The Parasomnial Order: Bæyű!

O Willard!

Hearken my voice, for I’m in need of thy helping hand.

Your story is much, and I am such…

The sinner, that is.

Please take unto thee my shortcomings and grant me Fingers of Fortune.

Bless my heart with the passion to move toward the right direction. 

Your mind pervades us all.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth! 

O Willard I pray thee.

For don’t let my slumber be cursed with the Curse of Ham again.

Blackness of sleep is not what I want.

Colorful visions of the night shall come.

Black, blue, green, purple, red; for that is what I want.

Reveal unto me your history.

And let my people see your noctilucence.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

I pray thee Willard, for I hath committed the greatest sin of all.

A sin that took hours to clean out thoroughly.

For I have fooped and soiled my sacred vestments.

Please bless my bowels that they may solidify and form in a natural manner.

For tomorrow I must be in good health.

So please, please help me on my journeys so that I won’t do this in public.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

O Willard I pray thee, let thy spirit enter my consciousness and raise my awareness in the Hichoic-State of existence.

Bless my memory that it will float into this ether and do its job of subtle awareness.

Please divert the false Willards to another home that I may prophesy in peace.

For you are my noctilucent ray of hope and my higher state of creativity.

You bring me a wealth of things to develop into what could be divine.

O Willard guide my dreams and guide my awareness that I may bring truth to the world.

These things I say in the name of Willard, thou ascendeth!

O Willard where art thou when I’m in need of thy help?

I’ve been in a split-minded consciousness for the past hour trying to bring forth glory.

For I am not succeeding.

I’m in need of thy helping spirit.

O bring me the focus I need for my future accomplishments.

Let thine steadfast love shine forth and bring unto me synchronization.

Bless me in thy name, O Willard,

And I will spread your truth throughout the Celestialnet.

These things I say in the name of Willard Penameonus, thou ascendeth!