The Parasomnial Order: Bæyű!

Now I’m not sure if I mentioned this before, but the Church Inquisition category has been updated. I recently got the footnote plugin to work, so now you can read all the footnotes with ease.  My latest entry is about City Church and all its glory. If you’re really bored I would suggest a perusal; for it will change your life! May Elohim be with you on this day.

In the Name of Willard Pentameonus, Thou Ascendeth!

Welcome, people of the Celestialnet!

It’s time to turn over a new leaf and start things off right. Here at the new domain of Pentameonus we invite you, the people of the Celestialnet, to get involved with the new updates that are in the process of being updated. So first things first, we must say a few words in honor of the old domain SnagleSnatch:

Inside insight one could almost see into the future, right?

As for tonight, the future holds promise for a new organ ionization.

For once, it has shifted paradigms!

Under a new name anointed by the Son of James,

And by the power of the Willardek Priestcraft,

I, Pentamoenus, shall bring forth change unto all people of the Celestialnet.

O hear my words trickle down to the bottom while the note hits the brown (4-9hz).

For time is now, to decipher the life of the Son of James!

Praise Tnemy’ol’pmenu! Paise the Deyo’lp’menu!

We are proud of our new name and what it stands for. And we will strive to make things a better place here for all the listeners of Somniloquy. We won’t let you the people of the Celestialnet down. Let it be known that you will be invigorated when you learn that the Book of Willard is being retranslated into a new edition. For it will change the lives of the people who come in contact with it. And, Roylard will soon speak unto the people regarding the origins of the Parsomnial Order. So keep in touch and don’t forget to write down your dreams and share them with us.

In the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

As if the one had eyes

Then the other shall see

Bæyű, Bæyű!

Is thy helper to be

Shall s/he prevail?

Pentameonus! Pentameonus!

Therefore, Seek to unveil

Until Thine Order shall entrail!

The new About section has just been completed. There may still be mistakes; for it is fresh off the press. I will make corrections when I come across the mistakes that these human hands have made. For Willard, Roylard, and Elohim will be proud of the ever growing progress of this godforsaken site. So if you feel compelled to read the new About section I shall provide a link:

New About Section in the Form of a Letter

Enjoy, and may peace be upon you. Amen.

The scribes here at Snaglesnatch have been working very hard tonight. They have brought forth many wonders, such as: updated versions of Matthew James’s first two visions, and an updated version of the Deprogramming of the Saints mandate. I shall provide links for you and your family to enjoy, but, if you do not enjoy, go thy way and sin no more:

-First Vision of Matthew James, NRSV.

-Second Vision of Matthew James, NRSV.

-Deprogramming of the Saints, NRSV.

The scribes and copyists here at The Parasomnial Order have all been hard at work trying to finish transcribing the previous Somniloquy Revelations. They finished the task at around 1:00pm today and I salute them for their hard work. If you would like to read the transcriptions please do so, for they might enlighten your consciousness. However, there may be some human errors, so if you notice any words that don’t match the audio, just leave a comment, that way we’ll have accurate translations of what was actually said during the time of communication with the Holy Wraith of Akasha. Thank you and enjoy.

A new category has been added this morning. It is entitled Phantasmagorium, and it’s where I’ll be writing all of my Elohim related dreams. I have already written 2 of my dreams, so I would suggest you read them for they just might inspire!

A couple of transcribing errors have been found today and I’d like to share them with you at this time. The first one found was the duplicate scripture of Willard 5:20 which threw off all the subsequent Revelations (i.e. wrong scripture with wrong recordings). For that was a unintentional human error that the scribes here at The Parasomnial Order have now fixed. The second one found, well lost actually, was the missing Somniloquy Revelation 02:16:07. The scripture was always here but it was set to private, therefore, it was unpublished. The scribes have fixed that problem as well. I’m sure no one even noticed these nuanced textual errors, but, I felt it was in my best interest to bring this to my peoples’ attention. Thank you.

I have made one really important update to the site and it just happened five minutes ago. Please take a glance at the previous post. You will find that I have transcribed the Somniloquy Revelation in its raw form. I decided to do this because it gives you something to read in the meantime while I translate. Then when translated, I will go back and write the scripture next to the raw babblings. Thank you. I hope you enjoy.

If you haven’t noticed already, there is a new category under the Doctrine section entitled Willard Discussions. This is the doing of Brother Chandler. I think this is a good way to get people involved with the Book of Willard. Brother Chandler asked some pretty good questions that I still haven’t answered in full, but, I will answer them in due time. We shall all thank Brother Chandler for this new edition to the Blog. Thanks Brother Chandler. Pay Lay Ale!!!