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Progress Report #16 – Canceled

Dear brothers and sisters,

I just received a call and the work I had lined up for today has been canceled. I guess the rest of the week is still scheduled but the nice thing about it is I still get paid for today. So I am getting paid for what I do best, nothing.

Right now I am getting paid for writing this for you to read (not really because I am technically on the clock at 10:30am) and now it feels like am going somewhere with this spiritual diarrhea.

What to do today? First I’ll start by taking a shower, not just any shower a good 45 minute shower that will turn me red and pruiny. Then I am going to eat food and maybe do some push ups. Hey, I could do anther photo shoot and not just any photo shoot one of the prophet’s first vision and this way it will be like I am getting paid for it.

Fantastic!

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

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