Sh(t Eat3rs!

February 10th, 2010 by Prophet Matthew James

Love Faith Goodness Joy

December 21st, 2009 by Prophet Matthew James

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Sleeping Quarters

October 9th, 2009 by Prophet Matthew James

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The Prophet At The Sacred Site of Willard

March 28th, 2009 by Prophet Matthew James

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A New Year Brings Many Wonders!

January 1st, 2009 by Prophet Matthew James

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For the Prophet was a Repositioned Consumer!

May 1st, 2008 by Prophet Matthew James

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New Sleep Configuration

April 25th, 2008 by Prophet Matthew James

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Here’s Something New, I’m Still Cursed with Tnemyo’lp’menu!

March 13th, 2008 by Prophet Matthew James

I have changed the Willard Discussions category to the Parasomnial Discussions category for reasons of, I had nothing better to do. Also, I just noticed that I have completed the Willard Cycle of my Somniloquy Revelations. Now those Somniloquies are labeled under the Willard Revelations category. I hope you enjoy the updates, because I sure do!

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I am now seeing what it looks like with writing on the right hand side of this wonderful picture of Evangelical Enthusiast Extraordinaire Matthew James our Embryonic Prophet. As you can tell he is holding the Liahona (or ball of curious workmenship). Coming soon there will be a dream revelation posted on this fantastic new site called Pentameonus. It will include this picture and an audio file of some noises. I hope you enjoy when it comes to town. Let me know what you think of this picture, because I think it’s glorious. I really enjoy the hat.

I’m not liking how close the text is to the picture. How do I change such a thing? Will it always be that close in the future? I don’t like this one bit. We’ll have to try some things out. So stay tuned for more fantastic things to come. I hear there is a new video in the works, and that it has nothing to do with the Parasomnial Order.

Now, that was just all filler to test out the text on the right side of the picture. I hope you read it all, because it has a lot of good information. Most blogs do, but no one really wants to read that kind of crap.

Nice! I figured out how to give the picture some personal space. Before the text us all right up on the picture. I’m sure the picture and the words are happy. For I am. Now go pray for darkness to fall upon this site! And I shall continue on with writing my new dream revelation.

In the name of Willard Pentameonus, Thou Ascendeth!

The New Mahalalel Sanctum!

March 9th, 2008 by Prophet Matthew James


Progress Report #60 – Your Leader!

June 15th, 2007 by Prophet Matthew James

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