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Somniloquy Revelation 11:30:11

Somniloquy Revelation 11:30:11

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1. Wait wait wait. Uh. Where one nuh blue. There two good ones back there.

2. Uh-oh. Uh I’m so sorry. Uh-oh. Dai, sorry dimmi. Be nut. There’s still room

3. Mm gimmy one. Gimmy one… I’m sorry.

4. Whoa baby that was a scary face. Whoa baby.

5. Unacceptable. Wait. Wait why is this still? Wait, what’s going on here?

Somniloquy Revelation 09:27:11

Somniloquy Revelation 09:27:11

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1. Hm huh nuh dickless. CSI ad. Possibly do it right namily. I’ll do that any day w/ you one day. 

2. Wait how’d you umm? I know you guys have like a cool funny little… Stuff’s way cool layer boxes it’s like that easy. Nothing, and one. [Sacred Tongue] They’re buried way back here. 

Somniloquy Revelation 07:20:11

Somniloquy Revelation 07:20:11

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1. What go happens if I hit it, can you go back here? It’s aff limits, right? No, this is off off. There’s nothing even here. Me nut. Puw. Puw. Puw. Puw. Makes no sense.

2. I don’t get your password… potato… and…

Somniloquy Revelation 05:16:11

Somniloquy Revelation 05:16:11

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1. What’s happen? Is everything OK? I hope you don’t die on me. Please don’t die, both of you. I need both of you. You need me; I need you.

2. Something’s wrong.

3. Coconut’s good dude. Coconut’s the man, dogg.

4. I feel terrible for doing this, but, goddammit! Scoped. [Yawn.] Lemon squares, or something to get them.

5. Tight is very tight right here. Pictures right now. It’s a good time to go do it.

Somniloquy Revelation 04:13:11

Somniloquy Revelation 04:13:11

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1. You really don’t have a dick w/ four holes? That can’t be the answer goddammit.

2. Wait I don’t know how to get out of here. I don’t know how to get back to the car. Ne-nuh my board. My board outside.

3. I’ve fallen. Then, so these two, similar. I’ll follow one, so that’ll work out. So two, two Gagliardo.

4. And we need to get something to make sure that this is. We need to get Gagliardo. Kars Baldo. Gagliardo Baldo… Strong Gagliardo. Strong Baldo.

5. So throw him one. Oh that thing’s heavy as a whole goddamn bitch. What the fuck is that? Shit. No wait, save that. That thing’s amazing. Check out baby Urra right there. Oh man.

6. Oh no way no one looked at me. I am not exactly what you need for a little bitch.

Somniloquy Revelation 04:05:11

Somniloquy Revelation 04:05:11

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1. Oh Goddamn. That’s gonna be bad.

Somniloquy Revelation 03:28:11

Somniloquy Revelation 03:28:11

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1. Uh five Pole get out of the goddamn way, goddammit. I know, goddammit… Funny, ’cause that’s the exact same goddamn word I have… So I have sock at the end of mine, goddammit.

Somniloquy Revelation 03:24:11

Somniloquy Revelation 03:24:11

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1. Actually yeah, I would like to see the photo. You see the photo?

2. Nomo come? Dove? Stiamo, stiamo andando.

Somniloquy Revelation 03:23:11

Somniloquy Revelation 03:23:11

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1. Hell no, bitch!

2. OK kept slats. Uh I’m sick of captions. I’m sick of captions. Those two. Ah-ha the same old same old bats. [Sacred Tongue.] K.

3. Um don’t top it under speak… By dow I can put that one on Monday’s Philip.

4. Ciando Mile. Mile cudutawah. Pito stai.

5. Ooh you mother fuckers have nothing on me bitch!

Somniloquy Revelation 03:22:11

Somniloquy Revelation 03:22:11

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1. Ah it’s perfect. Sit my ass down. Look how easy that is, and I go and a cup. My little cup; isn’t that nice? Preservativo. Due. Oh. Due dufeia. Due. Do it, do– dove?

2. It’s all move from side to side. I’ve never seen that. Mia. Mere?

3. Hey, I missed that bile pow. Buon Giorno.

4. Jam on. Jam-o. Carre. Agiando andando.