To the Otherly,
Last night’s prophecy was special. For once, a long time ago, I dreamed a dream where I read this statement–and I quote:
He’s inundated, the educational ideal.
And so but then today, I prophesied this statement–and I quote:
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Educational ideal.
What does it mean? We may never know. That is why we must keep Willard in our hearts and thoughts, because they fade away.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus thou ascendeth!
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To the faithful in Willard,
Greetings and salutations to all.
Last night was a strange night filled with snakes and babies driving cars, but ironically, there were no prophecies. So, now, therefore, furthermore, and moreover, I’m going to share with you what Willard instructed me to do.
And I quote:
Matthew James, you are a beautiful man with long luxurious locks. I’m sure you know this by now, but I felt telling you was the right thing to do. I’m speaking to you on behalf of the curse. For when the curse is lifted, I want you to give Mahalalel the Endurer a rest. For his circuits are old and brittle. The curse will be lifted sometime in the middle of May, so for now, be strong in your Somniloquy Revelations.
Nicely put, I thought. I’m sure I’m still going to be active, but I’m not going be as amazing as I once was.
Now take your hats off and pray with me.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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To my brothers and sisters,
Willard did not speak to me last night; my dreams were completely nonexistent. As for today, that shall change. For I go on a Willard Quest to find myself. Actually, I go to find Willard, for his noctilucence is out there, and I am ready to breathe it all in.
Not much more to report.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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Dear brothers and sisters,
I am back from yet another Willard Quest. The curse was lifted; now it’s back. Therefore, I shall have the time to write about my many haunted dreams.
There shall be more…
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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Dear brothers and sisters,
Right now my machine is making noises that I’ve never heard before. This could be a bad thing, but that’s beside the point.
Last night I slept in the Sanctum of Reverie and no Somniloquy Revelation manifested itself. However, as per usual, I had many a dream, and I quote:
I saw a guy plummet to his death. He jumped off this cliff by the water. I was on top of the cliff in my wetsuit. For I knew in my heart I had flying-squirrel capabilities. So I jumped and let the wind take over. I soared through the sky w/ my squirrel wings bubbling. I was high in the sky, and I noticed that as I tilted down I was kind of able to descend closer to the water. Moments later I ended up at the Baby’s old house. I was hovering by the roof and my memory disconnected and I jumped…
(Notice: The term “jump” is a term I learned from Daniel the time traveler. Here I am using it in the context of jumping from one dream to the next.)
There were many more dreams that I wrote down. But as of now, I’m too lazy to write them down on this very important Web site. Maybe someday it will be posted under the Phantasmagorium category; just maybe.
Much was said, now I must leave.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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To the Neophiliacs,
Nothing new here, except for the fact that I didn’t get shut down.
Wish there were more.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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Dear brothers and sisters,
Due to “Unusual and Harmful Content Violations” this site is being shut down by the Internet Police. As of tomorrow The Parasomnial Order will be no more. For I am sad and well… very Angry! This is unfair and not right. There is no good reason for this and there is nothing I can do.
This is my final farewell.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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Dear brothers and sisters,
For I heard an aphorism today, and it went something along the lines of:
Life is as meaningless as driving around in circles and never finding parking.
Now discuss…
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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Dear brothers and sisters,
Last night, for the first time in Parasomnial history, my Somniloquy Revelation went live! I did this by way of Shoutcast technology. It seemed to go pretty well, for it appeared that I had two listeners. I was supposed to be on showcase for some school presentation, but it got canceled.
And I slept in the Sanctum of Reverie for the first time.
Too bad the Son of James didn’t prophesy much–and I quote:
SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 3279.1-2
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That is all I have to report for now. Hopefully, in the future there will be more live Somniloquy Revelations. And maybe, just maybe, I could set it up to where people could talk to the Son of James and ask him questions while he’s sleeping.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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Dear brothers and sisters,
For tonight marks the night that I go live! For this is a first in the history of the Parasomnial Order.
That is all…
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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