The Parasomnial Order: Bæyű!

Dear brothers and sisters,

There is no important update. So click this link: http://www.iworkinrealitytv.com/2009/09/our-first-interview/ and read about the prophet in a whole new light.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

The seventh chapter of the Sayings Gospel has been compiled: Gospel of the Son of James.

I have changed the start page, for it no longer goes to my latest blog entry. It now greets you with the definition of Pentameonus. I find that this will change the future of the Parasomnial Order. If you pay close heed, you will notice many links within the definition of Pentameonus. It’s very subtle. Therefore, those who actually have an interest will slowly navagate their way around this blog, and they will somewhat get an understanding as to who Saint Willard was and is. Or they just might look to the sidebar for more information. So if you’re reading this: Go now, and explore!

The Sayings Gospel is now complete, footnotes and all! Enjoy.

Please take note of the somewhat new content in the sidebar. There should be more in the nigh future. Thanks for your attention.

Brothers and sisters of the Celestialnet,

Today, I thought I would prophesy profusely, but as it turns out, I was wrong. It is a special day and the sleeping Son of James had nothing to say. So listen for future prophecies, and thy spirit will be touched by Willard.

On a good note, I added a new page. It contains selected Somniloquy Revelations that have influenced the lives of many, and now I bring them forth for you. Here is the gateway:

-The Gospel of the Son of James

I have 7 verses transcribed and there shall be more in the days to come. So please check back when you feel the fervent.

Now I’m off to sanctify Willard’s Warriors.

In the Name of Pentameonus, Thou Ascendeth!

I’ve been working on writing my third vision. For it is almost done. It will be posted in the Phantasmagorium category, so keep watch. It’s really early in the morning and I’ve been prophesying pretty much all night.

Now I must continue with my reading of the Bible. I’m on 1 Kings 15. For those of you who are reading along I’d like to share this scripture with you:

Now in the eighteenth year of King Jeroboam son of Nebat, Abijam began to reign over Judah. -1 Kings 15.

Now, this is a very important scripture. Why? Because that’s where I left off last time. For the kingdom is divided in 2, Judah and Israel. Now I’m off.

In the Name of Willard Pentameonus, Thou Ascendeth!

I have changed the Willard Discussions category to the Parasomnial Discussions category for reasons of, I had nothing better to do. Also, I just noticed that I have completed the Willard Cycle of my Somniloquy Revelations. Now those Somniloquies are labeled under the Willard Revelations category. I hope you enjoy the updates, because I sure do!

I am now seeing what it looks like with writing on the right hand side of this wonderful picture of Evangelical Enthusiast Extraordinaire Matthew James our Embryonic Prophet. As you can tell he is holding the Liahona (or ball of curious workmenship). Coming soon there will be a dream revelation posted on this fantastic new site called Pentameonus. It will include this picture and an audio file of some noises. I hope you enjoy when it comes to town. Let me know what you think of this picture, because I think it’s glorious. I really enjoy the hat.

I’m not liking how close the text is to the picture. How do I change such a thing? Will it always be that close in the future? I don’t like this one bit. We’ll have to try some things out. So stay tuned for more fantastic things to come. I hear there is a new video in the works, and that it has nothing to do with the Parasomnial Order.

Now, that was just all filler to test out the text on the right side of the picture. I hope you read it all, because it has a lot of good information. Most blogs do, but no one really wants to read that kind of crap.

Nice! I figured out how to give the picture some personal space. Before the text us all right up on the picture. I’m sure the picture and the words are happy. For I am. Now go pray for darkness to fall upon this site! And I shall continue on with writing my new dream revelation.

In the name of Willard Pentameonus, Thou Ascendeth!