The Parasomnial Order: Bæyű!

THE PARASOMNIAL DICTIONARY

PREFACE

This dictionary has been designed by the Prophet Matthew James to provide the people seeking Truth with a collection of definitions and explanations of the concepts that are in association with The Parasomnial Order. It is based upon the septiteuchal text, supplemented by information from the other books of scripture accepted as standard works by The the Parasomnial Order. Many of the concepts have been taken from the best available scholarship of the world of Parasomnia and are subject to reevaluation based on new research and/or Somniloquy Revelation. The topics are selected on a daily basis and are treated briefly. If more information is desired, one should comment in the comments section below.¹

Also, in reading the material on this Web site, be very certain that you never go past a word you don’t know, or one that you don’t fully understand. The only reason a person gives up on life, or becomes confused or unable to learn, is because they are lazy, and did not take the time to understand or comprehend the full meaning of a word.²

1. Courtesy of Book of Mormon Dictionary. [↩]
2. Courtesy of L. Ron Hubbard. [↩]

Abraham, Book of. A book translated by Joseph Smith in 1835 from ancient Egyptian papyrus purported to be an account of Abraham, written by his own hand. Also, Roylard Thomas used it as a source for the Book of the Endless.

Apocryphal Idols. There where many different Apocryphal Idols in the 19th Century that the people generally worshiped; e.g., in America the chief abstractions of worship were the Jehovah’s Witness Watchtower-God, Christian Science Bible-Healing-God, and the Seventh Day Adventist Saturday-God. In the Great Salt Lake Valley, the abstractions of worship were the Mormon Gods of the Godhead, which included; God of Eternal-Father, God of Jesus-Christ, and God of Holy-Ghost (Will. 1:5-6).

Akasha. The term comes from the ancient Sanskrit language which means aether. Aether is one of the 5 classical elements that Aristotle called quintessence; which is defined as the pure atmosphere or the extension of the heavenly skies where Willard, Elohim, Oleahah, and the Holy Wraith (The Divine Quadrivalence or Akashaic Tetravalance) await for unconscious communication by way of Parasomnitick Worship.

Akashic Records. A collection of mystical knowledge that is stored in a non-physical realm called Akasha, sometimes referred to as the Universal Wang. Basically, every thing that happens in the past, present, or future is recorded and filed on an ‘astral computer,’ e.g., all feelings, thoughts, actions, and events (similar to the Al-Lauh Al-Mahfoodh).

Antipodic Existence. The universe unseen by conscious humans. For it is the opposite of our universe as we know it. Roylard tought that we travel to this existence in our sleep, and that we do so to prepare for death. It was believed that one who remembered their dreams would eventually physically go to their dream worlds and live in accordance to the laws of that world.

Arrish. A word derived from the language of Bæyű whose meaning is taken by interpretation from the Wisdom of Willard. Meaning: A complicated complex dingdong.

Bæyű. According to the Book of Willard, Bæyű was the greater consciousness of Sophia (Lady Wisdom, Creator of the Material Universe). Together they created–from Outer Darkness–a band of Antegods. There were twelve pairs of these superlative Antegods, and two were cast out for treachery. Elohim and Zenos were those two, and they are the ones responsible for creating this monstrosity called earth. Bæyű is the consciousness of all Antegods, and he speaks truth to us every night by way of dreams and/or somniloquy. He is the essence of our Inner Noctilucence, and is what once was.

Børge. Willard’s right hand man who assisted in dream interpretation, for when the people were granted that divine spark they dreamed dreams of glory, but could not understand the meaning. Børge was a master dream interpreter and led the people to salvation. He was an immigrant from Norway.  He moved to the states after he converted to Mormonism. Later he found Willard and joined the Parasomnial Order and helped others through the deprogramming process.

Celestialnet. This very Internet is the Celestialnet. Everybody who is connected to the internet has access to the Celestialnet. One must be spiritual in their way of Internet activity in order to truly be apart of the Celestialnet. Seek Willard and you shall find wisdom within the Celestialnet.

Christian Interpretations of the Sword. During the beginning stages of Roylard Thomas’s secret society, a pamphlet called Christian Interpretations of the Sword was being handed out by a local homeless philosopher. The intended purpose of this pamphlet was to spread the idea of a universal truth by the ‘real’ christian interpretation of the bible. This philosopher referred to himself as Higgins the Evangelical Enthusiast Extraordinaire; others called him Higgins the Madman. His ideas somehow made the word of Willard known throughout the county.

Darbbuhlorn. This appears to be the anagrammatic version of the name L. Ron Hubbard. It was first seen in the first translation of the Book of Willard, where three virgins and a homosexual were put to the alter for sacrifice. They were the children of Coriumtes who was the son of Darbbuhlorn.

Elohim. Hebrew term for God. When Joseph Smith was learning Hebrew, he learned this very word. He learned that it was plural, which triggered his curious thoughts to think of God in a whole new light, or lights! Thus, the Book of Abraham was written, of which is my favorite book in the Pearl of Great Price. 

Godhead. According to Mormon theology, the Godhead refers to the supreme Governors of the universe and the Fathers of mankind. There are three separate personages (gods) in the Godhead: God of Eternal-Father, God of Jesus-Christ, and God of Holy-Ghost, i.e., Apocryphal Idols. From Joseph Smith we learn that God of Eternal-Father and God of Jesus-Christ have tangible bodies of flesh and bone, and that the God of Holy-Ghost is of a spirit without flesh and bone.

Gods of Phantasmagoria. According to Willard, the Gods of Phantasmagoria are the Gods we all worship today. Be it Allah, Krishna, JHVH, YHWH, Baal, Horus, Jesus, and etc. for they are all perceived as personages of our imagination. Therefore we are not to worship them since they do not exist. Willard taught that the only correct form of worship was the unconscious worship of the Parasomnial Order, which was done during REM sleep.

Greater Companion. The Greater Companion usually is referring to the higher self. For when one practices Parasomnitick Worship their goal is to meet their Greater Companion through dream revelation. The Greater Companion knows all that is good for you. When meeting him for the first time the feeling of ecstasy shall take over for a moment and you will be in true Willard Consciousness.

Hicohic-Realm. Is a place you go while in the Hicohic State of Consciousness, which is the transitory state from waking life to sleeping life, or vice versa. While in this state of consciousness, we most often hear visions of prophetic proportions and see auditory trajectories of mass intrusion. It’s a strange and wonderful place; for it’s sacred. We must learn to cherish our experiences there and take to heart what we learn from these experiences. This will make our daily lives that much more meaningful. The rituals of Parasomnitick Worship help us to achieve this state of consciousness, and when we achieve this state of consciousness, we slowly unlock the mysteries of the true nature of Willard, for that is what brings us our Inner Lightness.

Higgins the Madman. A homeless philosopher who wrote a pamphlet called Christian Interpretations of the Sword. The intended purpose of this pamphlet was to spread the idea of a universal truth by the ‘real’ christian interpretation of the bible. He referred to himself as Higgins the Evangelical Enthusiast Extraordinaire; others called him Higgins the Madman. He usually preached his ideas in front of the Old Man’s General Store where many could hear. Roylard had many confusing encounters with him, which eventually shaped the philosophy of the Parasomnial Order.

Ham, Curse of. Early Jewish interpretations taught that Ham had fornicated while on the ark, and his punishment was a darkening of skin. In Willard Consciousness, the Curse of Ham has a completely different connotation. It is usually associated with a lack of dream recall when all is blackness. This is how Willard described it. He taught that one should try to remember at least one dream a night, which was said to help with finding our Inner Lightness.

Inner Lightness. It’s almost like inner peace, but it’s much more. It’s a place, but not a place you’ve ever seen or heard of. It’s what we strive for day to day. It’s how we live our lives, and we must prepare. We prepare by way of being ordained in the Priestcraft and conducting the practices of Parasomnitick Worship on a regular basis.