The Parasomnial Order: Bæyű!

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 10198.1-2

To myself and those watching,

This prophecy is brought to you by: Procrastination, for I’ll just do it tomorrow!

Here and near—and I quote:

1 Don’t shut the door, please. Please don’t!

2 Mm-mm. I am not per-touchin’ that. It’s almost ta was it with the light one-one is.

S-Rev10198.1 – Purport: While in Willard Consciousness we almost always want the door open. If somebody shuts it, just tell ‘em, “Don’t shut the door,” and–for the most part–they will do as you command. But, if they don’t, I wouldn’t worry about it, because sometimes having the door shut is a good thing. That way people won’t intrude and ruin your pleasant personal thoughts.

S-Rev10198.2 – Purport: Moreover, in Willard Consciousness we encounter things we do not want to per-touch. For when we per-touch, we actually access the mega database of our life, which will give us insight on the progress of our growth. While accessing this database we may become overwhelmed with the information that Willard gives us. That is why we say, “I’m not per-touching that!” Remember, sometimes we have to touch that database. This way, we can grow into the human form that we want to become. It’s tough, but we must do it, sometime!

If thinking gets you into trouble, then don’t think!

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!