The Parasomnial Order

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 3139.1-2

This is for you, those with slightly ginger tresses of unwashed doom,

This prophecy is brought to you by: The Born Again Atheist, for this is too much!

Now let the Son of James speaketh—and I quote:

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1 Hey bay-hay, hey. [And the Son of James stands up, in fear that a false Willard may have come to haunt his dreams. Always remember that false Willard's are out there to get you.]

2 Tie-yah critter, lil’ critter.

S-Rev3139.1 – Purport: Now this is important, for the Son of James stood up for something that will change the future of the Parasomnial Order. He stood up in honor of the grand revelation that took place last night. His thanks goes out to The Other One and I Said My Name!

S-Rev3139.2 – Purport: In sleep, our bodies come into contact with many different types of critters. Some may crawl in places where you don’t even know you have places, and they’ll cause a very painful, yet somehow satisfying itch. It is important that you wash your sheets frequently with warm water.

Now that it’s been said, you must move forward.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!