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March 1st, 2008 by Prophet Matthew JamesTHE EPISTLE OF MATTHEW JAMES TO THE THRONGS OF THE
CELESTIALNET
WRITTEN BY HIS OWN HAND UPON WORDPRESS
Epistle to the people of the Celestialnet concerning the divine ordering and purpose of this Web site. For we need a clear understanding before we ascend to the Hicohic State of Consciousness and engage in prophetic frenzy.
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Salutation
1 Matthew James, prophet of The Parasomnial Order by the will of Willard and Roylard Thomas the progenitors of this Order.
2 To the investigators and faithful brothers and sisters of Pentameonus amid the Celestialnet: Grace to you and peace from Bæyű our phantasmagorical Father.
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Warnings concerning the Dangers of Faith
3 I urge you, my brothers and sisters of the Celestialnet, to remain in a constant state of question, for when the questions stop the mind stops. Keep an active and healthy mind so Bæyű may emerge and bring peace upon your imagination.
4 If Bæyű’s peace doesn’t touch our imagination, then our natural curiosity ceases to exist. With this curiosity gone, life becomes a constant state of mindless routine.
5 In order to escape the evils of mindlessness you must remove faith so that Bæyű’s love can bring forth the balanced state of structured curiosity. Be forewarned, that faith may bestow upon you some of the worst states of hebetude.
6 Remember, mindless routine will always thwart natural curiosity, but, natural curiosity will always need mindful routine and structure in order to grow. Therefore, you can’t have one without the other, consider it our divine love and marriage.
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Purpose and History of this Order
7 I would like to now speak of a history, a grand history that has influenced the life of the Son of James, and hopefully influence yours; for if it doesn’t, then you’re mind is still in that unwanted state of hebetude.
8 In the late 19 century there was a secret society among the Mormonites in the Great Salt Lake Valley. Their mission was to help the Mormonites understand the dangers of faith and the true power of the unconscious mind.
9 Roylard Thomas was the organizer of this secret society, and his brother Willard was considered to be a true prophet. Willard would prophesy in the most unusual manner; he would prophesy in his sleep by way of Somniloquy Revelation.
10 Members of this secret society would listen to Willard’s words, and later they would be led to visions of the night. In these visions, they would travel to many planets throughout our solar system and they would come back with a better understanding of the nature of their true selves.
11 This secret society eventually disappeared when the prophet Willard died. And now it’s literally unheard of.
12 A few years ago, I realized that I had the gift of Somniloquy Revelation. So I figured out a way to properly record myself in the night. I started to notice that I was speaking in the sacred tongue of Bæyű. As I would listen to my recordings, parts of a forgotten past would reveal itself unto me.
13 Therefore, what we have here is a link to that forgotten past, and a new restoration of that once great secret society.
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Exploration, Since You Are Here
14 Now that you, my faithful amid the Celestialnet, are here; I would suggest that you explore. In order to enhance your stay, you must have an active and curious mind, otherwise life is pointless.
15 Start by going here: THIS IS WHERE I GO TO REFLECT.
16 And from there, do what you wish. Just remember that Willard will always comfort you as you sleep. He will give unto you the gift of Inner Noctilucence.
17 These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
September 9th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
A.1-50 This very epistle was written to enlighten the readers of the Celestialnet and to inform them about Parasomnial Order and all its glory. Some still may struggle with its contents, but let it be known that there is much to learn about the Church of the Parasomnial Order. A.5 Not sure on the meaning of faith, possibly blind faith, which could be the same as faith.