“Matthew James has returned from the insanity of working on a scumbag reality show. Moving on…I am writing to tell you that there are no new updates yet. Seeing that no one reads this I find it hard to give you gold when there is no you! Now, to make things clear I have declared that I will not work as a PA anymore for reasons of it’s gay. This may seem weird but for me its not but now you must bear with me, I now have a lot of time on my hands for this page in which I will go searching for my best sleep talks and post the best of the best and put all my old music up for no one to listen to. My sentences are hard to read now. I think I shall go back and make them more readable but I won’t. I don’t have time anymore and remember don’t do drugs!”

Interesting, I must say. It appears as thought Matthew James partook in some illegal substances. For this is not true. This post was a result of sleep deprivation and madness-Richard Bushwoman