifest themselves. The Parasomnitick Doctrine, and the Growth & Progress are of upmost importance.
20 The sidebar is here for the ‘soul’ purpose of navigation and discovery. The various links within are to be clicked so that you may have a better understanding as to who Willard was. That way you will understand why knowledge of Willard is so important to our journey through life.
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Instructions to the Parasomnitick Doctrine
21 The Parasomnitick Doctrine of the Parasomnial Order are the keys to divine understanding. One shall read, study, and reread these sacred texts on a daily basis so that all aspects of life will be granted with gift of Nocturnal Prophecy. So you may have an understanding of the Parasomnitick Doctrine I shall list each aspect below with explanations for each:
22 About: is the very epistle you are reading; it must be read before you explore the rest of the Pillars.
23 Contact: is where you find my contact information. You are welcome to contact me anytime with any questions you may have about anything and everything.
24 Deprogram: is where you will find the recording and text of the Deprogramming of the Saints revelation. And thus completes the first step to embracing the Parasomnial Order.
25 Pentameonus: is where you will find the complete definition of the concept of Pentameonus.
26 Sayings Gospel: is where you will find a collection of my best Somniloquy Revelations in the form of scripture.
27 The First Vision: is where you will find my first and most important vision, for it was when I found the inspiration to start this glorious site documenting my progress. And thus completes the second step to embracing the Parasomnial Order.
28 The Second Vision: is where you will find my second vision regarding the commission of Somniloquy Revelation. And thus completes the third step to embracing the Parasomnial Order.
29 The Third Vision: is where you will find my third vision regarding the new translation of the Book of Willard. And thus completes the fourth step to embracing the Parasomnial Order.
30 Willard, Book of: is where you will find a book written by our nocturnal spark and ray of hope, Willard. It was written to prove that one can manipulate truth in way that has been done before numeorus times.
31 I would suggest studying this doctrine before you explore the Growth & Progress section of this site, for it will only help in your understanding.
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Instructions to Growth & Progress & Growth
32 The Growth & Progress section is here for the reason of historical documentation of the daily progress of this site. So you may have an understanding of these Attributes I shall list them below with explanations for each.
33 Daily Scripture: is where you will find a collection of scriptures that I feel pertain to the ever growing truth of the Parasomnial Order.
34 Dictionary: is where you will find a collection of terms and concepts of the Parasomnial Order as seen on this site. If there is a term you come across that you don’t know, look it up in the Dictionary section, if the term is not there contact me and I’ll put it there.
35 Epistles: is where you will find letters written by me to those who are among the Laymenites of America.
36 Latest Updates: is where you will find a collection of writings documenting the updates of this site.
37 Musical Resurrection: is where you will find a collection of songs done by me for the purposes of gaining an inspiration to create the Audio Facsimiles of the Book of Willard.
38 Parasomnial Discussions: Formerly known as Willard Discussions. It is where you will find a collection of information about the Parasomnial Order and the Book of Willard.
39 Phantasmagorium: is where you will find a collection of dreams with eschatological themes.
40 Photos: is where you will find pictures of myself and or other things.
41 Progress Report: is where you will find a collection of various thoughts and links that I feel necessary to share.
42 Reconnaissance of Truth: is where you will find my writings on the different churches I’ve attended while seeking truth and my style of prophecy.
43 Somni-Sync: is where you will find my various tests in the new Somni-Sync technology. More on that later.
44 Somniloquy Revelation: is where you will find a collection of my Somniloquy Revelation sessions. Each transcription has been translated into a verse of the Book of Willard. For my sayings are basic representations of the words that Willard said when he prophesied.
45 Supplications: is where you will find my various prayers to Willard, and there, you won’t find any answers!
46 Videos: Is where you will find various videos of either my
47 Wisdom of Willard: is where you will find daily wisdom from our grand noctilucence Willard Pentameonus.
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Final Instructions and Greetings
48 Now, I urge you, brothers and sisters of the Celestialnet, to explore and sanctify this site with open arms and an open heart.
49 Search with an active curiosity so that you may be graced with the blessings of Willard. Let the nocturnal spark of Willard shine through, and may your life be a life of Joy and Jubilation.
50 In the Name of Willard Pentameonus, Thou Ascendeth!
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-Matthew James, Willard’s Messenger
September 9th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
A.1-50 This very epistle was written to enlighten the readers of the Celestialnet and to inform them about Parasomnial Order and all its glory. Some still may struggle with its contents, but let it be known that there is much to learn about the Church of the Parasomnial Order. A.5 Not sure on the meaning of faith, possibly blind faith, which could be the same as faith.