The Parasomnial Order: Bæyű!

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 6238.1-2

Brothers and sisters of the Celestialnet,

This prophecy is brought to you by nothing!

Some say Willard was a ghost; I say he was a man—and I quote:

1 Hey wait wait wait! Is this… is this boom attached? Mmm… Yeah.

2 How is the… I don’t want want to make bring a mutt’s-a-maspace we exit em’ bunch of bare for your feet Marshall.

S-Rev6238.1 – Purport: Willard said, “Wait,” and asked a question. Then Mahalalel answered with an answer. In Willard Consciousness we all have our inner boom mics that record the audio of our daily life. Just picture it above your head at all times, for it is recording your every word. Now when you go back and listen to what was said during the day, please listen with a careful heart. We always want to better ourselves and our lives, therefore, we must change our ways accordingly.

S-Rev6238.2 – Purport: Marshall came down from Willard-heaven without his shoes on, and he didn’t want to bring mutt’s-a-mahspace. Why? Because he was selfish. Being selfish leads to a lonely life. If we don’t share our mutt’s-a-mahspaces then that means we are closed for business, and that’s not what the universe wants.

Think long and hard about these prophecies and learn in the ways of Willard.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!