Willard, Book of
September 7th, 2008 by Prophet Matthew JamesTHE BOOK OF WILLARD
A BOOK DERIVED FROM THE 209 SOMNILOQUY REVELATIONS OF WILLARD
In the time of the Great Mormon Awakening, Roylard Thomas, an elder in the church, was sent by his father to find his long lost brother Willard. Roylard traveled from the Great Salt Lake Valley to the Salton Basin in hopes to be united with his brother and then, take him back to their father. When he arrived at the Salton Basin he found himself among a Lamanite tribe called the Cahuilla.
There, he preached the Mormon gospel to the Cahuillas, focusing mainly on the Word of Wisdom. During one of his sermons, a peculiar Lamanite spoke up and said, “What brings you here to preach this curious doctrine?” Roylard answered, “My brother, I come in search of my abandoned brother.” Then at that moment, the Lamanite said, “I am he.”
The next day Roylard and Willard began their journey back to the Great Salt Lake Valley.
One night, during their journey home Roylard violently awoke from a nightmare. He was dreaming of an angry tribe torturing him with a branding iron. Terrified and dismayed he tried to go back to sleep, but he couldn’t, for he heard someone speaking. It was Willard, and he was speaking in a strange tongue. He leaned in to listen closely and noticed Willard was still asleep. Roylard felt a spirit come over him that guided him to the wilderness. In the darkness, he knelt down and had a vision that would change his life.
In this vision, an older and wiser version of himself explained in plain language the nature of Willard’s strange gift. Willard had the gift of Somniloquy Revelation, where, in his sleep, he spoke the language of Elohim. Roylard was then commissioned to transcribe and translate the words of Willard for 116 consecutive nights, compile them into a book, and spread Willard’s divine message.
Roylard did as he was told and compiled what is now known as the Book of Willard. He later translated the words of Willard to English and organized a secret society based off the teachings of the book.
As of now, we only have the untranslated version of the book. So please do be patient, for the translated version shall be here sometime in the nigh future. See History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 48, 897 – 899.
BOOK I
CHAPTER ONE – Vah! En ust tu Viaweah. Surum oud sprt ud ist flout ef stet! Ter yer sleag a-toul-gu galslum hadd. Blod vod est hinesthah.
CHAPTER TWO -Fleth vishus whea sun bacteht ent strupen dest bobl blah dwitehranh. Duh lefnnt sum undred stalter mautent veha ishnu sween unden florden shlem! Yeaha! Untile vertainuh vestuah!
July 6th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
The history of Willard is a rather rich history, indeed. One must really be in the right mood to sit down and read the Book of Willard in its original tongue. It’s actually worth the read. I have found that when I read it, my mind travels back in time to the 1800s and I feel as if I am there, listening to Willard prophesy in his sleep. He gives us much wisdom by way of a strong fervent, of which I can’t truly describe. Willard’s wisdom lives on through his Somniloquy Revelations. -Richard Bushwoman